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What What are you talking aboutAll I ever did was tell her how perfect she wasReally YeahThen she got all huffy and told me to grow upWell that's probably good advice You are kind of immatureYou're

I heard what you said, but it took you, like, 8 seconds. You can't come back with a...

Shallow Hal • 2001

Hal:
What are you talking about? All I ever did was tell her how perfect she was.Mauricio:Really?Hal:Yeah. Then she got all huffy and told me to grow up.Mauricio:Well, that's probably good advice. You are kind of immature.Hal:You're not serious. You actually think you're more mature than me?Mauricio:You're right. I'm probably more immature than you, but at least I have a bigger willie.Hal: Yeah... bigger than a mouse's.Mauricio:What the hell was that?Hal:I said your willie's...Mauricio:I heard what you said, but it took you, like, 8 seconds. You can't come back with a comeback after 8 seconds. You got 3 seconds... 5, tops. That's why they call it a "quip." Not a "slooowp."

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What What are you talking about

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All I ever did was tell her how perfect she was

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Really Yeah

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Then she got all huffy and told me to grow up

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Well that's probably good advice You are kind of immature

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You're not serious You actually think you're more mature than me

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Yeah right I'm probably more immature than you

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but at least I have a bigger willie

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Yeah bigger than a mouse's

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What the hell was that

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I said your willie's bigger than

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I heard

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but it took you like eight seconds

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You can't make a comeback after eight seconds

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You got three seconds Five tops

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That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp

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عم تتحدث ل م أفعل سوى إخبارها بأن ها كاملة

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حقا نعم

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وتعك ر مزاجها وطلبت مني التصرف كالكبار

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نعم رب ما هذه نصيحة جيدة فأنت غير ناضج

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أنت تمزح أتظن حقا أن ك ناضج أكثر من ي

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أنت محق الأرجح أن ي أكثر نضجا منك لكن

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على الأقل لدي عضو أكبر

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نعم أكبر مم ا لدى الفأر

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ما هذا بحق السماء قلت إن عضوك أكبر م ن عضو الفأر

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سمعت ما قلته لكن ك استغرقت 8 ثوان لتقله

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لا يمكنك التعليق بعد 8 ثوان لديك 3 ثواني أو 5 على الأكثر

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لهذا يسمونه ملاحظة ظريفة وليس ملاحظة متأنية

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Apa Apa maksudmu

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yang kulakukan hanyalah mengatakan padanya betapa sempurnanya dia

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Benarkah Ya

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lalu dia mulai tersinggung dan menyuruhku untuk dewasa

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Yah itu mungkin nasihat yang baik kau semacam belum dewasa

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Kau tidak serius menurutmu kau benar benar lebih dewasa dariku

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Ya benar Aku mungkin lebih dewasa darimu

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tapi setidaknya aku punya anu yang lebih besar

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Ya lebih besar dari tikus

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Apa apaan itu

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kukatakan anumu lebih besar dari

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sudah ku dengar

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tapi buatmu butuh waktu sekitar 8 detik

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kau tak dapat mengejek setelah 8 detik

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bisa tiga detik Lima selebihnyalah

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Itu sebabnya mereka menyebutnya sebuah sindiran bukan jeda waktu

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Qué quieres decir Yo sólo le dije que era perfecta

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De veras

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Sí Se puso de mal humor y me dijo que no fuera inmaduro

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Es un buen consejo Eres algo inmaduro

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Increíble Realmente piensas que eres más maduro que yo

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No debo ser más inmaduro que tú pero tengo un equipo superior al tuyo

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Sí superior al de un ratón

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Qué significa eso Dije que tu equipo

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Oí lo que dijiste pero tardaste ocho segundos

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No se puede retrucar con una frase así a los ocho segundos Tres cinco como mucho

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Por eso se llama una ocurrencia y no una siesta

Available in 4 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

896

Timestamp in Movie

00:45:09

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

20th Century Fox,Conundrum Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.

Actors

Hal

Mauricio

Jason Alexander