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Oh, my god

Can I come?

Shameless • S01E04 • 2011

Oh, my god. That's, uh... it's dead. - You sure?- Uh-huh. The element's rusted out. Anyone wanna makesome cookies with me? - How much to replace it?- Lip: Uh... - Two bills used, four new.- Fiona: Shit. How about pie?I can get started on the crust. Fiona:Go take your shower. I wanna make pie. You know what? Hand me the obits. Maybe, uh, we can scavenge a deadperson's water heater. Thank you. Oh. Mrs. Dombrowski. Oh, the, uh, shaky-neck lady? I thoughtshe drowned a couple years ago. No. Mrs. Goga had the shaky neck anddrowned in her own vomit last easter. No pie. Get in the shower.I'm not saying it again. Can, no. I went to schoolwith Kenny dombrowski. - Think he had a crush on me.- Shh! Wake's this morning. Let's go. Up, up, up. Debbie: Can I come?

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Oh my god That's uh it's dead

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You sure Uh huh The element's rusted out

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Anyone wanna make some cookies with me

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How much to replace it Lip Uh

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Two bills used four new Fiona Shit

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How about pie I can get started on the crust

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Fiona Go take your shower

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I wanna make pie

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You know what Hand me the obits

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Maybe uh we can scavenge a dead person's water heater Thank you

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Oh Mrs Dombrowski

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Oh the uh shaky neck lady I thought she drowned a couple years ago

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No Mrs Goga had the shaky neck and drowned in her own vomit last easter

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No pie Get in the shower I'm not saying it again

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Can no

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I went to school with Kenny dombrowski

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Think he had a crush on me Shh Wake's this morning Let's go

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Up up up Debbie Can I come

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أوه يارجل نعم هذه هي أنها ميته

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متأكد نعم

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أن المعدن مصدي

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هل هناك شخص يريد أن يعمل بعض الكوكيز البيتي معي

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كم يكلف أستبدالها

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أثنان مستخدمه وأربع جديده

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اللعنه

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ماذا عن فطيره

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يمكنني أن أبدأ بالعجين

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أذهبي وخذي حمام

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أريد أن أعمل فطيره

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أتعلمين ماذا أعطيني الجريده

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ربما يمكننا أن نأخذ سخان شخص ميت

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شكرآ لك

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سيده دوموبروسكي

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السيده هشه العنق

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لقد ظننتها غرقت قبل سنتين

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لا سيده قوقا من كسرت عنقها

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وقد غرقت في القيء خاصتها في عيد الفصح الماضي

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لافطيره أذهبي للأستحمام لن أقول ذلك مجددآ

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كارل لا

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لقد ذهبت للمدرسه مع كيني دوموبروسكي

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أعتقدت أنه معجب بي

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أستيقظت هذا الصبح هيا بنا

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هل آتي معكم

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لا

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Oh l'homme vous C'est et mort

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Etes vous sûr Gia

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La rouille a mangé l'échangeur de chaleur Quelqu'un veut faire des biscuits avec moi

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Combien y remédier Er utilisé deux projets de loi Nouveau quatre

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Merde Et un gâteau à la place

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Puis je commencer avec la pâte

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Allez prendre une douche

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I Je veux Ne A Cake

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Vous savez quoi Passe moi les avis de décès

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Peut être qu'on peut grappiller un chauffe eau autres plus tard merci

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Ah Mme Dombrowski

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Oh celui qui a le cou tordu

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J'ai pensé qu'il était noyé ans auparavant no

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Miss Goga son cou tordu

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elle est enterré dans sa vomissements à Pâques dernier

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Pas de gâteau Rangée dans la douche ne me laissez pas répéter

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Carl no

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Je suis allé à l'école avec Kenny Dombrowski

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J'ai eu le béguin pour moi La veille et ce matin let's go

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Up Up Up

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Puis je venir

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Oh Mann ja Das ist es ist kaputt

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Bist du dir sicher

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Das Bauteil ist durchgerostet

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Will irgendjemand mit mir ein paar Toll House Cookies machen

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Wie viel um es zu ersetzen

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2 Scheine für ein gebrauchtes 4 für ein neues

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Scheiße Wie wärs mit einem Kuchen

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Ich kann mit der Kruste anfangen

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Geh duschen

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Ich will einen Kuchen machen

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Weißt du was Gib mir mal die Todesanzeigen

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Vielleicht können wir uns einen Wasserboiler von einem Toten schnorren

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Dankeschön

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Mrs Dombrowski

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Oh die Lady mit dem zittrigen Nacken

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Ich dachte sie wäre vor ein paar Jahren ertrunken

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Nein Mrs Goga hatte den zittrigen Nacken

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und sie ist letztes Jahr an Ostern in ihrer eigenen Kotze erstickt

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Kein Kuchen Geh in die Dusche Ich sage es nicht nochmal

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Carl nein

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Ich ging mit Kenny Dombrowski in die Schule

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Ich glaube er war in mich verknallt

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Ihr Leichenschmaus ist heute Morgen Los

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Auf auf auf

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Kann ich mitkommen

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Блин да Сдох аппарат

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Точно

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Всё проржавело

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Кто хочет помочь мне печь печенье с шоколадом

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Сколько уйдёт на замену

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Две сотни б ушный 4 новый

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Блять

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А если пирог

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Я пока сделаю корж

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Иди в душ

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Я хочу испечь пирог

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Слушай дай ка мне некрологи из газеты

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Может получится выклянчить водонагреватель у семьи усопшего

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Спасибо

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А миссис Домбровски

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Это у неё шея дёргалась

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Я то думал она утонула года два назад

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Нет шея дёргалась у миссис Гоги

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и она утонула в луже собственной блевотины на ту Пасху

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Никаких пирогов В душ Ещё раз повторять не буду

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Карл нет

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Я училась вместе с Кенни Домбровски

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Он даже в меня втюрился

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Утром поминки Погнали

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Давай давай давай

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Можно с вами

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Э нет

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Arriba arriba arriba

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Puedo ir

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No

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Debbie qué pasa contigo

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Nada

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Ducha

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Después de Debbie

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Toalla y bata arriba Ve

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Y tienes que aprender a cambiarte el pañal

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Bueno se está levantando un poco de viento

Available in 6 languages

Duration

49 seconds

Views

40

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:46

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

4

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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Movie Summary

A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.