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Veronica: I wasn't thinking about getting married

Oh, yeah, it was like that DavidHasselhoff video, eating a cheeseburger. - I never saw...

Shameless • S01E05 • 2011

Veronica:I wasn't thinkingabout getting married. He brought it up. Now I'm, like, obsessed. Phillips. Fiona:Wasn't he drunk when he proposed? Veronica:Oh, yeah, it was like that DavidHasselhoff video, eating a cheeseburger. - I never saw that.- Oh, YouTube it, it's a car wreck. You can't not watch. You want a drunk proposal to bethe story you tell your grand-kids? My husband proposed to meat the top of the sears tower. Champagne and roses. Six months into the marriageI found out he was fucking my sister. - And the moral of the story is?- My sister's a bitch. Other than presents and booze,give three reasons to get married. Lots of people who love each otherget married every day, Fiona. I don't know, v. The way things arebetween you and Kevin right now... It seems perfect. Why ruin it?

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Veronica I wasn't thinking about getting married He brought it up

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Now I'm like obsessed Phillips

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Fiona Wasn't he drunk when he proposed

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Veronica Oh yeah it was like that David Hasselhoff video eating a cheeseburger

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I never saw that Oh YouTube it it's a car wreck

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You can't not watch

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You want a drunk proposal to be the story you tell your grand kids

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My husband proposed to me at the top of the sears tower

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Champagne and roses

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Six months into the marriage I found out he was fucking my sister

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And the moral of the story is My sister's a bitch

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Other than presents and booze give three reasons to get married

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Lots of people who love each other get married every day Fiona

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I don't know v The way things are between you and Kevin right now

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It seems perfect Why ruin it

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انـا لا اعلم فـي

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الامور التي بينكما انتي وكـيف الان

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تـبدو عظيمه

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لـم ـا تفسيدونهـا

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مالذي تحـصل عليه من اجل هذا

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ماذا

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كم يدفعون

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من اجل الرقبه العجـز

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ـ674 دولار فـي الشهر

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هذا ما احـصل عليه

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لكـن انظر استـطيع القيام بهذا

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Je n'avais même pas songé au mariage jusqu'à ce que 'ne m'a pas demandé

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Maintenant c'est devenu une obsession Tournevis cruciforme

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Il était ivre lorsque vous a fait la proposition

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Oh oui C'était comme dans cette vidéo où David Hasselhoff manger un cheeseburger

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Je n'ai jamais vu

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Oh le regarder sur Youtube

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C'est comme un accident de voiture vous ne pouvez pas ne pas regarder

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Voulez vous vraiment dire à vos petits enfants un ivrogne qui vous a demandé de se marier

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Mon mari m'a demandé le sommet de la Tour Sears

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Champagne et de roses

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Six mois après le mariage j'ai découvert vous avez baisé ma sœur

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Et la morale de l'histoire serait

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Ma sœur et une pute

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En plus des cadeaux et bu

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Donnez moi trois bonnes raisons pour laquelle vous voulez vous marier

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Beaucoup de gens dans l'amour se marier tous les jours Fiona

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Je ne sais pas vous

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Les choses comme elles sont maintenant entre vous et Kevin

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Il me semble parfait

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Pourquoi nous détruire

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Ich habe nicht mal ans Heiraten gedacht

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bis er es zur Sprache gebracht hat Jetzt bin ich besessen davon

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Kreuzschlitz

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War er nicht betrunken als er dir den Antrag gemacht hat

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Oh ja Es war wie dieses David Hasselhoff Video

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in dem er einen Cheeseburger isst

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Das habe ich nie gesehen

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Oh du musst es dir bei YouTube ansehen

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Es ist wie ein Autowrack du kannst es dir nicht nicht ansehen

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Willst du wirklich dass ein betrunkener Antrag

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die Geschichte ist die du deinen Enkeln erzählst

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Mein Ehemann hat mir den Antrag

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oben auf dem Sears Tower gemacht

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Champagner und Rosen

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Nach 6 Monaten Ehe

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finde ich heraus dass er meine Schwester gefickt hat

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Und die Moral der Geschichte ist

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Meine Schwester ist eine Schlampe

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Außer den Geschenken und dem Alkohol

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gib mir 3 gute Gründe wieso du heiraten willst

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Viele Leute die sich lieben

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heiraten jeden Tag Fiona

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Ich weiß nicht V

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So wie es jetzt zwischen dir und Kev ist

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scheint es perfekt zu sein

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Warum es ruinieren

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Я даже не думала о замужестве

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пока он не поднял эту тему Теперь я прямо как одержимая

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Крестовую отвёртку

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Он был пьян когда делал предложение

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О да Было похоже на видео с Дэвидом Хассельхоффом

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поедающим чизбургер

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Не видела его

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Ты должна найти его на YouTube

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Это как автоавария глаз не оторвать

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Ты действительно хочешь рассказывать внукам

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историю про бухую помолвку

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Мой муж сделал мне предложение

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на крыше Сирс Тауэр

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С шампанским и розами

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Через 6 месяцев после свадьбы

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я узнала что он трахает мою сестру

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И какова мораль этой истории

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Моя сестра сука

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Не считая подарков и бухла

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назови мне три убедительные причины по которым ты хочешь выйти замуж

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Каждый день женится множество

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любящих друг друга людей Фиона

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Ну не знаю Ви

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Ваши нынешние отношения с Кевином

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кажутся идеальными

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Зачем всё портить

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No sé V

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La forma en que están las cosas entre tú y Kevin ahora

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parece perfecta

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Por qué arruinarla

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Qué consigues con ello

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Qué

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Cuanto te están pagando

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por eso del cuello la discapacidad

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674 dólares al mes

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Eso es lo que consigo

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Pero mira puedo hacer esto

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Duration

53 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:01:58

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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Movie Summary

A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.