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I knew it was too good to be true

I knew it was too good to be true. You're gonna die. Jesus, Sheila. I'm not gonna die.I...

Shameless • S01E05 • 2011

I knew it was too good to be true. You're gonna die. Jesus, Sheila. I'm not gonna die.I haven't even had the biopsy yet. It was probably that nut-vise sex toyof hers that gave you the damn cancer. I'm gonna need the house next weekfor Bible study. We're doing the passion play again.It might get noisy

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I knew it was too good to be true

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You're gonna die

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Jesus Sheila I'm not gonna die I haven't even had the biopsy yet

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It was probably that nut vise sex toy of hers that gave you the damn cancer

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I'm gonna need the house next week for Bible study

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We're doing the passion play again It might get noisy

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انتظر هناك من اجلي

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اوه يالاهـي انا سأمـوت

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لقد زوجني انا وابيك

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العمـه رايتسيل والخال بابي والقريب جيمـي مع الـ ـ

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انت تعلمين هذه اول زوجه له

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تلك مع الحنك الشقوق

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الحنك المشقوق

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انهـا مجرد العلامه التي يتركها الله

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عندما يقبل شخصا

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قبل ان يولدون

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Je savais qu'il était trop beau pour être vrai

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Vous êtes sur le point de mourir

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Jésus Sheila je ne meurs pas

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Je n'ai pas fait la biopsie

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Sara a été ensuite emmené à son gode correspondance pour vous d'avoir le cancer

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Je vais utiliser la maison la semaine prochaine pour le groupe d'étude biblique

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Nous avons à nouveau effectué le Passion Peut être que nous allons sonore

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Ich wusste dass es zu gut war um wahr zu sein

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Du wirst sterben

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Herrgott Sheila ich werde nicht sterben

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Ich hatte noch nicht mal die Biopsie

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Es war wahrscheinlich dieses Nüsse einquetschende Sexspielzeug

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von ihr das dir diesen verdammten Krebs verpasst hat

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Ich brauche nächste Woche das Haus für die Bibelstunde

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Wir machen wieder ein Passionsspiel

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Es könnte laut werden

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Я знала что всё слишком хорошо чтобы быть правдой

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Ты умрёшь

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Боже Шейла я не умру

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Я ещё даже не прошёл биопсию

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Наверное у тебя из за её игрушек с зажимами для яиц

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развился чёртов рак

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На следующей неделе мне понадобится дом для собраний библейской группы

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Мы опять ставим мистерию

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Может быть шумно

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Espérame allí

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Oh Dios voy a morir

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Él se casó con tu padre y yo

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La tia Rochelle el tio Bobby y el primo Jimmy con la

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ya sabes su primera esposa

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la que tiene el paladar rajado

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El paladar rajado

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es la marca que Dios deja

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cuando el besa a una persona

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antes de nacer

Available in 6 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:50

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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Movie Summary

A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.