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Jesus Christ, I don't know

Ooh

Shameless • S01E05 • 2011

Jesus Christ, I don't know. I don't know. How sad is that? A man doesn'teven know what he wants to do. Man: Woo-hoo-hoo! - Hey, buddy.- Kevin: What's going on? - What's this?- You gotta wear it tonight... For the bachelor party.Everyone's gonna wear one. - Andy, get the fuck out...- Don't be a dick, dude. - Fucking wear it.- Frank: Bachelor party? Yeah, if you wanna go, you can come. What's the plan? Uh, me and my friends are gonna getwasted and do stupid shit. But we gotta get you one of these. Awesome. Ian: Is the blindfold for surpriseor so I don't know where you live? Kash: Little of both. Ian: Ooh

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Jesus Christ I don't know

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I don't know

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How sad is that A man doesn't even know what he wants to do

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Man Woo hoo hoo

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Hey buddy Kevin What's going on

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What's this You gotta wear it tonight

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For the bachelor party Everyone's gonna wear one

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Andy get the fuck out Don't be a dick dude

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Fucking wear it Frank Bachelor party

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Yeah if you wanna go you can come

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What's the plan

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Uh me and my friends are gonna get wasted and do stupid shit

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But we gotta get you one of these

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Awesome

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Ian Is the blindfold for surprise or so I don't know where you live

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Kash Little of both Ian Ooh

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حتى لا أعرف أين تسكن

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شيء من ذلك

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واو نعم

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هذا منزلك

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حيث تعيش مع ليندا

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والأطفال

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والآن أنه منزلنا

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مالمشكله

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Jésus Christ

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Je ne sais pas

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Je ne sais pas

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Et comme triste

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Un homme qui ne sait même pas que fait elle

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Hey what's up Et vous allez mon frère

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Qu'est ce Le soir au revoir à mettre le célibat

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Tout le monde mis a

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Andy mais soulevé par la baise je ne Ne pas être un imbécile et il dit que diable

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Partie Cerf

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Oui si vous voulez venir venez

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Quel est le plan

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Moi et mes amis sont mourants et nous faisons quelques merde stupide

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Mais nous devons obtenir l'un d'eux

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Cool

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Les yeux bandés et à l'élément de surprise ou de ne pas me faire savoir où vous habitez

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Un peu les deux choses

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Herrgott Ich weiß es nicht

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Ich weiß es nicht

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Wie traurig ist das

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Ein Mann der noch nicht mal weiß was er machen will

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Hey was ist los Ja Kumpel

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Was ist das

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Du musst es heute Abend zum Junggesellenabschied anziehen

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Jeder wird es anhaben

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Andy hör verdammt noch mal auf damit Ich werde das nicht

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Sei kein Schwanz Alter Zieh es verdammt noch mal an

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Junggesellenabschied

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Ja falls du kommen willst kannst du kommen

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Wie ist der Plan

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Ich und meine Freunde werden uns

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besaufen und machen irgendeinen blöden Scheiß

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Aber wir müssen dir eine davon geben

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Super

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Ist die Augenbinde für das Überraschungselement

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oder damit ich nicht weiß wo du wohnst

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Ein wenig von beidem

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Боже мой Я не знаю

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Я не знаю

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Как же это грустно

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Человек даже не знает что хочет ещё сделать в своей жизни

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Эй как дела Привет приятель

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Что это

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Ты должен надеть это сегодня на холостяцкую вечеринку

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Все должны это надеть

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Энди да иди ты на хер Я не буду

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Да не выёживайся чувак Чтоб одел блядь

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Холостяцкая вечеринка

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Да можешь прийти если хочешь

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И какой же план

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Мы с друзьями нажрёмся и

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будем заниматься всякой хернёй

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Но нам нужно купить тебе такой наборчик

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Круто

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Повязка на глаза для того чтобы это был сюрприз или чтобы

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я не узнал где ты живёшь

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Всего по чуть чуть

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o porque no quieres que sepa donde vives

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Un poco de ambas

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Esta es tu casa

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Donde vives con Linda

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y los niños

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Y ahora es nuestra casa

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Que está mal

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Duration

48 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:24:46

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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Movie Summary

A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.