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Oh, you just made that up

Anytime you like it too.- I'll do it, all right

Shameless • S01E01 • 2011

Oh, you just made that up. What...? Why do you do that? - Your face.- How is that funny? It's not even funny. How the fuck would I know how muchhe earns, you twisted dumb prick? - I'm not a dumb prick.- Kevin, I just met the guy an hour ago. Take back "dumb prick." Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Veronica.What's your pre-tax income? You sure didn't mind watching himtake his shirt off now, did you? Not one bit.In fact, if you hadn't walked in... Fiona and I were gonnaknock him down and tag-team him. Now I guess I'm stuck with you. The Fiona tag team, is that an option? Because, you know,you could throw that... - Veronica: Anytime you like it too.- I'll do it, all right

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Oh you just made that up

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What Why do you do that

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Your face How is that funny It's not even funny

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How the fuck would I know how much he earns you twisted dumb prick

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I'm not a dumb prick Kevin I just met the guy an hour ago

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Take back dumb prick

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Hi nice to meet you I'm Veronica What's your pre tax income

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You sure didn't mind watching him take his shirt off now did you

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Not one bit In fact if you hadn't walked in

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Fiona and I were gonna knock him down and tag team him

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Now I guess I'm stuck with you

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The Fiona tag team is that an option

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Because you know you could throw that

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Veronica Anytime you like it too I'll do it all right

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ماذا

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لماذا تفعلين هذا

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وجهك

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كيف لهذا أن يصبح مضحكا إنه غير مضحك

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كيف لي أن أعرف كم مدخوله السنوي بحق الجحيم

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أيها المنحرف الغبي الحقير

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أنا لست غبيا وحقيرا

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كيفن لقد قابلت الرجل منذ ساعة مضت

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تراجعي عن كلمتك

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أهلا تشرفت بمعرفتك أنا فيرونيكا

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ما هو مدخولك بدون الضرائب

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حسنا أنتي لم تمانعي أن

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تشاهديه وهو يخلع قميصه أليس كذلك

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أبدا

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في الحقيقة لو لم تدخل أنت علينا

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كنت أنا وفيونا سنقفز عليه ونلعب معه

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والان أنا عالقة معك

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انتظري

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لعبك أنتي وفيونا هل هو خيار متاح

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لانه تعرفين يمكنك أن ترمي كل ذلك

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في أي وقت تشاء أيضا

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سأفعلها حسنا

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T'as tout inventé

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Pourquoi

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Ta tronche

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C'est même pas drôle Comment je le saurais imbécile

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Je suis pas un imbécile Je le connais depuis une heure

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Retire imbécile

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Salut moi c'est Veronica Tu gagnes combien

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Par contre tu l'as bien maté quand il était torse nu

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Grave

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D'ailleurs si t'étais pas arrivé

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avec Fiona on l'aurait assommé et baisé

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Mais je vais devoir me contenter de toi

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Attends

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Un truc avec Fiona y a moyen

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Parce que tu peux en parler

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Quand tu veux aussi Je veux bien

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Oh du hast dir das gerade ausgedacht

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Was

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Wieso tust du das

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Dein Gesicht

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Wie ist das überhaupt witzig Es ist noch nicht mal witzig

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Wie verdammt noch mal sollte ich wissen wie viel er verdient

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du verdorbener dämlicher Arsch

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Ich bin kein dämlicher Arsch

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Kevin ich habe diesen Kerl erst vor einer Stunde kennengelernt

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Nimm dämlicher Arsch zurück

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Hi freut mich dich kennenzulernen Ich bin Veronica

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Wie ist dein Vorsteuer Einkommen Dir hat es sicherlich nichts ausgemacht

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ihm dabei zuzusehen als er sein Hemd auszog oder

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Kein bisschen

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Genau genommen falls du nicht reingekommen wärst

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hätten Fiona und ich ihn niedergeschlagen und mit ihm abwechselnd gerungen

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Jetzt schätze ich bleibe ich bei dir

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Warte mal

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Ist die Fiona Wechselmannschaft eine Option

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Denn du weißt du kannst das in die Party einbringen

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Wann immer du willst Ich mach das okay

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Oh kamu bohongin aku

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Apa

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Kenapa kamu bilang gitu

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Muka mu

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Itu ngga lucu sama sekali

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Bagaimana aku bisa tau berapa penghasilannya

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Kamu orang tolol

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Aku bukan orang tolol

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Kevin aku baru ketemu orang itu sejam yang lalu

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Tarik kembali orang tolol

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Hi senang bertemu denganmu Aku Veronica

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Berapa penghasilanmu sebelum pajak

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Ya kamu yakin kamu tega

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melihatnya menghadapi ini sekarang kan Huh

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Gak sama sekali

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Faktanya jika kamu ngga datang

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Fiona dan aku akan bercinta dengan nya bertiga dalam tim

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Sekarang aku terjebak bersamamu

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Tunggu

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Tim Fiona itu sebuah pilihan

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'Karena kamu tau kamu bisa bercinta banyakan

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Kapanpun kamu mau

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Aku akan melakukannya baiklah

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Ты же только что это придумала

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Ну

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Зачем ну зачем

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Ну у тебя и рожа

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Чего смеёшься Нифига не смешно

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Откуда мне знать сколько бабла он сшибает

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идиота кусок

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Я не кусок

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Кевин я встретила его час назад

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Забери кусок обратно

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Здрасьте очень приятно Я Вероника

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Какой у тебя доход до выплаты налогов

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Зато ты не прочь была

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поглазеть на него пока он был без рубашки

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Нисколько

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И если бы ты не вошёл

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мы бы с Фионой завалили его и вдвоём бы обработали

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А теперь похоже я останусь с тобой

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Погоди

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А вот с Фионой это такое предложение

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Ну знаешь можно ведь это

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Oh te lo acabas de inventar

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Qué

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Por qué haces eso

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Tu cara

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Cómo te puede resultar gracioso Ni siquiera es gracioso

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Cómo coño voy a saber cuanto gana

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gilipollas retorcido

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No soy un gilipollas

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Kevin acabo de conocerle hace una hora

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Retira lo de gilipollas

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Hola encantada de conocerte Soy Veronica

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Cuáles son tus ingresos brutos

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Bien desde luego no te ha importado

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ver cómo se quitaba la camisa verdad

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Ni un poquito

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De hecho si no hubieras entrado

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Fiona y yo lo habríamos noqueado y nos lo habríamos tirado por turnos

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Supongo que ahora me tendré que conformar contigo

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Espera

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Eso de hacerlo por turnos con Fiona es una opción

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Porque ya sabes no me importaría

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Si en algún momento te apetece

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Yo me apunto

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Duration

48 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:15:19

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.