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Jimmy. - Steve. - Is this your idea of a joke? - Man: No, ma'am

Who lies about a Teddy bear? Wasting my fucking time!Are you sure this is the right store?...

Shameless • S01E09 • 2011

Jimmy.- Steve. - Is this your idea of a joke?- Man: No, ma'am. Because you're scaredof women with an opinion. - Man: No.- Yeah? Yeah? Watch this, crinkle-dick.Oh, yeah, I'll show you what's funny... When I rip your fucking faceoff your fucking head! - Bob. Bob. No. No. No.- Bob: Out of the way, Monica. -Get out of my way! Out of the way, now. Monica:Put the shovel down. Let's just leave. - Just go.- I'm sorry. Bob:Who lies about a Teddy bear? Wasting my fucking time!Are you sure this is the right store? - Yes!- Did they specifically say this store? Yes! I told you. Yes. I wrote it down.I wrote everything down. Stop talking to me like I'm stupid

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Jimmy Steve

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Is this your idea of a joke Man No ma'am

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Because you're scared of women with an opinion

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Man No Yeah

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Yeah Watch this crinkle dick Oh yeah I'll show you what's funny

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When I rip your fucking face off your fucking head

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Bob Bob No No No Bob Out of the way Monica

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Get out of my way Out of the way now

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Monica Put the shovel down Let's just leave

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Just go I'm sorry

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Bob Who lies about a Teddy bear

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Wasting my fucking time Are you sure this is the right store

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Yes Did they specifically say this store

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Yes I told you Yes I wrote it down I wrote everything down

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Stop talking to me like I'm stupid

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جيمي ستيف

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هل هذه فكرتك عن النكته هاه

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لأنك أخفت أمرأه على فكره حسنا

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نعم راقب هذا يسمى غضي ديك

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سأريك ماهو المضحك عندما أمزق وجهك اللعين

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من رأسك اللعين

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أبتعدي عن طريقي مونيكا

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أبتعدي عن طريقي الآن أنزلي المجرفه أرجوك

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أنا آسفه

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من كذب بشأن تيدي بير

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قد أضاع وقتي اللعين

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هل أنت متأكده حتى أن هذا المتجر الصحيح نعم

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لقد قالوا بالتحديد هذا المتجر

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نعم أخبرتك بذلك

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لقد كتبته بورقه لقد كتبت كل شيء

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توقفي عن التحدث معي كأني غبيه

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Jimmy Steve

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C'est votre idée d'une blage huh

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Parce que vous etes éffrayé d'une femme qui a une opinion

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Ouais regarde sa tete de bit

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Je vais te montrer ce qui est drole quand je vais t'arracher le visage

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De ta putin de tete

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Dégage Monica

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Dégage maintenant Pose sa par terre STP

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Je suis désolé

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Qui ment a propos d'un ours en peluche

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Perdre mon putin de temps

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Es tu au moins sur que c'est le bon magasin

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Ont ils spécialement dit CE magasin

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Oui je te l'ai dit oui

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Je l'ai écrit J'ai tout écrit

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Arrete de me parler comme si j'étais stupide

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Jimmy Steve

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Ist das Ihre Vorstellung eines Witzes huh

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Denn Sie haben Angst vor einer Frau mit einer Meinung ja

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Ja ja sehen Sie sich das an Sie knittriger Depp

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Ich zeige Ihnen was witzig ist wenn ich Ihnen Ihr verfluchtes Gesicht von Ihrem Kopf wegreiße

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Aus dem Weg Monica

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Geh sofort aus dem Weg Stell die Schaufel hin Bitte

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Tut mir leid

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Wer lügt wegen eines Teddybären

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Meine verfluchte Zeit vergeudet

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Bist du dir sicher ob das überhaupt der richtige Laden ist Ja

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Sie haben ausdrücklich von diesem Laden gesprochen

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Ja ich habe dir gesagt ja

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Ich habe es aufgeschrieben Ich habe alles aufgeschrieben

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Hör auf mit mir so zu reden als wäre ich dumm

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Jimmy Steve

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Apakah lelucon ini idemu huh

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'Karena kamu takut sama wanita dengan pendapat yeah

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Yeah liat ini titit mengkerut

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Aku akan menunjukkan padamu apa itu lucu ketika aku mencongkel wajahmu

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keluar dari kepala

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Minggir Monica

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Minggir sekarang turunkan sekop itu Tolong

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Maafkan aku

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Siapa yang bohong tentang boneka beruang

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Membuang buang waktuku

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Apakah kamu yakin ini supermarket yang benar Iya

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Mereka secara spesifik bilang supermarket ini

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Iya aku udah bilang iya padamu

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Aku menulisnya Aku menulis semuanya

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Berhenti bilang padaku seperti aku orang bodoh

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ジミースティーブ

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これは冗談か

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意見のある女性が怖いんだろ怖いからか

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見てろ

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何が面白いか教えてやるお前の顔を

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お前の頭から

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どけモニカ

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そこをどけシャベルを置けお願い

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ごめんなさい

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誰がテディベアのことで嘘をつく

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時間の無駄だ

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本当にここがこの店でいいのそうだ

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具体的にこの店だと

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はい言ったはずです

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書き留めました全部書きました

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バカみたいに言わないでバカみたいに

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Джимми Стив

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Это вы так шутите а

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Потому что вы боитесь самостоятельных женщин да

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Да вот на это посмотри член ты морщинистый

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Я тебе покажу что такое шутка когда вырву твоё чертово лицо

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с твоей ебаной головы

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С дороги Моника

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Уходи с дороги Опусти лопату Пожалуйста

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Мне очень жаль

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Кто вообще врёт о медвежонке

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Только время моё блядь потратили

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Ты уверена что это тот магазин Да

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Они сказали приехать именно в этот магазин

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Да я же тебе уже сказала

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Я это записала Я всё записала

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Хватит со мной как с дебилкой разговаривать

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Jimmy Steve

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Esta es tu idea de una broma

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Porque tienes miedo de las mujeres con opinión no

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Sí vigila este capullo arrugado

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Te enseñaré lo que es gracioso cuando te arranque tu puta cara

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de tu puta cabeza

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Quítate del camino Monica

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Quítate de en medio ahora Deja la pala en el suelo Por favor

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Lo siento

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Quién miente sobre un osito

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Estoy perdiendo mi jodido tiempo

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Estás seguro al menos de que es la tienda correcta Sí

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Dijeron específicamente esta tienda

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Sí te dije que sí

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Lo anoté Siempre lo anoto todo

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Deja de hablarme con si fuera estúpida

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:32:58

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.