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And sometimes it tricks me, I'm like,
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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

And sometimes it tricks me,I'm like, "Yeah." No, it's gonna fit

And sometimes it tricks me,
I'm like, "Yeah." [audience laughs] "Yeah, maybe it's not gonna fit." [audience laughs] No, it's gonna fit

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And sometimes it tricks me, I'm like, "Yeah."
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[audience laughs]
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"Yeah, maybe it's not gonna fit."
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[audience laughs]
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No, it's gonna fit.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:12
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience laughs]
Once you-- Before you live together, sex is like, "Yeah, fuck me, meh." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:22
Once you-- Before you live together, sex is like, "Yeah...
No, we live together now. My girlfriend moved in with me, so we have sex and, uh… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
No, we live together now. My girlfriend moved in with me, so...
-[audience laughs] -I'm frightened. [chuckling] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
-[audience laughs] -I'm frightened. [chuckling]
"No." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
"No."
I'm not used to hanging out with women. I don't have any female friends. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
I'm not used to hanging out with women. I don't ha...
-You know? -[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
-You know? -[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
[audience laughs]
From your seats, that's not the most well-crafted joke. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
From your seats, that's not the most well-crafted joke.
"What do women do? Fold shit?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
"What do women do? Fold shit?"
I get to say something as dumb as, "What do women do? Fold shit?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:26
I get to say something as dumb as, "What do women do? F...
[audience cheering] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
[audience cheering]
Some dumb ogre on stage like, "Women are dumb, ah!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Some dumb ogre on stage like, "Women are dumb, ah!"...
I found this out from hanging out with my girlfriend, uh… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
I found this out from hanging out with my girlfriend, uh…
-Shame! What's that? [laughs] -[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
-Shame! What's that? [laughs] -[audience laughs]
I think women watching porn is having a negative effect on all of us. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
I think women watching porn is having a negative effect on a...
You know what I mean? We can't both - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
You know what I mean? We can't both
Have you fucked someone lately? Everyone thinks they're in a porn, dude. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Have you fucked someone lately? Everyone thinks they're...
Every time you fuck a lady, she's all… [makes guttural noises] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
Every time you fuck a lady, she's all… [makes guttural ...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience laughs]