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Carl, we're serious

Carl, we're serious.The stakes are really, really high. We love you and we need youin this...

Shameless • S01E06 • 2011

Carl, we're serious.The stakes are really, really high. We love you and we need youin this family, in this house. You need to stop biting and punchingand hurting people. - Well, how else do I make them cry?- Gossip and slander. You know, when I get really angry,I usuallyjust count to 10. Hey, little man, tell you what we'll do. We're gonna get you some padsand skates, get you out on the ice. Take your frustrations outwith a hockey stick. You can come to karate with me. Remember when I broke Kyle's leg?Took three pins to put it back together. You can't beat karate... When it comes to regulated,sanctioned violence for children

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Carl we're serious The stakes are really really high

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We love you and we need you in this family in this house

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You need to stop biting and punching and hurting people

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Well how else do I make them cry Gossip and slander

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You know when I get really angry I usuallyjust count to 10

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Hey little man tell you what we'll do

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We're gonna get you some pads and skates get you out on the ice

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Take your frustrations out with a hockey stick

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You can come to karate with me

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Remember when I broke Kyle's leg Took three pins to put it back together

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You can't beat karate

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When it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for children

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كارل نحن جديين

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المخاطر هي في الواقع عالية جدآ

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نحن نحبك نحن نحتاجك في هذه العائله

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في هذا المنزل

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أنت بحاجه أن توقف العض

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واللكم وايذاء الناس

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حسنا كيف يمكنني جعلها تبكي

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النميمه والتشهير

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أتعلم عندما أغضب

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عاده أعد حتى العشره

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مهلا أيها الرجل الصغير سأقول لك ماسنفعله

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نحن سوف تحصل على بعض المزلاجات

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وتخرج على الجليد

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يمكنك أن تأخذ الإحباط خارجا مع عصا الهوكي

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نعم يمكنك أن تتعلم بعض الكاراتيه معي

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أتذكر عندما كسرت

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رجل كارل بوزلي أستغرق الأمر ثلاث عمليات

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لوضعها معا مره أخرى

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لايمكنك تعلم الكاراتيه عندما يتعلق الأمر

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بمعاقبه الأطفال

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Carl nous disons au sérieux

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Les enjeux et les très élevé

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Nous vous aimons et nous vous avez besoin dans cette famille

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Dans cette maison

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Vous devez vous arrêter mordre

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poinçon et blesser les gens

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Mais alors comment faire les faire pleurer

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Gossip et la calomnie

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Vous savez quand je me fâche pour de bon J'ai l'habitude de simplement compter jusqu'à dix

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Hé petit homme je sais comment

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Vous obtenez quelques casquettes et chaussures

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Aller sur la glace Vous pouvez télécharger la colère avec un bâton de hockey

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Exactement Vous pouvez venir avec moi le karaté

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Et quand je me suis cassé la jambe dans Kyle Booze Il a fallu trois clous à réorganiser hein

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Rien de mieux que quand il s'agit de karaté des règles de la violence des enfants et des sanctions

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Carl das ist unser Ernst

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Die Wetteinsätze sind wirklich wirklich hoch

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Wir lieben dich und wir brauchen dich in dieser Familie

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In diesem Haus

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Du musst aufhören zu beißen

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und zu schlagen und andere Leute zu verletzen

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Naja wie bringe ich sie sonst zum Weinen

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Tratsch und Beleidigungen

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Weißt du wenn ich wirklich böse werde

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zähle ich gewöhnlich einfach bis 10

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Hey kleiner Mann ich sag dir was wir machen werden

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Wir besorgen dir ein paar Polster und ein paar Schlittschuhe

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Bringen dich aufs Eis

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Du kannst deine Frustrationen mit einem Hockeyschläger auslassen

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Ja Du kannst mit mir zum Karate kommen

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Erinnerst du dich als ich Kyle Boozlees Bein gebrochen habe Es hat 3 Stifte gebraucht

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um es wieder zusammenzubekommen huh

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Du kannst Karate nicht übertreffen wenn es um geregelte

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genehmigte Gewalt für Kinder geht

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Carl kami serius

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Risikonya sangat besar

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Kami menyayangimu dan memerlukanmu dalam keluarga ini

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Dalam rumah ini

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Tolong berhentilah menggigit memukul dan melukai orang

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Bagaimana lagi aku membuat mereka menangis

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Gosip dan fitnah

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Saat sangat marah biasanya aku menghitung sampai 10

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Anak Muda inilah yang akan kita lakukan

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Kita akan membeli pelindung lutut dan sepatu seluncur

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lalu pergi ke gelanggang es

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Kau bisa melampiaskan frustrasi dengan hoki

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Kau juga bisa ikut karate denganku

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Ingat saat aku mematahkan kaki Kyle Boozlee

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Tulangnya harus disatukan dengan tiga pen

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Karate adalah kekerasan yang paling terkontrol

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dan sah bagi anak anak

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カール俺たちは本気だ

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賭けは本当に本当に高い

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愛してるこの家族に

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この家で

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噛むのをやめなさい

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殴ったり人を傷つけるのはやめてほしい

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他にどうやって泣かせるか

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ゴシップや中傷

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知ってるでしょ本当に腹が立ったとき

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10数えるんだ

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おい坊やどうするか教えてやろう

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パッドとパッドとスケート靴を

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氷の上に出よう

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ホッケーのスティックでホッケーのスティックで

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そうだ僕と一緒に一緒に空手に行こう

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いつ私が壊したか覚えている

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カイルブーズリーの足を折ったのを 3本のピンで

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元に戻すのに3本のピンが必要だった

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空手には勝てない空手には勝てないよ

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空手には勝てない空手には勝てない

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Карл мы серьёзно

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Ставки очень очень велики

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Мы тебя любим и хотим чтобы ты остался в семье

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В этом доме

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Ты должен перестать кусать

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бить и ранить людей

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А как ещё мне их заставить плакать

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Сплетнями и клеветой

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Знаешь когда я сильно злюсь

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я обычно считаю до десяти

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Эй малыш вот что мы сделаем

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Достанем тебе щитки и коньки

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Поставим тебя на лёд

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Сможешь вымещать свои срывы на других с помощью хоккейной клюшки

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Да Ещё ты можешь ходить со мной на каратэ

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Помнишь как я сломал

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ногу Кайлу Буззлу Потребовалось три спицы

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чтобы её срастить представляешь

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Когда дело касается контролируемого

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разрешённого насилия для детей с каратэ ничего не сравнится

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Carl seamos serios

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Hay mucho mucho en juego

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Te queremos y te necesitamos en esta familia

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En esta casa

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Tienes que dejar de morder

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de golpear y de herir a la gente

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Vale cómo se supone que los haré llorar

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Con chismorreos y calumnias

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Cuando estoy muy muy enfadado

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Generalmente yo cuento hasta diez

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Escucha pequeño te diré lo que vamos a hacer

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Te vamos a dar unas rodilleras y unos patines

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Y lanzarte a la pista de hielo

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Puedes desahogarte con un palo de hockey

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Sí Puedes venir a Kárate conmigo

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Recuerdas cuando le rompí

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la pierna a Kyle Boozlee Le tuvieron que poner tres clavos

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para ponérsela bien

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No hay nada mejor que el karate cuando se trata de

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violencia autorizada para niños

Available in 8 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

28

Timestamp in Movie

00:43:42

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

6

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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Movie Summary

A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.