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Got a Hummer today

Ah. Wow. I didn't hear you rushing to tell me. Yeah, well... I mean, I thoughtwe tell...

Shameless • S01E01 • 2011

Got a Hummer today. What's the law on sex with pets? From Karen Jackson. - No way.- Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got a c in physics, needed a b. Yeah, you wouldn't have waitedthis long to tell me. Oh, five hours. - Okay, you're full of shit.- Fuck you. You ever have a knob-job? Once or twice. Lip: Ah. Wow. I didn't hear you rushing to tell me. Yeah, well... I mean, I thoughtwe tell each other everything

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Got a Hummer today

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What's the law on sex with pets

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From Karen Jackson

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No way Yeah yeah yeah

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She got a c in physics needed a b

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Yeah you wouldn't have waited this long to tell me

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Oh five hours

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Okay you're full of shit Fuck you

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You ever have a knob job

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Once or twice Lip Ah Wow

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I didn't hear you rushing to tell me

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Yeah well

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I mean I thought we tell each other everything

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حصلت على جنس فموي اليوم

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ما هو القانون للجنس مع الحيوانات

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من كارين جاكسون

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مستحيل

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نعم نعم نعم

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لقد حصلت على جيد في الفيزياء واحتاجت ل جيدجدا

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أو أنت

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لم تكن لتنتظر كل هذا الوقت لتخبرني

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خمس ساعات

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حسنا هذا كله هراء

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اللعنة عليك

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هل حصلت على جنس فموي من قبل

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مرة أو مرتين

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اوه واو

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لم أسمع بأنك كنت ستخبرني

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نعم حسنا

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أقصد لقد ظننت

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بأننا نبوح بأسرارنا كلها

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On m'a léché les boules

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La zoophilie c'est pas illégal

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Karen Jackson

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Sérieux

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Elle a pas eu assez de points en physique

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Tu l'aurais dit avant

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Ça fait cinq heures

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Je te crois pas

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Va te faire

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Tu t'es déjà fait sucer

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Une fois ou deux

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Tu me l'as pas dit

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Je croyais qu'on se disait tout

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Ich hab heute einen Blowjob bekommen

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Was sagt das Gesetz zu Sex mit Haustieren

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Von Karen Jackson

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Niemals

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Ja ja ja Sie hatte in Physik eine 3 Brauchte aber eine 2

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Sonst

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sonst hättest nicht so lange gewartet es mir zu erzählen

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Oh 5 Stunden

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Okay du laberst nur Scheiße

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Fick dich

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Hattest du jemals einen Blowjob nur an der Eichel

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Ein oder zweimal

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Du hast es mir aber auch nicht so schnell erzählt

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Naja ja

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Ich meine ich dachte

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wir erzählen uns alles

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Dapet kabar bagus hari ini

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Apa hukum bercinta dengan binatang

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dari Karen Jackson

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Gak mungkin

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Yeah yeah yeah

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Dia dapet C di Fisika Butuh nilai B

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atau kamu uh

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kamu gak akan selama ini memberi tahuku

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Oh 5 jam

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Okay kamu ngibul

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Tai

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Kamu pernah menggrepe cewek

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Sekali atau dua kali

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Oh Wow

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Aku gak denger kamu sibuk untuk memberi tauku

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Yeah well

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Maksudku Aku kira

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Gak ada rahasia diantara kita

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Мне сегодня отсосали

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А какая там статья запрещающая секс с животными

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Карен Джексон

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Врёшь ведь

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Да да да

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У неё тройбан по физике А нужна четвёрка

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Или же

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Ты бы не стал ждать так долго чтобы мне рассказать

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5 часов ждал

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Ясно Пиздишь короче

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Иди ты

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А у тебя отсасывали

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Разок другой

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Ого

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Я смотрю ты не торопишься мне об этом рассказать

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Ну да

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Мы ведь с тобой

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всё друг другу рассказываем

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Hoy me han hecho una mamada

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Qué dice la ley sobre el sexo con mascotas

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Karen Jackson

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Ni hablar

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Sí sí sí

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Sacó un bien en física Necesitaba un notable

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Tú

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no habrías esperado tanto tiempo para decírmelo

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Cinco horas

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Vale eres un mierda

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Jódete

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Alguna vez te han pulido el sable

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Una o dos veces

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No me pareció que corrieras a decírmelo

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Sí bien

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Quiero decir pensé que

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nos lo contamos todo el uno al otro

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:11:32

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

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Episode

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Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.