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"Shampoo" quotes

Shampoo poster
On Election Day, 1968, a hairdresser and ladies' man is too busy cutting hair and dealing with his various girlfriends and his mistress, whose husband he meets and finds out is having an affair with his ex-girlfriend.

Director: Hal Ashby
Writer: Robert Towne, Warren Beatty
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1975
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $49,407,734
Released: 13 Mar 1975
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 3 wins & 11 nominations total
Let's face it I fucked them all - Shampoo 00:42 Let's face it I fucked them all Can't we just uh be friends - Shampoo 00:13 Can't we just uh be friends Singsongy Who's the greatest cocksucker in the world - Shampoo 00:05 Singsongy Who's the greatest cocksucker in the world Sid You must be a very important executive - Shampoo 00:24 Sid You must be a very important executive I mean Christ they're women aren't they - Shampoo 00:18 I mean Christ they're women aren't they Come on Jill I'm trying to get things moving Oh grow up - Shampoo 00:10 Come on Jill I'm trying to get things moving Oh grow up I mean face it We're always trying to nail 'em and they know it - Shampoo 00:13 I mean face it We're always trying to nail 'em and... My God Lester you are a miserable human being - Shampoo 00:26 My God Lester you are a miserable human being Oh yeah I don't fuck anybody for money I do it for fun - Shampoo 00:05 Oh yeah I don't fuck anybody for money I do it for fun Think George is a fairy - Shampoo 00:37 Think George is a fairy What about Felicia - Shampoo 00:17 What about Felicia Come on Tell me Don't be afraid - Shampoo 00:13 Come on Tell me Don't be afraid Have you ever made it with a guy - Shampoo 00:06 Have you ever made it with a guy You know last night I had a dream - Shampoo 00:39 You know last night I had a dream Whispers That's what I call fucking - Shampoo 00:10 Whispers That's what I call fucking Maybe that means I don't love 'em - Shampoo 00:11 Maybe that means I don't love 'em You know what I read in Cosmopolitan George groans - Shampoo 00:09 You know what I read in Cosmopolitan George groans Do you know what George did the other night Mm mmm - Shampoo 00:30 Do you know what George did the other night Mm mmm Now what is this horseshit about not collecting for the coffee - Shampoo 00:12 Now what is this horseshit about not collecting for the... George sighs Are you really serious about this shop - Shampoo 00:09 George sighs Are you really serious about this shop Are you gay - Shampoo 00:03 Are you gay Do you have a thing about older women - Shampoo 00:06 Do you have a thing about older women Beverly Hills hairdresser - Shampoo 00:07 Beverly Hills hairdresser Can I ask you something Sure - Shampoo 00:23 Can I ask you something Sure Look Felicia this party involves more than you and me you know - Shampoo 00:25 Look Felicia this party involves more than you and me you... Obviously there were others Weren't there - Shampoo 00:05 Obviously there were others Weren't there I just wish I knew what the hell I was living for - Shampoo 00:47 I just wish I knew what the hell I was living for You do what - Shampoo 00:06 You do what I want you to learn to collect for the coffee George - Shampoo 00:10 I want you to learn to collect for the coffee George Why don't you see Lester What - Shampoo 00:12 Why don't you see Lester What Well you know I think you've got exactly the same eyes as your mother - Shampoo 00:21 Well you know I think you've got exactly the same eyes... What does he think I am some cigar butt he's got between his teeth - Shampoo 00:06 What does he think I am some cigar butt he's got... Man on TV Not a bad place to visit but I don't wanna live here - Shampoo 00:15 Man on TV Not a bad place to visit but I don't wanna... This tells the story of the ancient grandmother - Shampoo 00:35 This tells the story of the ancient grandmother Do you know why I used to get so angry with you - Shampoo 00:21 Do you know why I used to get so angry with you I don't know anything anymore - Shampoo 00:04 I don't know anything anymore Jesus let me show you something - Shampoo 00:35 Jesus let me show you something And stop kissing everybody's ass that comes into that shop - Shampoo 00:07 And stop kissing everybody's ass that comes into that... Anyway see you tonight huh doll - Shampoo 00:04 Anyway see you tonight huh doll Did you hear me - Shampoo 00:07 Did you hear me I don't know what a financial statement is I got the heads - Shampoo 00:25 I don't know what a financial statement is I got the... What are you trying to do - Shampoo 00:19 What are you trying to do

Cast

George - Warren Beatty
Felicia - Lee Grant
Lester - Jack Warden