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What time is it?

- "You were right."- Anything else? "You're perfect.I don't know what I'd do without...

Shameless • S01E07 • 2011

What time is it? More like "what day is it?"Saturday, officially. Have you been watching TV on mutethis whole time? Yeah, the bulls game was fine,but Charlie Rose was a challenge. I've never slept on a bed this soft,only made one. You know,I should let you doze off more often. I learned quite a lot. You talk in your sleep. - Shut up.- Yeah, you really opened up. Thanked me for taking you away. - Really?- I mean, you kept on saying: - "You were right."- Anything else? "You're perfect.I don't know what I'd do without you." - Uh-huh. That sounds just like me.- I know, right? Along with something about my penisbeing enormous and all-powerful. Well, go tuck your enormous penisin your pants and go answer the door

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What time is it

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More like what day is it Saturday officially

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Have you been watching TV on mute this whole time

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Yeah the bulls game was fine but Charlie Rose was a challenge

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I've never slept on a bed this soft only made one

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You know I should let you doze off more often

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I learned quite a lot

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You talk in your sleep

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Shut up Yeah you really opened up

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Thanked me for taking you away

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Really I mean you kept on saying

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You were right Anything else

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You're perfect I don't know what I'd do without you

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Uh huh That sounds just like me I know right

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Along with something about my penis being enormous and all powerful

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Well go tuck your enormous penis in your pants and go answer the door

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كم الساعه الآن

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يبدو أنه أي يوم هو

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السبت رسميا

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هل كنت تشاهد التلفزيون على وضع كتم الصوت كل هذا الوقت

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نعم وكانت مباراه البولز جميله

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ولكن تشارلي روز كان تحدي

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لم أنام أبدآ على سرير بهذه النعومه

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فقط مره واحده

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تعلمين يجب علي أن أترك تغفين كثيرآ

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لقد تعلمت أشياء كثيره

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أنت تتكلمين وأنت نائمه

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أسكت

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نعم لقد كنت منفتحه جدآ

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تشكريني لأني أخذتك بعيدا

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حقآ

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أعني لقد كنت تقولين لقد كنت محقا ستيف

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أي شيء آخر

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أنت الشخص المناسب لي بالنسبه لي لا أعرف

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ماذا كنت سأفعل بدونك

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يبدو أن ذلك كلامي

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نعم أعلم حقا

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وهناك بعض الكلام عن قضيبي

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أنه مذهل وكل شيء

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حسنا أذهب لوضع قضيبك المذهل

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في سروالك وأجب على الباب

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Quelle heure est il

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Plutôt Quel jour est il

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Officiellement le samedi

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Avez vous été à regarder la télévision couper tout ce temps

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Oui le parti de l'Bull a été bonne

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Mais Charlie Rose a été un défi

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Wow

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Je n'ai jamais séjourné dans un si doux lit

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Ils n'ont tout simplement un

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Vous savez vous devez quitter dormir un peu plus

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J'ai beaucoup appris

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Parler dans votre sommeil

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Tais toi

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Oui vous avez vraiment sincère

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Je suis reconnaissant que vous de la maison

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Vraiment

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Aucun perroquets à dire Vous aviez raison Steve

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Autre chose

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Vous êtes l'homme parfait pour moi Je ne sais pas

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ce que je ferais sans vous

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Oui je me ressemblent

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Oui je sais non

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Et quelque chose sur mon pénis

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est énorme et puissant

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Très bien mettez vos gros pénis

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son pantalon et ouvre la porte

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Wie spät ist es

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Wohl eher Welcher Tag ist heute

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Offiziell Samstag

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Hast du die ganze Zeit stumm ferngesehen

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Ja das Bulls Spiel war in Ordnung aber Charlie Rose war eine Herausforderung

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Ich habe noch nie auf einem so weichen Bett geschlafen

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Habe nur eins gemacht

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Weißt du ich sollte dich öfter eindösen lassen

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Ich habe eine ganze Menge gelernt

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Du sprichst in deinem Schlaf

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Halt den Mund

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Ja Du hast dich wirklich geöffnet

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Hast mir gedankt dass ich dich weggebracht habe

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Wirklich

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Ich meine du hast die ganze Zeit gesagt Du hattest Recht Steve

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Noch was

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Du bist der perfekte Kerl für mich Ich weiß nicht

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was ich ohne dich machen würde

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Das hört sich genau wie ich an

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Ja ich weiß nicht wahr

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Und die ganze Zeit etwas über meinen Penis

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dass er so riesig und allmächtig ist

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Naja steck deinen riesigen Penis in deine Hose und mach die Tür auf

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Pukul berapa ini

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Tanya hari bukan jam

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Sudah hari Sabtu

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Kau menonton televisi bisu dari tadi

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Ya Tidak seperti pertandingan Bulls Charlie Ross sulit dipahami

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Aku tidak pernah tidur di ranjang seempuk ini

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Hanya di ranjang buatan

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Seharusnya kau lebih sering tidur lelap

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Aku belajar banyak

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Kau bicara saat tidur

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Omong kosong

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Kau lebih terbuka kau berterima kasih karena membawamu

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Sungguh Lalu kau bicara

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Kau benar Steve

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Aku bicara hal lain

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Kau sempurna bagiku Entah seperti apa hidupku tanpamu

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Sangat mirip ucapanku Memang benar

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Kau juga bicara soal penisku yang besar dan sangat kuat

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Sembunyikan penis besarmu ke dalam celana

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lalu buka pintunya

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今何時

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というより今日は何日

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正式には土曜日だ

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ずっとテレビをずっとミュートで見てたのか

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ああブルズの試合は良かったよ

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でもチャーリーローズは難しかった

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ワオ

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こんなに柔らかいベッドで寝たのはこんな柔らかいベッドで寝たことはない

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一回作っただけ

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もっともっと居眠りさせるべきだ

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かなり勉強になったよ

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寝言は寝て言え

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黙れ

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あああなたは本当に心を開いた

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連れて行ってくれてありがとう

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本当に

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つまりあなたは言い続けた君が正しかったよスティーブ

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他に何か

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君は完璧な男だ僕にとって私は知らない

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あなたがいなかったらどうなっていたか

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うんうんそれは私みたい

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ああそうだね

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何かと一緒に私のペニスについて

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巨大で万能である

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じゃあその巨大なペニスをしまっておいで

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ズボンにしまってドアに出なさい

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Сделай так чтобы те парни что за тобой охотятся считали тебя мёртвым

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Который час

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Скорее Который день

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Уже официально суббота

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Ты всё это время смотрел телик без звука

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Да с игрой Буллз было просто

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но Чарли Роуза понять было сложно

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Я никогда не спала на такой мягкой постели

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Только стелила

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Знаешь надо почаще давать тебе засыпать

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Я многое узнал

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Ты разговариваешь во сне

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Да заткнись

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Да ты была очень откровенна

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Поблагодарила меня за то что я тебя увёл из дома

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Серьёзно

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Постоянно твердила Ты был прав Стив

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Что нибудь ещё

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Ты мне идеально подходишь Даже не знаю

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что я без тебя бы делала

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Да это очень на меня похоже

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Да я тоже так подумал

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И ещё что то насчёт того что мой пенис

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огромен и всемогущ

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Засунь свой огромный пенис

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себе в штаны и открой дверь

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Qué hora es

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Más bien Qué día es

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Oficialmente sábado

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Has estado viendo la tele sin sonido todo este tiempo

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Sí el partido de los Bull estuvo bien

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Pero Charlie Rose fue un reto

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Guau

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Nunca he dormido en una cama tan blanda

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Solo hicieron una

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Ya sabes debería dejarte dormitar un poco más

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He aprendido mucho

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Hablas en sueños

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Cállate

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Sí Realmente te sinceraste

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Me agradecías que te sacara de casa

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En serio

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No parabas de decir Tenías razón Steve

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Algo más

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Eres el hombre perfecto para mí No sé

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lo que haría sin ti

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Sí parezco yo

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Sí lo sé verdad

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Y algo sobre que mi pene

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es enorme y todopoderoso

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Vale mete tu enorme pene

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en los pantalones y abre la puerta

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Duration

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Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:27:40

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

7

Genres

Production

John Wells Productions,Warner Bros. Television,Showtime Networks

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A scrappy, feisty, fiercely loyal Chicago family makes no apologies.