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Debbie: Wish you'd taken a camera

Wish you'd taken a camera. Hey, what does urine and Canadian beerhave in common? They both...

Shameless • S01E02 • 2011

Debbie:Wish you'd taken a camera. Hey, what does urine and Canadian beerhave in common? They both come from pussies. Bet you're the only onewho missed me. No. Because Carl said,"the cable's off. Where's the ladder?" And lip said, "dad's the only onewho knows what to do on the pole." - Did you see Toronto?- Yeah. - Cn tower?- Christ, yeah. You can see right across all of Canadafrom the top. I didn't stay up there long, though. Don't know what Canadian womenare into... But they couldn't take their eyes offof me, like, "hey, I'm having that guy." Got a bit unnerving,so I headed on back down

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Debbie Wish you'd taken a camera

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Hey what does urine and Canadian beer have in common

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They both come from pussies

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Bet you're the only one who missed me

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No Because Carl said the cable's off Where's the ladder

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And lip said dad's the only one who knows what to do on the pole

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Did you see Toronto Yeah

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Cn tower Christ yeah

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You can see right across all of Canada from the top

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I didn't stay up there long though

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Don't know what Canadian women are into

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But they couldn't take their eyes off of me like hey I'm having that guy

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Got a bit unnerving so I headed on back down

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أتمنى لو أخذت معك الكاميرا

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مكان مقرف

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اسمعي ما العامل المشترك بين البول والبيرة الكندية

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جميعهم يأتون من فرج المرأة

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أراهن أنك الوحيدة التي فقدتني

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لا لأن كارل قال

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لقد إنقطع السلك أين السل م

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عندها قال ليب أبي هو الوحيدالذي يتسل ق العامود

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هل رأيت تورونتو

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أجل

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برج الإتصالات

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ياإلهي أجل

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بإمكانك أن تري كل كنـدا من الأعلى

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لم أجلس هناك مدة كافية مع ذلك

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لا أعلم ما خطب النساء الكنديات

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ولكن هم لم يديروا أعينهم عن ي

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وكأنهم يقولون هذا الرجل لي

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أصبحت مخيفة بعذ الشيء لذا قر رت العودة بعد ذلك

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T'aurais dû prendre des photos

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C'est un bled pourri

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Qu'est ce que l'urine et la bière canadienne ont en commun

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Les deux viennent de cons

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T'es la seule à qui j'ai manqué

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Non Carl voulait l'échelle parce qu'on avait plus le câble

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Et Lip a dit que t'étais le seul qui savait comment l'arranger

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T'as visité Toronto Ouais

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La tour CN Bien sûr

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On voit tout le Canada depuis là haut

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J'y suis pas resté très longtemps

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Je sais pas pourquoi mais toutes les Canadiennes

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arrêtaient pas de me regarder Elles en avaient que pour moi

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C'était agaçant alors j'ai décidé de rentrer

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Wünschte du hättest eine Kamera mitgenommen

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Totales Drecksloch

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Hey was haben Urin und kanadisches Bier gemeinsam

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Es kommt beides von Muschis

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Wette du bist die einzige die mich vermisst hat

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Nein denn Carl hat gesagt

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Das Kabel ist ab Wo ist die Leiter

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Und Lip hat gesagt Dad ist der einzige

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der weiß was man am Mast machen muss

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Hast du Toronto gesehen

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Ja Den CN Tower

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Herrgott ja

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Man kann von ganz oben über ganz Kanada sehen

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Ich war da allerdings nicht lange oben

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Keine Ahnung auf was kanadische Frauen stehen

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aber sie konnten ihre Augen nicht von mir nehmen

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so wie Hey ich mach mich über den Kerl da her

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Ging mir eine bisschen auf die Nerven deshalb bin ich wieder zurückgekommen

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Sedikit takut jadi aku menjauh

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Canada itu indah

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Kamu hanya butuh tau jalan sekitarmu

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Kamu tau

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Oh ho ho ho

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Setiap detil

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Hey aku harus mencairkan check ku

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Buatkan aku roti isi saat aku kembali okay

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Okay

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Жаль у тебя не было камеры

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Вонючая дыра

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Эй что общего у канадского пива и мочи

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И то и другое льётся из вагин

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Наверняка ты одна по мне скучала

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Нет потому что Карл сказал

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Кабель соскочил Где лестница

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А Лип ответил Папа один знает

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что делать с антенной мачтой

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Ты видел Торонто

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Да

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А Си Эн Тауэр

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Боже конечно

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С её верхушки можно увидеть всю Канаду

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Хотя я там недолго простоял

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Не знаю что нравится канадским женщинам

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но они не могли отвести от меня глаз

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типа Эй этот парень мой

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Это немного нервировало так что я отправился обратно

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Fue un poco desconcertante así que me bajé

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Hay partes de Canadá que son preciosas

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Sólo tienes que conocer bien el lugar

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Lo conoces ahora

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Oh ho ho ho

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Cada centímetro

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Ey tengo que ir a cobrar un cheque

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Hazme un sandwich para cuando vuelva vale

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Vale

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Duration

47 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:33:04

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.