To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO

Hey, the gallaghers invited us to go bowling

Hey, the gallaghers invited usto go bowling. - What are you doing?- Veronica asked me to...

Shameless • S01E08 • 2011

Hey, the gallaghers invited usto go bowling. - What are you doing?- Veronica asked me to do her chores. - She would help me with mine next week.- No. - What?- Put that down. Put that down. Look, I know the Bible saysyou get closer to god and crap... If you sew the holes in my socks,but this is just wrong. It's Saturday. In my house, the way to getcloser to god on Saturday is to play. - Is that in Ezekiel?- Yeah, the updated version. - Change out of that Laura Ingalls dress.- Oh, yes, sir. And don't call me sir. We are gonna have so much fun. Yeah. It's open. Hey, Ethel, let's get a move on, huh? Holy fuck. - I am ready for you, sir.- What are you doing? Clyde had me on Tuesdays,but if you want me on Saturday... No, I don't want you on Saturdays. Hey, kev, we're all ready to

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.017

Hey the gallaghers invited us to go bowling

00:00:04.462 --> 00:00:07.214

What are you doing Veronica asked me to do her chores

00:00:07.381 --> 00:00:09.967

She would help me with mine next week No

00:00:10.134 --> 00:00:12.136

What Put that down Put that down

00:00:12.303 --> 00:00:15.514

Look I know the Bible says you get closer to god and crap

00:00:15.681 --> 00:00:19.685

If you sew the holes in my socks but this is just wrong It's Saturday

00:00:19.852 --> 00:00:23.998

In my house the way to get closer to god on Saturday is to play

00:00:23.189 --> 00:00:26.484

Is that in Ezekiel Yeah the updated version

00:00:26.651 --> 00:00:30.446

Change out of that Laura Ingalls dress Oh yes sir

00:00:30.613 --> 00:00:32.907

And don't call me sir

00:00:33.574 --> 00:00:36.041

We are gonna have so much fun

00:00:37.787 --> 00:00:39.538

Yeah It's open

00:00:40.706 --> 00:00:43.000

Hey Ethel let's get a move on huh

00:00:43.167 --> 00:00:44.251

Holy fuck

00:00:44.418 --> 00:00:46.837

I am ready for you sir What are you doing

00:00:47.978 --> 00:00:49.799

Clyde had me on Tuesdays but if you want me on Saturday

00:00:49.965 --> 00:00:51.759

No I don't want you on Saturdays

00:00:51.926 --> 00:00:53.166

Hey kev we're all ready to

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.834

00:00:02.868 --> 00:00:05.737

آل غاليغر دعونا الى ليله البولينغ

00:00:05.771 --> 00:00:07.038

ماذا تفعلين

00:00:07.072 --> 00:00:08.064

طلبت مني فيرونيكا أن أقوم بأعمالها المنزليه

00:00:08.674 --> 00:00:11.409

قالت أنها ستساعدني الأسبوع القادم لا

00:00:11.444 --> 00:00:12.041

ماذا

00:00:12.445 --> 00:00:14.612

دعي ذلك جانبآ دعي ذلك جانبا أنظري

00:00:14.647 --> 00:00:17.998

أعلم أن الكتاب المقدس قال أن التقرب الى الله وتلك الحماقه تكون

00:00:17.001 --> 00:00:18.583

أذا كنت ستخيطين الثقوب في جواربي

00:00:18.617 --> 00:00:21.119

ولكن هذا فقط خاطئ أنه يوم السبت

00:00:21.153 --> 00:00:23.001

وفي منزلي الطريقه في التقرب

00:00:23.055 --> 00:00:24.456

الى الله في يوم السبت تكون باللعب

00:00:24.049 --> 00:00:26.124

هل هو حزاقيل

00:00:26.158 --> 00:00:28.076

نعم بالنسخه الحديثه

00:00:28.794 --> 00:00:30.462

والآن أذهبي لتغيير فستان لورا أنقلز

00:00:30.496 --> 00:00:31.093

نعم سيدي

00:00:31.964 --> 00:00:34.332

ولاتناديني سيدي

00:00:34.366 --> 00:00:37.969

نحن سنحصل على وقت ممتع جدآ

00:00:38.001 --> 00:00:39.571

00:00:39.605 --> 00:00:41.206

نعم أنه مفتوح

00:00:42.374 --> 00:00:44.576

مهلا أيثال لنذهب الآن

00:00:44.061 --> 00:00:46.177

ياللهول اللعنه

00:00:46.212 --> 00:00:47.812

أنا مستعده لك سيدي

00:00:47.847 --> 00:00:49.881

ماذا تفعلين كلايد كان عاده يأتيني يوم الثلاثاء

00:00:49.915 --> 00:00:51.216

ولكن أذا أردتني يوم السبت

00:00:51.025 --> 00:00:52.484

لا لاأريدك في يوم السبت

00:00:52.518 --> 00:00:53.985

أنا لا أريدك أبدآ

00:00:54.998 --> 00:00:56.003

مرحبا كيف نحن مستعدين للذهاب

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.869

Le Gallagher nous invités à aller au bowling

00:00:03.903 --> 00:00:05.017

Que ferez vous

00:00:05.204 --> 00:00:06.772

Veronica m'a dit de faire leurs devoirs

00:00:06.806 --> 00:00:09.541

Il a dit qu'il pourrait m'aider avec le mien la semaine prochaine N

00:00:09.576 --> 00:00:10.542

Qu'est ce

00:00:10.577 --> 00:00:12.744

Arrête Arrête Mira

00:00:12.779 --> 00:00:15.018

Je sais que la Bible dit que vous seront rapprocher de Dieu et toute cette merde

00:00:15.214 --> 00:00:16.715

Si vous cousez les trous dans mes chaussettes

00:00:16.749 --> 00:00:19.251

mais c'est faux C'est samedi

00:00:19.285 --> 00:00:21.153

Et dans ma maison la façon d'aborder

00:00:21.187 --> 00:00:22.588

Dieu joue le samedi

00:00:22.622 --> 00:00:24.256

Est ce que dans Ézéchiel

00:00:24.029 --> 00:00:26.892

Oui la version mise à jour

00:00:26.926 --> 00:00:28.594

Aller de modifier cette robe Laura Ingalls

00:00:28.628 --> 00:00:30.001

Oui monsieur

00:00:30.096 --> 00:00:32.464

Et ne m'appelez pas monsieur

00:00:32.498 --> 00:00:36.101

Nous allons très bien

00:00:37.737 --> 00:00:39.338

Oui il est ouvert

00:00:40.506 --> 00:00:42.708

Ethel mises de l'avant d'accord

00:00:42.742 --> 00:00:44.309

Damn

00:00:44.344 --> 00:00:45.944

Je suis prêt à vous monsieur

00:00:45.979 --> 00:00:48.998

Que faites vous Je Clyde avait le mardi

00:00:48.997 --> 00:00:49.348

mais si je veux le samedi

00:00:49.382 --> 00:00:50.616

Non j'aime les samedis

00:00:50.065 --> 00:00:52.117

Je ne veux pas jamais

00:00:52.151 --> 00:00:54.152

Hé Kev nous sommes tous prêts à Allez

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.441

Hey die Gallaghers haben uns zum Bowling eingeladen

00:00:04.156 --> 00:00:05.018

Was machst du da

00:00:05.185 --> 00:00:06.873

Veronica hat mich gefragt ob ich ihre Aufgaben erledige

00:00:07.236 --> 00:00:09.113

Sagte sie würde mir nächste Woche mit meinen helfen Nein

00:00:09.949 --> 00:00:12.048

Was Leg das hin Leg das hin Sieh mal

00:00:12.485 --> 00:00:15.577

ich weiß dass in der Bibel steht dass du näher an Gott kommst und so ein Mist

00:00:15.582 --> 00:00:19.204

falls du die Löcher in meinen Socken nähst aber das ist einfach falsch Es ist Samstag

00:00:19.714 --> 00:00:22.057

Und in meinem Haus ist der Weg um am Samstag näher an Gott zu kommen zu spielen

00:00:23.001 --> 00:00:24.153

Ist das ein Ezechiel

00:00:25.244 --> 00:00:26.464

Ja die aktualisierte Version

00:00:26.627 --> 00:00:28.502

Jetzt geh und tausch dieses Laura Ingalls aus und zieh was anderes an

00:00:28.507 --> 00:00:29.634

Oh ja Sir

00:00:30.619 --> 00:00:31.081

Und hör auf mich Sir zu nennen

00:00:33.498 --> 00:00:36.202

Wir werden so viel Spaß haben

00:00:37.416 --> 00:00:38.091

Ja es ist offen

00:00:40.699 --> 00:00:42.866

Hey Ethel gehen wir endlich huh

00:00:43.107 --> 00:00:44.304

Heilige Scheiße

00:00:44.309 --> 00:00:45.516

Ich bin bereit für Sie Sir

00:00:46.003 --> 00:00:48.521

Was machst du Clyde hatte mich gewöhnlich dienstags

00:00:48.526 --> 00:00:49.834

aber falls Sie mich samstags wollen

00:00:49.839 --> 00:00:51.726

Nein ich will dich samstags nicht ich will dich überhaupt nicht jemals

00:00:51.792 --> 00:00:53.923

Hey Kev wir sind bereit zu Hoppla

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.998

Keluarga Gallagher mengundang kita bermain boling

00:00:04.545 --> 00:00:07.131

Kau sedang apa Veronica minta aku mengerjakan ini

00:00:07.214 --> 00:00:08.841

Katanya dia akan membantuku pekan depan

00:00:08.924 --> 00:00:09.884

Tidak

00:00:09.967 --> 00:00:12.999

Apa Taruh itu

00:00:12.177 --> 00:00:15.598

Alkitab memang bilang kau akan semakin dekat dengan Tuhan

00:00:15.681 --> 00:00:17.933

jika kau menjahit kaus kakiku tapi hal itu salah

00:00:18.999 --> 00:00:19.056

Ini hari Sabtu

00:00:19.643 --> 00:00:21.027

Di rumahku kau bisa dekat dengan Tuhan

00:00:21.353 --> 00:00:22.938

jika bermain pada hari Sabtu

00:00:23.998 --> 00:00:24.231

Itu dari Kitab Yehezkiel

00:00:25.316 --> 00:00:26.525

Ya versi paling baru

00:00:26.609 --> 00:00:28.402

Ganti gaun Laura Ingalls mu itu

00:00:28.485 --> 00:00:29.486

Baik Pak

00:00:30.654 --> 00:00:31.655

Jangan panggil aku Pak

00:00:33.574 --> 00:00:36.997

Kita akan bersenang senang

00:00:37.411 --> 00:00:38.412

Pintunya tidak dikunci

00:00:40.748 --> 00:00:43.002

Ethel kau siap pergi

00:00:43.125 --> 00:00:45.377

Astaga Aku siap untukmu Pak

00:00:45.961 --> 00:00:46.921

Kau sedang apa

00:00:47.978 --> 00:00:48.505

Biasanya Clyde meniduriku hari Selasa

00:00:48.589 --> 00:00:49.798

Jika kau mau hari Sabtu

00:00:49.882 --> 00:00:51.634

Aku tidak mau hari Sabtu atau

00:00:51.717 --> 00:00:52.843

Hai Kev kami sudah siap

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.869

ギャラガー夫妻がボーリングに行こうって

00:00:03.903 --> 00:00:05.017

何してるの

00:00:05.204 --> 00:00:06.772

ベロニカに頼まれたのって頼まれたの

00:00:06.806 --> 00:00:09.541

来週は私の家事を来週私の家事を手伝ってくれるっていやよ

00:00:09.576 --> 00:00:10.542

え

00:00:10.577 --> 00:00:12.744

それを置いてそれを置け見て

00:00:12.779 --> 00:00:15.018

聖書には神に近づき

00:00:15.214 --> 00:00:16.715

って書いてあるのは知ってるんだ靴下の穴を縫えば

00:00:16.749 --> 00:00:19.251

でもこれは間違っている今日は土曜日だ

00:00:19.285 --> 00:00:21.153

しかも私の家で近づく方法は

00:00:21.187 --> 00:00:22.588

遊ぶことだ

00:00:22.622 --> 00:00:24.256

それはエゼキエル書にあるのか

00:00:24.029 --> 00:00:26.892

ええ最新版です

00:00:26.926 --> 00:00:28.594

さあ着替えてきなさいローラインガルスドレスに着替えて

00:00:28.628 --> 00:00:30.001

あはい

00:00:30.096 --> 00:00:32.464

それと先生って呼ばないで

00:00:32.498 --> 00:00:36.101

私たちはとても楽しくなりそうだ

00:00:37.737 --> 00:00:39.338

ああ開いてるよ

00:00:40.506 --> 00:00:42.708

おいエセル急ごうぜ

00:00:42.742 --> 00:00:44.309

なんてこった

00:00:44.344 --> 00:00:45.944

準備できました

00:00:45.979 --> 00:00:48.998

何してるいつも火曜日はクライドと一緒だった

00:00:48.997 --> 00:00:49.348

土曜は土曜日に

00:00:49.382 --> 00:00:50.616

いや土曜日はいらないよ土曜日に

00:00:50.065 --> 00:00:52.117

絶対にいらない

00:00:52.151 --> 00:00:54.152

ケビン準備はおっと

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.869

Эй Галлагеры пригласили нас в боулинг

00:00:03.903 --> 00:00:05.017

Что ты делаешь

00:00:05.204 --> 00:00:06.772

Вероника попросила меня сделать её работу

00:00:06.806 --> 00:00:09.541

Сказала что поможет мне на следующей неделе Нет

00:00:09.576 --> 00:00:10.542

Что

00:00:10.577 --> 00:00:12.744

Положи Положи Слушай

00:00:12.779 --> 00:00:15.018

я знаю в Библии сказано что ты становишься ближе к богу и все такое

00:00:15.214 --> 00:00:16.715

если зашиваешь дырки в моих носках

00:00:16.749 --> 00:00:19.251

но это неправильно Сегодня суббота

00:00:19.285 --> 00:00:21.153

И в моём доме чтобы стать в субботу ближе к богу

00:00:21.187 --> 00:00:22.588

нужно поиграть

00:00:22.622 --> 00:00:24.256

Так написано у пророка Иезекииля

00:00:24.029 --> 00:00:26.892

Да в обновлённой версии

00:00:26.926 --> 00:00:28.594

Иди смени это платье Лоры Ингаллс

00:00:28.628 --> 00:00:30.001

Хорошо сэр

00:00:30.096 --> 00:00:32.464

И не зови меня сэром

00:00:32.498 --> 00:00:36.101

Мы так повеселимся

00:00:37.737 --> 00:00:39.338

Да открыто

00:00:40.506 --> 00:00:42.708

Эй Этел давай выдвигаться хорошо

00:00:42.742 --> 00:00:44.309

Ебаный в рот

00:00:44.344 --> 00:00:45.944

Я готова к вам сэр

00:00:45.979 --> 00:00:48.998

Ты что делаешь Клайд обычно овладевал мной по вторникам

00:00:48.997 --> 00:00:49.348

но если вы хотите меня по субботам

00:00:49.382 --> 00:00:50.616

Нет я не хочу тебя по субботам

00:00:50.065 --> 00:00:52.117

я вообще тебя не хочу

00:00:52.151 --> 00:00:54.152

Эй Кев мы все готовы

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.869

Los Gallagher nos han invitado a ir a los bolos

00:00:03.903 --> 00:00:05.017

Qué vas hacer

00:00:05.204 --> 00:00:06.772

Veronica me dijo de hacer sus tareas

00:00:06.806 --> 00:00:09.541

Dijo que me ayudaría con las mías la semana que viene No

00:00:09.576 --> 00:00:10.542

Qué

00:00:10.577 --> 00:00:12.744

Deja eso Deja eso Mira

00:00:12.779 --> 00:00:15.018

sé que la Biblia dice que estarás más cercano a Dios y toda esa mierda

00:00:15.214 --> 00:00:16.715

si coses los agujeros de mis calcetines

00:00:16.749 --> 00:00:19.251

pero esto está mal Es sábado

00:00:19.285 --> 00:00:21.153

Y en mi casa la forma de acercarse

00:00:21.187 --> 00:00:22.588

a Dios en sábado es jugar

00:00:22.622 --> 00:00:24.256

Está eso en Ezequiel

00:00:24.029 --> 00:00:26.892

Sí la versión actualizada

00:00:26.926 --> 00:00:28.594

Ve a cambiarte ese vestido de Laura Ingalls

00:00:28.628 --> 00:00:30.001

Sí señor

00:00:30.096 --> 00:00:32.464

Y no me llames señor

00:00:32.498 --> 00:00:36.101

Nos lo vamos a pasar muy bien

00:00:37.737 --> 00:00:39.338

Sí está abierto

00:00:40.506 --> 00:00:42.708

Ethel pongámonos en marcha vale

00:00:42.742 --> 00:00:44.309

Joder

00:00:44.344 --> 00:00:45.944

Estoy lista para ti señor

00:00:45.979 --> 00:00:48.998

Qué haces Clyde me tenía los martes

00:00:48.997 --> 00:00:49.348

pero si me quieres los sábados

00:00:49.382 --> 00:00:50.616

No no te quiero los sábados

00:00:50.065 --> 00:00:52.117

No te quiero nunca

00:00:52.151 --> 00:00:54.152

Oye Kev estamos todos listos para Vaya

Available in 8 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:32:03

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

8

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.