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Unh. - Still cold, ha, ha

What's this?- I need you and your testicles... Back here tomorrow for a biopsy. So I got...

Shameless • S01E05 • 2011

Unh.- Still cold, ha, ha. Again. Again. That's weird. Have you ever donea testicular self-examination? Oh, god, no. I say leave those threebad boys down there alone. Yeah, well, that's the problem. Should only be two testiclesinvited to this party. - Frank: What's this?- I need you and your testicles... Back here tomorrow for a biopsy. So I got an extra passenger on board,what's the big deal? - Normal number's two.- Not for me. Third guy's always been there.He's my lucky charm. Gave me six kids. Probably benign, then. You're smart not to worryuntil you do a biopsy. Gives you something to worry about

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Unh Still cold ha ha

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Again

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Again

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That's weird

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Have you ever done a testicular self examination

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Oh god no I say leave those three bad boys down there alone

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Yeah well that's the problem

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Should only be two testicles invited to this party

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Frank What's this I need you and your testicles

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Back here tomorrow for a biopsy

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So I got an extra passenger on board what's the big deal

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Normal number's two Not for me

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Third guy's always been there He's my lucky charm Gave me six kids

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Probably benign then

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You're smart not to worry until you do a biopsy

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Gives you something to worry about

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انت ذكي لالى تقلق حتى تأخذ الخزعه

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يعطيك شيئا لتقلق حوله

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نعـم

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متأكـد جدا انك لا تستطـيعين احظار طفل الى حانه

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و انا متأكد انك لا تسطيع الزواج اذا كنـت متزوجا بالاصل

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نـعم انا اعلم انا اعلم

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لماذا بحق الجحيم هي لا تعلم بعد

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لانني انا خائف من اخبارهـا كيف ـ

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انا لا اريـد ان احزنهـا فـي

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سينكسر قلبي اذا اذيتها

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فقط اخبـرهـا الحقيقه كـيف

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اذا لم تخبرها سأفـعل

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هـل يمكنك ان تملأ لي الحليـب

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الشـيطان في كراتـي بيلي

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و هو آت ليـنهي ما تبقى مني

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دعنا نأمل انه يستطيـع السباحه

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لماذا بيـلي لـم ا انا

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لانك احمق فرانـك

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Il

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J'ai froid tout de même Oh Toux

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Encore une fois

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Encore une fois

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C'est bizarre

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Il n'est jamais auto examen des testicules de son

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Oh non Je dis laisser ces trois garçons là bas sur leurs propres

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Eh bien C'est le problème

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devraient être invités le seul parti deux balles

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Qu'est ce

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Vous et vos testicules vous de revenir demain pour une biopsie

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Quoi qu'il en soit J'ai un passager supplémentaire à bord ce que le problème

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Le nombre normal et deux

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Pas pour moi Le troisième et toujours été là et ma chance j'ai donné six enfants

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Probablement bénigne alors

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Ne bien ne vous inquiétez pas jusqu'à ce que vous ne faites pas une biopsie

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Il vous donne quelque chose à craindre

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Ja Immer noch kalt

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Husten

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Nochmal

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Nochmal

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Das ist seltsam

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Haben Sie jemals eine Hoden Selbstuntersuchung gemacht

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Oh Gott nein

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Ich sage lassen Sie diese 3 bösen Jungs da unten in Ruhe

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Naja das ist das Problem

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Es sollten nur zwei Hoden zu dieser Party eingeladen sein

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Was ist das

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Ich brauche Sie und Ihre Hoden

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morgen für eine Biopsie hier zurück

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Also ich hab einen extra Passagier an Board

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Was ist daran so besonders Die normale Anzahl sind 2

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Nicht für mich Der 3 Kerl war schon immer da

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Er ist mein Glücksbringer Gab mir 6 Kinder

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Dann ist es vermutlich harmlos

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Sie sind klug sich keine Gedanken zu machen bis Sie eine Biopsie machen

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Gibt Ihnen etwas über was Sie sich Gedanken machen können

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Холодная какая

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Покашляй

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Ещё раз

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Ещё раз

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Странно

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Вы когда нибудь проводили самопроверку яичек

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Боже нет

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Я предпочитаю не лезть к своим трём мальчикам

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Ну в этом то и проблема

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В трусах должна быть вечеринка только для двоих из них

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Что это

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Мне нужно чтобы вы вернулись

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сюда завтра со своими яичками на биопсию

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Ну да у меня лишний пассажир на борту

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И чего такого

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Нормальное число 2

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Не для меня Третий парень всегда там был

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Он мой талисман Подарил мне шестерых детей

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Ну значит наверное оно доброкачественное

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Вы правильно делаете что не волнуетесь до биопсии

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Вот после неё будет о чём

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Да

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Haces bien en no preocuparte hasta que te hagamos una biopsia

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Te da algo por lo que preocuparte

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Sí

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Creo que no puedes traer un bebé a un bar madame

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Y yo creo que no te puedes casar si ya lo estás

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Lo sé lo sé

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Por qué cojones no lo sabe ella aún

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Porque me da miedo contarselo Kev

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No quiero disgustarla Fi

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Me rompería el corazón hacerle daño

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Simplemente dile la verdad Kev

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Si no lo haces tu lo haré yo

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Puedes rellenarme

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Tengo el demonio en las pelotas Billy

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Y está viniendo a por el resto de mi

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Esperemos que pueda nadar

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Por qué Billy Por qué yo

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Porque eres un gilipollas Frank

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:08:46

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.