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Oh! If I was out of your reach would you jump for it If I was out of your reach would you jump for i

And as it turns out,most people's testicles. So here's to the happy couple. Kevin,...

Shameless • S01E05 • 2011

Oh! If I was out of your reachwould you jump for it If I was out of your reachwould you jump for it Uh... folks, let's face facts. When it comes to good things,most of them come in pairs. Like your favorite jeans,new socks, and Kevin and Veronica. Man: And as it turns out,most people's testicles. So here's to the happy couple. Kevin, Veronica,may you always only have... Two testicles between you.L'Chaim!

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Oh

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If I was out of your reach would you jump for it

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If I was out of your reach would you jump for it

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Uh folks let's face facts

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When it comes to good things most of them come in pairs

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Like your favorite jeans new socks and Kevin and Veronica

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Man

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And as it turns out most people's testicles

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So here's to the happy couple

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Kevin Veronica may you always only have

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Two testicles between you L'Chaim

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عزيزتي

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عسى الرب يرعاكم

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في منزلكم الجديد

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شكرآ أمي

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شكرآ

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500

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هل تمزحين معي

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سيكون لدينا منزل باربي عزيزتي

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ربما تجعلين من نفسك متاحه أيضآ

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أتعتقدين

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مرحبا السيده صديقتي أين كيكتي

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يفترض أن ستيف يأتي بالشيء اللعين

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هذه المشكله مع ذلك المثير

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Folks avouons le

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Quand il s'agit de belles choses

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la plupart d'entre eux sont en paires Comme vos jeans préférés

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chaussettes nouvelles et Kevin et Veronica

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Et comme le montre les testicules la plupart des gens

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Alors l'heureux couple

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Kevin Veronica

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vous avez toujours un paire de couilles entre vous

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L'Chaim L'Chaim

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Glückwunsch dazu

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Leute lasst uns den Tatsachen ins Auge sehen

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Wenn es zu guten Dingen kommt gibt es die meistens

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paarweise wie deine Lieblingsjeans

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neue Socken und Kevin und Veronica

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Und wie es sich herausgestellt hat die Hoden der meisten Leute

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Also hiermit sage ich zu dem glücklichen Paar Kevin Veronica mögt ihr immer

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nur 2 Hoden zwischen euch haben Auf das Leben

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Ребята давайте взглянем фактам в лицо

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все лучшие вещи в вашей жизни приходят парами

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как например ваши любимые джинсы

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новые носки и Кевин с Вероникой

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И как оказалось яички большинства людей

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Так выпьем же за счастливую пару Кевин Вероника да будут между

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вами только два яичка За жизнь

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За жизнь

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Oh oh encanto

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Que el buen Señor cuide de vosotros

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en tu nuevo hogar

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Gracias mamá

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Gracias

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500

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Me estas tomando el pelo

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Vamos a tener una casa de Barbie cielo

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No te estarás haciendo demasiado disponible

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Tú crees

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Oye dama de honor dónde diablos está mi pastel

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Steve se supone que estaría aquí con la maldita cosa

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Ese es el problema con los tíos excitantes

Available in 6 languages

Duration

44 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:39:58

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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Movie Summary

A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.