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What do you weigh 110 115 poundsWhich one of my butt cheeks are you talking about
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Shallow Hal

Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?

Hal:
So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?Rosemary: Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?

Full Transcript

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What do you weigh 110 115 pounds
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Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about
Available in 4 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
511
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:01
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
20th Century Fox,Conundrum Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.

Actors

Jack Black
Hal
Jack Black
Gwyneth Paltrow
Rosemary
Gwyneth Paltrow
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Listen, can you wait here one second?
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You guys are making fun of me 'cause I'm a little...
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Does she take the cake or whatShe takes the whole bakery Hal
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Hey, I got a good idea.
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Right I mean I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at...
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Haldo me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and...
Well, it was too good to be true. - Shallow Hal 00:45
Well, it was too good to be true.
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What What are you talking aboutAll I ever did was tell her...
Yeah, bigger than a mouse's. - Shallow Hal 00:28
Yeah, bigger than a mouse's.
That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp - Shallow Hal 00:05
That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp
All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a missile - Shallow Hal 00:06
All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a...
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Hi. Is this a bad time, or... No. Um... I just wanted to...
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You gotta get in here and look at this turdIt looks just...