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Mickey: Where's fire crotch?

This wouldn't be happeningif I had sex with her. - You can't be what you're not, Ian,...

Shameless • S01E03 • 2011

Mickey:Where's fire crotch? Hey. Kash and grab. He's only making it worse. Okay. Okay. We're gonna find him. Hey, Kash and grab. Tomorrow. - When your shit-hole opens.- Man: We'll call you. They're leaving. Ian: This wouldn't be happeningif I had sex with her. - You can't be what you're not, Ian, heh.- Shut up, you are. I didn't know what I wasuntil after I married. Yeah, well, from now on,I'm just gonna be straight. It's not that easy. Because I love my kids.Don't complicate things for yourself. Now get up here. They're gone

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Mickey Where's fire crotch

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Hey

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Kash and grab

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He's only making it worse

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Okay Okay We're gonna find him

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Hey Kash and grab Tomorrow

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When your shit hole opens Man We'll call you

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They're leaving

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Ian This wouldn't be happening if I had sex with her

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You can't be what you're not Ian heh Shut up you are

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I didn't know what I was until after I married

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Yeah well from now on I'm just gonna be straight

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It's not that easy

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Because I love my kids Don't complicate things for yourself

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Now get up here They're gone

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مرحـبا

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كاش و انتزاع

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هـو فقط يـزيده سوئـا

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خلاص خلاص

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نحن سنـقوم بايجاده

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هاي كاش و انتزاع غدا عندما تفتـح محل قذارتك

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إنهـم يرحلون

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هذا ما كان ليحصل لو انني فعلت الجنس معـها

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انت لا تستطيع ان تكون ما لا تستطيع ان تكونه ايان

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اسكـت انت كذلك

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انا لم اعلم ما كنت حتى تـزوجت ليندا

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نعـم حسنا من الان انا سأصبح مستقيما

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انـه ليس بذلك السهوله

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انـت تفعله

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لانني احب ابنائي لا تعقد الاشياء لمصلحـتك

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الان اقفز هنـا لقـد ذهـبوا

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il est où M feu au cul

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Hé

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Kash et Gras

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il va faire qu'empirer les choses

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Okay okay

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on l'trouvera

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Hé Kash et Gras demain quand ton trou du cul de magasin va ouvrir

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ils partent

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Ca se s'rait pas passé si j'avais couché avec elle

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tu n'peux pas être c'que tu n'es pas Ian

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ferme la et toi

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je ne savais pas ce que j'étais jusqu'à ce que j'me marie avec Linda

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ouais ben à partir de maintenant j'vais juste être hétéro

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c'est pas si simple

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et toi alors

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parce que j' aime mes gosses Ne complique pas tout toi même

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c'est bon tu peux t'lever ils sont partis

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Wo ist der Rotschopf

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Hey

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Kash und Grapscher

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Er macht es nur schlimmer

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Okay okay

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wir werden ihn finden

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Hey Kash und Grapscher Morgen wenn dein Scheißloch öffnet

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Sie hauen ab

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Das würde nicht passieren wenn ich einfach Sex mit ihr gehabt hätte

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Du kannst nicht sein was du nicht bist Ian

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Sei still Du bist es

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Ich wusste nicht was ich war bis nachdem ich Linda geheiratet habe

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Ja naja von nun an werde ich einfach hetero sein

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So einfach ist das nicht

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Du tust es

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Weil ich meine Kinder liebe Komplizier die Dinge nicht für dich

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Jetzt steh hier auf Sie sind weg

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Di mana si rambut merah

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Hei

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Kash dan Grab

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Dia hanya memperburuknya

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Baik Kami akan menemukannya

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Hei Kash dan Grab

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Besok saat tokomu buka

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Mereka pergi

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Ini tak akan terjadi jika aku menidurinya

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Kau tak bisa melawan jati dirimu

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Diam Kau melawannya

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Aku tak tahu jati diriku sampai menikahi Linda

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Ya Mulai sekarang aku tak akan menyimpang

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Tidak semudah itu

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Kau melakukannya

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Karena aku mencintai anakku Jangan mempersulit diri sendiri

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Kemarilah Mereka sudah pergi

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ファイヤークロッチは

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やあ

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カッシュとグラブは

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悪化させるだけだ

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オーケーオーケー

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彼を見つける

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やあカッシュとグラブ明日だお前らの穴が開いたら

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出ていくぞ

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彼女とセックスしていれば彼女とセックスしていればこんなことにはならなかった

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あなたはイアン

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黙れ君はそうだ

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リンダと結婚するまでリンダと結婚するまで

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ああそうだなストレートでいるつもりだ

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そんなに簡単じゃない

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君がやれ

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子供たちを愛しているから自分のために自分のために物事を複雑にするな

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さあ上がってもういないよ

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Где красноголовый

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Эй

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Kash and Grab

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Он только делает себе хуже

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Ладно ладно

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мы его найдём

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Эй Kash and Grab Завтра когда твой говномагазин откроется

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Они уходят

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Этого бы не происходило если бы я просто занялся с ней сексом

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Ты не можешь быть тем чем не являешься Иен

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Не гони Ты можешь

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Я не знал кто я пока не женился на Линде

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Всё с этих пор я буду простым гетеросексуалом

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Всё не так просто

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Ты так делаешь

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Потому что люблю своих детей Не усложняй для себя всё

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А теперь поднимайся сюда Они ушли

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Dónde está el pelirrojo

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Oye

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Kash and Grab

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Sólo lo está empeorando

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Vale vale

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lo vamos a encontrar

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Eh Kash y Grab Mañana cuando abra tu mierda de tienda

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Se van

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Esto no estaría pasando si me hubiera acostado con ella

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No puedes ser lo que no eres Ian

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Cállate Tú lo eres

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Yo no sabía lo que era hasta después de haberme casado con Linda

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Vale de ahora en adelante seré hetero

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No es así de fácil

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Tú lo haces

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Porque amo a mis hijos No te compliques la vida

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Vente aquí Ya se han ido

Available in 8 languages

Duration

50 seconds

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25

Timestamp in Movie

00:33:50

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.