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How long you been stealing cars?

Strawberries, raspberries,blackberries. Shit! Frank. Frank. Here I come

Shameless • S01E11 • 2011

How long you been stealing cars?- Who says I steal them? Ow. Fuck. You were in a cayenne yesterday,hotwiring a 911 today. - I lost my keys. That's... motherfucker.- How long? As long as I've beenfucking Fiona for. Oh, fuck! And for dinner, she made pork loinwith caramelized apples... With a side of iceberg lettuce that hada little oil and vinegar drizzled on it. Oh, what I'd do for a little roquefort,but with my high cholesterol... - I told you about that, right?- About an hour ago. Two sixty-seven.Your doctor wants it under 150. Aw, you remember. Anyway, after dinner,she cut some berries for dessert: Strawberries, raspberries,blackberries. Shit! Frank. Frank. Here I come

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How long you been stealing cars Who says I steal them Ow Fuck

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You were in a cayenne yesterday hotwiring a 911 today

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I lost my keys That's motherfucker How long

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As long as I've been fucking Fiona for

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Oh fuck

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And for dinner she made pork loin with caramelized apples

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With a side of iceberg lettuce that had a little oil and vinegar drizzled on it

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Oh what I'd do for a little roquefort but with my high cholesterol

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I told you about that right About an hour ago

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Two sixty seven Your doctor wants it under 150

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Aw you remember Anyway after dinner she cut some berries for dessert

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Strawberries raspberries blackberries

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Shit

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Frank Frank Here I come

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منذ متى تسرق السيارات

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من يقول أني أسرقهم

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اللعنه

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لا لا لا لقد أضعت مفاتيحي اللعنه

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منذ متى

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منذ أن كنت أضاجع فيونا

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اللعنه

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وللعشاء قدمت لحم الخنزير مع التفاح بالكراميل

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مع جانب من الخس

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مع القليل من الزيت والخل عليه

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ماذا أفعل بقليل من جبن ركفورت

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ولكن مع أرتفاع مستوى الكوليسترول

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أخبرتك بشأن ذلك صح

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منذ ساعه مضت

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267وطبيبك يريده تحت 150

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أنت تذكر

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على أيه حال بعد العشاء قطعت بعض حلوى التوت

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فراوله توت عنب

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اللعنه

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اللعنه

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فرانك

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فرانك

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ها أنا قادم

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Combien de temps êtes vous voler des voitures

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Qui dit que je les voler

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Aïe Fuck

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Vous étiez dans un Cayenne hier hot câblage aujourd'hui une 911

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Non non non J'ai perdu mes clés Motherfucker

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Combien de temps

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Tant que j'ai putain de Fiona pour

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Oh putain

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Et pour le dîner elle fait de porc Carré aux pommes caramélisées

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avec un côté de la laitue iceberg

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qui avait un peu d'huile et vinaigre arrosé sur elle

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Oh ce que je ferais pour un peu de Roquefort

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mais avec mon taux de cholestérol élevé et tous les

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Je vous ai dit à ce sujet non

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Il ya une heure

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267 Votre médecin qu'il veut moins de 150

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Aw vous vous souvenez

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Quoi qu'il en soit après le dîner elle a coupé quelques baies pour le dessert

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Fraises framboises mûres

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Oh putain Ow ow ow

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Oh merde

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Frank

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Frank

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Ici je viens

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Wie lange klaust du schon Autos Wer sagt denn dass ich sie klaue

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Scheiße

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Du warst gestern in einem Cayenne heute schließt du einen 911 kurz

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Nein nein nein Ich habe meine Schlüssel verloren Scheißkerl

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Wie lange

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Seitdem ich Fiona ficke

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Oh Scheiße

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Und zum Abendessen hat sie Schweinelende gemacht mit karamellisierten Äpfeln

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mit einer Hälfte Eisbergsalat auf dem ein wenig Öl und Essig geträufelt war

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Oh was würde ich für einen kleinen Roquefortmachen

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aber mit meinem hohen Cholesterin und dem ganzen

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Davon habe ich dir schon erzählt oder

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Vor ungefähr einer Stunde

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267 Dein Arzt will ihn unter 150 haben

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Du hast dich erinnert

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Jedenfalls hat sie nach dem Abendessen ein paar Beeren für den Nachtisch reduziert

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Erdbeeren Himbeeren Brombeeren Oh Scheiße

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Oh Scheiße

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Frank Frank Ich komme

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Sudah berapa lama kau curi mobil Siapa bilang aku mencurinya

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Kemarin kau naik Cayenne lalu hari ini kau mencuri mobil

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Tidak Kunciku hilang

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Bajingan

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Berapa lama

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Selama aku meniduri Fiona

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Sial

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Untuk makan malam dia buat babi panggang dengan apel karamel

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juga selada bokor yang diberi sedikit minyak

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serta percikan cuka

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Aku ingin pakai keju Roquefort tapi kolesterolku tinggi

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Aku sudah bilang 'kan

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Sekitar satu jam lalu Kadarnya 267 Doktermu ingin kadarnya di bawah 150

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Kau ingat

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Lalu setelah makan malam

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dia potong buah beri untuk pencuci mulut

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Stroberi rasberi beri hitam

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Sial

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Sial

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Frank

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Frank Aku datang

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いつから車を盗んだ

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誰が盗んだと言った

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オウくそっ

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昨日はカイエンに乗って今日は911に乗ってる

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いや違うんだキーを失くしたくそったれ

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いつからだ

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フィオナとファックしてフィオナとファックして

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ああファック

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夕食は豚ロースとリンゴのキャラメリゼロースとリンゴのキャラメリゼ

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アイスバーグレタス添え

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を添えたビネガーをかけたアイスバーグレタスを添えて

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ああ私は何をするのだろうロックフォール

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でもコレステロールが高いからそしてすべて

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そのことは話したよね

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1時間くらい前にね

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267 主治医は 150以下です

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ああ覚えているね

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夕食後彼女はデザートにデザートにベリーを切ってくれたんだ

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イチゴラズベリーブラックベリー

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ああくそ痛い痛い痛い

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くそっ

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フランク

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フランク

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今行く

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Долго ты уже крадёшь машины

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Кто сказал что я их краду

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Блядь

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Вчера ты был за рулём Кайенна сегодня заводишь от проводки 911

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Нет нет нет Я потерял свои ключи Ублюдок

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Сколько уже

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С тех самых пор как трахаю Фиону

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Бля

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А на ужин она приготовила свиное бедро с яблоками в карамели

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вместе с кочанным салатом

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который был немного полит маслом и уксусом

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О я бы многое отдал за кусочек рокфора

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но с моим высоким холестерином

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Я тебе уже о нем рассказывать да

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Около часа назад

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267 Твой доктор хочет чтобы было меньше 150

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О ты помнишь

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В общем после ужина она принесла ягод на десерт

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Клубнику малину чернику

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Блядь

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Чёрт

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Фрэнк

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Фрэнк

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Я иду

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Cuánto hace que robas coches

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Quién dice que los robo

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Joder

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Estuviste en un Cayenne ayer buscado por la poli

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No no no Perdí mis llaves Hijo de puta

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Cuánto tiempo

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Tanto como he estado follándome a Fiona

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Joder

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Y para la cena hizo lomo de cerdo con manzanas acarameladas

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con un lado de lechuga helada

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que tenía un poco de aceite y vinagre rociados en ella

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Qué hice por un poco de Roquefort

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pero con mi colesterol alto y todo

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Te lo dije verdad

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Hace una hora más o menos

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267 Tu doctor lo quiere por debajo de 150

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Tu te acuerdas

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Como sea después de la comida ella cortó algunas bayas para el postre

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Fresas frambuesas moras

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Joder

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Mierda

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Frank

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Frank

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Aquí voy

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Duration

59 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:38:51

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.