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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

All right? So for $36, me and a womandressed like Martha Washington fucking dead silently...

All right? So for $36, me and a woman
dressed like Martha Washington fucking dead silently walked through…
For a full hour

Full Transcript

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All right? So for $36,
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me and a woman dressed like Martha Washington
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fucking dead silently walked through… For a full hour.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:04
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
You need to be able to talk for this tour to have any value at all. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
You need to be able to talk for this tour to have any value ...
Me and this lady went room to room for an hour and this was the tour. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Me and this lady went room to room for an hour and this was ...
I was in the corner of every room, just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:20
I was in the corner of every room, just…
Alright? So we're in the middle, you know, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
Alright? So we're in the middle, you know,
And I was at the Founding Fathers' plantation during all of that. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
And I was at the Founding Fathers' plantation during al...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience laughs]
Growing. Learning as a white-- Becoming-- - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
Growing. Learning as a white-- Becoming--
The first thing you do when you walk to Washington's slave quarters, is you go, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
The first thing you do when you walk to Washington's sl...
For real. You didn't know? And I'm in there, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:15
For real. You didn't know? And I'm in there,
And now, blocking the only exit of the room - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
And now, blocking the only exit of the room
I turned around, he was like, "Oh, well, hello there, sir." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:14
I turned around, he was like, "Oh, well, hello there, s...
He was like, "Look at those clothes, you must be from the future." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:16
He was like, "Look at those clothes, you must be from t...
I was paralyzed with white guilt. I didn't say a word. I was just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
I was paralyzed with white guilt. I didn't say a word. ...
I know exactly-- I got, you know-- I've got the body type of a guy who says, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
I know exactly-- I got, you know-- I've got the body ty...
He wasn't giving me the Washington tour. He was just telling me fucked up shit. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
He wasn't giving me the Washington tour. He was just te...
"Thomas Jefferson had about six slave children of his own." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
"Thomas Jefferson had about six slave children of his o...
I was like, "Maybe I am a special needs guy." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:17
I was like, "Maybe I am a special needs guy."
Finally I won by just lowering my mask. He was mid-range. I just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
Finally I won by just lowering my mask. He was mid-range. I ...
I went to the George Washington Museum. There's a museum there. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
I went to the George Washington Museum. There's a museu...
As soon as you walk into that museum, they start pumping up George. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
As soon as you walk into that museum, they start pumping up ...