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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs poster
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Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
Director
John McKeever
Year
2023
Genre
comedy
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Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions
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Homepage
https://www.netflix.com/title/81635847

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[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
[audience laughs]
Some fucking cool, jacked hero… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Some fucking cool, jacked hero…
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience laughs]
Just checking behind every door in there. Just, "Clear, go, red team, advance." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
Just checking behind every door in there. Just, "Clear,...
Sexually… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
Sexually…
They never quit until the job's done, dude, that's their whole thing. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
They never quit until the job's done, dude, that's...
The job's done when I'm tired, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
The job's done when I'm tired,
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
[audience laughs]
They give out. Next thing you know, we're having belly-to-belly missionary. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
They give out. Next thing you know, we're having belly-...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
[audience laughs]
[breathing heavily] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
[breathing heavily]
You guys know belly-to-belly missionary, dude, don't fuckin'… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
You guys know belly-to-belly missionary, dude, don't fu...
I see you, boy-- Lot of belly-to-belly tonight, dude. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
I see you, boy-- Lot of belly-to-belly tonight, dude.
This guy's hunched over. Just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
This guy's hunched over. Just…
You've never-- The only way I can describe it is, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
You've never-- The only way I can describe it is,
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
[audience laughs]
One thing that's funny about it is, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
One thing that's funny about it is,
Still new enough in the relationship - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
Still new enough in the relationship
I'm just up there, like, "Yeah, right!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:14
I'm just up there, like, "Yeah, right!"
And sometimes it tricks me, I'm like, "Yeah." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
And sometimes it tricks me, I'm like, "Yeah."
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience laughs]
Once you-- Before you live together, sex is like, "Yeah, fuck me, meh." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:22
Once you-- Before you live together, sex is like, "Yeah...
No, we live together now. My girlfriend moved in with me, so we have sex and, uh… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
No, we live together now. My girlfriend moved in with me, so...
-[audience laughs] -I'm frightened. [chuckling] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
-[audience laughs] -I'm frightened. [chuckling]
"No." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
"No."
I'm not used to hanging out with women. I don't have any female friends. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
I'm not used to hanging out with women. I don't ha...
-You know? -[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
-You know? -[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
[audience laughs]
From your seats, that's not the most well-crafted joke. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
From your seats, that's not the most well-crafted joke.
"What do women do? Fold shit?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
"What do women do? Fold shit?"
I get to say something as dumb as, "What do women do? Fold shit?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:26
I get to say something as dumb as, "What do women do? F...
[audience cheering] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
[audience cheering]
Some dumb ogre on stage like, "Women are dumb, ah!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Some dumb ogre on stage like, "Women are dumb, ah!"...
I found this out from hanging out with my girlfriend, uh… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
I found this out from hanging out with my girlfriend, uh…
-Shame! What's that? [laughs] -[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
-Shame! What's that? [laughs] -[audience laughs]
I think women watching porn is having a negative effect on all of us. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
I think women watching porn is having a negative effect on a...
You know what I mean? We can't both - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
You know what I mean? We can't both
Have you fucked someone lately? Everyone thinks they're in a porn, dude. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Have you fucked someone lately? Everyone thinks they're...
Every time you fuck a lady, she's all… [makes guttural noises] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
Every time you fuck a lady, she's all… [makes guttural ...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience laughs]
First off, if you're a dude and you're good at sex, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
First off, if you're a dude and you're good at sex...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
[audience laughs]
I'm saying it was bad enough already when it was just men watching porn, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
I'm saying it was bad enough already when it was just m...
It was bad enough when it was just me, coming in there, just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:22
It was bad enough when it was just me, coming in there, just...
Yeah, you can't do the cool moves you see in porn. Just have regular… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Yeah, you can't do the cool moves you see in porn. Just...
Not as cool-- They're a lot less receptive in real life. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Not as cool-- They're a lot less receptive in real life...
That's-- That whole process is a fucking nightmare, dude. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
That's-- That whole process is a fucking nightmare, dud...
It's just you, the girl you love is down there… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
It's just you, the girl you love is down there…
Finally she's like, "Yeah, you can do it." You're like, "Yes!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
Finally she's like, "Yeah, you can do it." Yo...
It's cold… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:23
It's cold…
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
[audience laughs]
You feel terrible, you've got a fucking-- You gotta pick her up off the ground. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
You feel terrible, you've got a fucking-- You gotta pic...
I feel like, the same energy as when a toddler falls, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
I feel like, the same energy as when a toddler falls,
[laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
[laughs]
I'll tell you. This was making me laugh. I was on, uh… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:18
I'll tell you. This was making me laugh. I was on, uh…...
And he posted it, "Now that I'm retiring from the military, I can come out and say - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:18
And he posted it, "Now that I'm retiring from the ...
-[laughs] -[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
-[laughs] -[audience laughs]
They were like, "Look at our military, a bunch of jacked, skinhead dudes." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:15
They were like, "Look at our military, a bunch of jacke...
They're like, "Look how tough and masculine our army is." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:25
They're like, "Look how tough and masculine our ar...
[howling] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
[howling]
The gayer the army, the scarier. Forever, dude, throughout history. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
The gayer the army, the scarier. Forever, dude, throughout h...
Just when you thought those guys couldn't look any sharper, they… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
Just when you thought those guys couldn't look any shar...
You're just some villager, looking out on the shoreline. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
You're just some villager, looking out on the shoreline...
You're like, "Oh, no." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:19
You're like, "Oh, no."
[Shane chuckles] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
[Shane chuckles]
That's very… It's a very serious warning sign. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
That's very… It's a very serious warning sign.
If you're a white dude in your 20s and 30s - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
If you're a white dude in your 20s and 30s
That he got out of high school and like, "Time to be a prick about everything." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
That he got out of high school and like, "Time to be a ...
I'm not a Republican right now, but I can feel it. It grows. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
I'm not a Republican right now, but I can feel it. It g...
"Ugh." I've gotta fight it. Every day. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
"Ugh." I've gotta fight it. Every day.
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
[audience laughs]
"Mermaids are white!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:24
"Mermaids are white!"
I'm not a Republican now, but it's coming. There's no… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
I'm not a Republican now, but it's coming. There&#...
At night you do standup. During the day, I travel every weekend. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
At night you do standup. During the day, I travel every week...
Sometimes I like to visit, like, historical places throughout the country. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Sometimes I like to visit, like, historical places throughou...
-[man chuckles] -A couple summers ago-- - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
-[man chuckles] -A couple summers ago--
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:16
[audience laughs]
Uh, turns out, it was George Washington's plantation. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Uh, turns out, it was George Washington's plantation.
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
[audience laughs]
It's me… And if you've been there before, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
It's me… And if you've been there before,
They stay… Everyone else was in the 1700s. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
They stay… Everyone else was in the 1700s.
Like, I signed up for the tour, and my tour guide was Martha Washington. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
Like, I signed up for the tour, and my tour guide was Martha...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
[audience laughs]
I signed up for the tour, so me and Martha have to hang out together for 15 minutes - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
I signed up for the tour, so me and Martha have to hang out ...
I gotta make small talk with a woman - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
I gotta make small talk with a woman
I was just out there with her like, "Where's George Washington?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:28
I was just out there with her like, "Where's Georg...
And for real, I'm certain they thought I was a special needs man. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
And for real, I'm certain they thought I was a special ...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:14
[audience laughs]
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Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.

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Director: John McKeever
Writer: Shane Gillis
Production: All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions
Genre: comedy
Year: 2023
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 05 Sep 2023
Awards: N/A
Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81635847

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