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So, what if your dad comes back and sees me here?

So, what if your dad comes backand sees me here? He won't. It's my fault? He's been...

Shameless • S01E01 • 2011

So, what if your dad comes backand sees me here? He won't. It's my fault? He's been looking for an excusefor months. What impression did you getfrom my brother? Seems nice. Right, but did he pitch a tent? - —Huh?- Did you make him hard? Ever try to play pool with a rope?

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So what if your dad comes back and sees me here

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He won't

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It's my fault

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He's been looking for an excuse for months

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What impression did you get from my brother

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Seems nice

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Right but did he pitch a tent

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Huh Did you make him hard

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Ever try to play pool with a rope

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وماذا لو عاد أباك ورآني مجددا هنا

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لن يأتي

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إنها غلطتي

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لقد كان يبحث عن عذر من شهور

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ما الانطباع الذي وصلك من أخي

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إيان نعم

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يبدو لطيفا صحيح ولكن

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هل نصب الخيمة

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ماذا

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هل جعلتيه ينتصب

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هل جربت أن تلعب البليارد بحبل من قبل

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Et si ton père revient et me voit ici

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Ça risque pas

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C'est ma faute

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Ça fait des mois qu'il cherche une excuse

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T'as pensé quoi de mon frère

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Il a l'air sympa

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Il a eu la trique

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Tu l'as fait bander

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T'as déjà joué au billard avec une corde

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Also was wenn dein Vater zurückkommt und mich hier sieht

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Wird er nicht

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Das ist meine Schuld

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Er sucht schon seit Monaten nach einem Vorwand

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Welchen Eindruck hast du von meinem Bruder bekommen

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Ian Ja

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Er scheint nett zu sein Genau aber

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hat er ein Zelt aufgeschlagen

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Hast du ihn hart gemacht

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Hast du jemals versucht Billard mit einem Seil zu spielen

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Jadi bagaimana jika ayahmu kembali dan melihatku dsini

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Gak akan

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Itu salahku

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Dia sedang meminta maaf selama berbulan bulan

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Kesan apa yang kamu dapat dari adikku

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Ian Yeah

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Dia kelihatannya baik benar tapi uh

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Apakah dia terangsang

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Huh

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Apakah kamu membuatnya ngaceng

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Pernah coba maen billiard pake tambang

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А если вернётся твой отец и увидит меня тут

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Он не вернётся

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Это я виноват да

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Он уже давно повод искал

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Ну и что ты думаешь о моём брате

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О Йене Да

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Он милый Да а это

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пушка нацелилась

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А

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У него на тебя встал

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Ты когда нибудь играл в бильярд со связанными руками Эвфемизм заниматься сексом когда не встал

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Bueno qué pasa si tu padre vuelve y me ve aquí

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No lo hará

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Esto es mi culpa

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Ha estado buscando una excusa durante meses

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Qué impresión tienes de mi hermano

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Ian Sí

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Parece majo Sí pero

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levantó la tienda de campaña

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Se la pusiste dura

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Alguna vez has intentado jugar al billar con una cuerda

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Duration

29 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:43:35

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

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Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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Movie Summary

A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.