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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

Alright? So we're in the middle, you know, we're in the middleof tearing-down-statue...

Alright? So we're in the middle, you know, we're in the middle
of tearing-down-statue season

Full Transcript

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Alright? So we're in the middle, you know,
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we're in the middle of tearing-down-statue season.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:52
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
And I was at the Founding Fathers' plantation during all of that. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
And I was at the Founding Fathers' plantation during al...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience laughs]
Growing. Learning as a white-- Becoming-- - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
Growing. Learning as a white-- Becoming--
The first thing you do when you walk to Washington's slave quarters, is you go, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
The first thing you do when you walk to Washington's sl...
For real. You didn't know? And I'm in there, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:15
For real. You didn't know? And I'm in there,
And now, blocking the only exit of the room - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
And now, blocking the only exit of the room
I turned around, he was like, "Oh, well, hello there, sir." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:14
I turned around, he was like, "Oh, well, hello there, s...
He was like, "Look at those clothes, you must be from the future." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:16
He was like, "Look at those clothes, you must be from t...
I was paralyzed with white guilt. I didn't say a word. I was just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
I was paralyzed with white guilt. I didn't say a word. ...
I know exactly-- I got, you know-- I've got the body type of a guy who says, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
I know exactly-- I got, you know-- I've got the body ty...
He wasn't giving me the Washington tour. He was just telling me fucked up shit. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
He wasn't giving me the Washington tour. He was just te...
"Thomas Jefferson had about six slave children of his own." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
"Thomas Jefferson had about six slave children of his o...
I was like, "Maybe I am a special needs guy." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:17
I was like, "Maybe I am a special needs guy."
Finally I won by just lowering my mask. He was mid-range. I just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
Finally I won by just lowering my mask. He was mid-range. I ...
I went to the George Washington Museum. There's a museum there. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
I went to the George Washington Museum. There's a museu...
As soon as you walk into that museum, they start pumping up George. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
As soon as you walk into that museum, they start pumping up ...
You walk in, they're like, "George Washington was a great man." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:16
You walk in, they're like, "George Washington was ...
"We're not gonna let human trafficking define these guys, are we?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:15
"We're not gonna let human trafficking define thes...
I'll admit, I still had-- I had girl brain towards George, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
I'll admit, I still had-- I had girl brain towards Geor...
I was going through the museum like, "George Washington, fucking asshole." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:14
I was going through the museum like, "George Washington...