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Looks like we have a priest for v's wedding

Oh, damn it. Damn it!- Jesus. Relax. Relax. It happens. - Okay?- Yeah, what happens,...

Shameless • S01E05 • 2011

Looks like we have a priestfor v's wedding. - Fake priest?- No, no. Priest is real. We're just not gonna file the license. Immoral, don't you think?Lying to god's face. - Really, Mr. Morality.- Hmm. - Whose car is this?- Not like I have a priest in the back. - Are you still picking up the cake?- Angelica's bakery. Can kev and v use this carfor their big exit after the reception? Yeah, think that could work.I just... I need it back right after. - Okay.- Can't do anything bad to it. And no sex in it. No sex in it? I just need this thing in perfectcondition. All right, Fiona. I just... Whoa, whoa! - Steve: Oh, damn it. Damn it!- Jesus. Relax. Relax. It happens. - Okay?- Yeah, what happens, prison time?

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Looks like we have a priest for v's wedding

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Fake priest No no Priest is real

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We're just not gonna file the license

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Immoral don't you think Lying to god's face

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Really Mr Morality Hmm

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Whose car is this Not like I have a priest in the back

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Are you still picking up the cake Angelica's bakery

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Can kev and v use this car for their big exit after the reception

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Yeah think that could work I just I need it back right after

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Okay Can't do anything bad to it

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And no sex in it

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No sex in it

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I just need this thing in perfect condition All right Fiona I just

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Whoa whoa

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Steve Oh damn it Damn it Jesus

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Relax Relax It happens

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Okay Yeah what happens prison time

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أهدئي أهدئي

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هذا يحدث حسنا

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نعم ماذا يحدث وقت السجن

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مرحبا فيونا

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ظننت أنها أنت

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تبدو مختلفا بالزي الخاص

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نعم أعطونا معاطف جديده

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هل سأراك في زواج كيف فيرونيكا غدآ

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نعم أريد أن أرى الرخصه والتسجيل سيدي

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ماذا لماذا أيها الشرطي سيدي

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حسنا كنت تمشي 35 بينما السرعه هنا 25

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وكان هناك بعض التأرجح

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وهذا شيء غريب

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هذه رخصتي ولكن في الواقع لا أملك

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التسجيل أنها في الواقع سياره صديقي

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كان من المفترض أن يكون معك كل الأوقات

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دعني أرى ماذا يمكنني أن أفعل

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سأعود حالا

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حسنا

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لماذا أعطيته رخصتك

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أنها ليست رخصتي بالفعل

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Il semble que nous avons le prêtre pour le mariage d'entre vous

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Un faux prêtre

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Non non le prêtre est vrai

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Pero 'Not Present l'acte de mariage

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C'est un peu immoral comment mentir devant Dieu

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Vraiment monsieur morale

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Dont cette machine Eh bien je n'ai pas un prêtre dans le coffre

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Au moins vous allez prendre le gâteau De la boulangerie d'Angelica

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Kev et je peux utiliser cette machine à disparaître après la réception

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Oui je pense que oui Seulement J'ai besoin immédiatement

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Ok Ne pas le perdre mais

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Et pas de sexe dans la voiture

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Pas de sexe dans la voiture

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Je dois garder à l' parfait état

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Ok Fiona

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'S seulement

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Oh merde Fuck

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Christ Calmez vous il arrive

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Ok C'est Qu'est ce qui se passe Allons à la prison

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Sieht aus als ob wir einen Priester für Vs Hochzeit haben

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Ein falscher Priester

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Nein nein der Priester ist echt

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Wir reichen nur nicht die Urkunde ein

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Ein wenig unmoralisch denkst du nicht

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Gott ins Gesicht lügen

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Wirklich Mr Moralität

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Wessen Auto ist das in dem wir gerade sind

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Es ist nicht so als ob ich einen Priester im Kofferraum hätte

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Holst du noch den Kuchen ab

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Angelica's Bäckerei

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Hey können Kev und V dieses Auto für ihren großen Abgang

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nach der Hochzeitsparty benutzen

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Ja ich denke das könnte klappen

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Ich brauche es nur direkt danach zurück

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Okay Ihr sollt nichts Schlimmes darin machen

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Und keinen Sex darin

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Keinen Sex darin

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Ich brauche dieses Ding einfach im Idealzustand

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Okay Fiona

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ich

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Verdammt Verdammt

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Herrgott Entspann dich entspann dich

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Es passiert okay Ja Was passiert Gefängniszeit

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Похоже мы нашли священника для свадьбы Ви

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Фальшивый священник

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Нет нет священник то настоящий

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Мы просто не будем оформлять свидетельство

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Тебе это не кажется немного аморальным

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Будто мы в наглую врём богу

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Ты серьёзно мистер Нравственность

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Это в чьей мы машине сейчас едем

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У меня же в багажнике нет священника

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Ты заберёшь торт

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Из пекарни Анжелики

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Эй можно Кев и Ви эффектно уедут в этой машине

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после вечеринки

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Да думаю это можно устроить

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Только её сразу же надо будет вернуть

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Ладно

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Только нельзя с ней что либо делать

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И заниматься в ней сексом тоже

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Никакого секса

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Она мне нужна в идеальном состоянии

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Ладно Фиона

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я только

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Чёрт Чёрт побери

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Боже

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Тихо тихо

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Такое случается

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Да Что случается тюремный срок

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Relájate relájate

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Suele pasar vale

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si Que pasa tiempo en la carcel

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Hola Fiona

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Crei que ese habias sido tu

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Tu uniforme se ve diferente

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vale el tema es ls nuevos abrigos

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Te veré en la boda de Kev y Verónica mañana

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Sí voy a necesitar ver tu licencia de conducir y los papeles del coche

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Qué Porqué oficial

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Bueno vas a 35 mph en una zona de 25

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Y ahi habia un desvio

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Era un poco raro

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Aquí está mi carnet pero no tengo

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el registro En realidad es el coche de mi amigo

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Se supone que tienes que llevarlo siempre encima

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Déjame ver qué puedo hacer

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Volveré

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Está bien

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Por qué no le diste tu carnet

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No es mi carnet real

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Duration

49 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:21:21

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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Movie Summary

A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.