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Vlad: Catholics

Catholics. Look at them all. They replicate like rabbits. But, you know, if the pope...

Shameless • S01E06 • 2011

Vlad:Catholics. Look at them all. They replicate like rabbits. But, you know, if the pope everapproves of condoms, I get baptized. A lot I like about the catholic mass. Good to know. Let's get this over with

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Vlad Catholics Look at them all

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They replicate like rabbits

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But you know if the pope ever approves of condoms I get baptized

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A lot I like about the catholic mass

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Good to know

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Let's get this over with

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الكاثوليك ألقي نظرة عليهم

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أنهم يتكاثرون مثل الأرانب

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ولكن كما تعلم إذا كان البابا يوافق على الواقي الذكري

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سأتطهر

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وهناك الكثير يعجبني في قداس الكاثوليك

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من الجيد المعرفه

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دعنا من هذا ولنذهب

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Christian les regarder

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Ils se reproduisent comme des lapins

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Mais vous savez si le pape approuver les préservatifs

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Je voudrais être baptisé

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J'aime beaucoup de choses de la doctrine catholique

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Bon à savoir

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Nous terminerons cette histoire

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Katholiken sieh sie dir an

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Die vervielfältigen sich wie Kaninchen

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Aber weißt du falls der Papst jemals Kondome akzeptiert

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würde ich mich taufen lassen

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Eine Menge das ich am katholischen Gottesdienst mag

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Gut zu wissen

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Lass uns das hinter uns bringen

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Lihatlah para Katolik itu

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Mereka berkembang biak seperti kelinci

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Tapi seandainya Paus menyetujui pemakaian kondom

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aku pasti dibaptis

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Aku sangat menyukai misa Katolik

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Baguslah

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Ayo selesaikan ini

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カトリック見てみろ

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彼らはウサギのように複製する

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でもねもしローマ法王がコンドームを認めたら

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洗礼を受けたいね

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カトリックのミサはカトリックのミサ

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知っておいてよかった

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さっさと終わらせよう

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Католики Взгляните на них

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Размножаются как кролики

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Но знаешь если Папа когда нибудь одобрит презервативы

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я крещусь

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Мне нравится католическая месса

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Рад слышать

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Давай с этим покончим

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Católicos míralos todos

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Follan como conejos

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Pero sabes si el Papa en algún momento aprueba los condones

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Me bautizaré

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Mucho gusta la Iglesia Católica

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Es bueno saberlo

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Vamos a terminar con esto

Available in 8 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:33

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

6

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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Movie Summary

A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.