To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
[audience laughs]
Please log in to add to collections.
Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

So, a couple of summers ago,I was in Washington DC, and I wentand I visited, uh, Mount...

[audience laughs] What the fuck… Guy just laughed at me from the balcony… "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Dork!" [chuckles] So, a couple of summers ago,
I was in Washington DC, and I went
and I visited, uh, Mount Vernon

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.585
[audience laughs]
00:00:02.668 --> 00:00:04.253
What the fuck…
00:00:04.337 --> 00:00:06.839
Guy just laughed at me from the balcony…
00:00:06.922 --> 00:00:08.257
"Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
00:00:09.991 --> 00:00:10.676
"Dork!" [chuckles]
00:00:11.552 --> 00:00:13.554
So, a couple of summers ago, I was in Washington DC,
00:00:13.637 --> 00:00:15.431
and I went and I visited, uh, Mount Vernon.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:27
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
Uh, turns out, it was George Washington's plantation. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Uh, turns out, it was George Washington's plantation.
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
[audience laughs]
It's me… And if you've been there before, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
It's me… And if you've been there before,
They stay… Everyone else was in the 1700s. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
They stay… Everyone else was in the 1700s.
Like, I signed up for the tour, and my tour guide was Martha Washington. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
Like, I signed up for the tour, and my tour guide was Martha...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
[audience laughs]
I signed up for the tour, so me and Martha have to hang out together for 15 minutes - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
I signed up for the tour, so me and Martha have to hang out ...
I gotta make small talk with a woman - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
I gotta make small talk with a woman
I was just out there with her like, "Where's George Washington?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:28
I was just out there with her like, "Where's Georg...
And for real, I'm certain they thought I was a special needs man. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
And for real, I'm certain they thought I was a special ...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:14
[audience laughs]
And when I got out they were like, "Oh." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
And when I got out they were like, "Oh."
You can always see my eyes, I got the eyes for it. It was sunny out… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:31
You can always see my eyes, I got the eyes for it. It was su...
Due to COVID restrictions at the time, we were not allowed to speak indoors. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
Due to COVID restrictions at the time, we were not allowed t...
All right? So for $36, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
All right? So for $36,
You need to be able to talk for this tour to have any value at all. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
You need to be able to talk for this tour to have any value ...
Me and this lady went room to room for an hour and this was the tour. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Me and this lady went room to room for an hour and this was ...
I was in the corner of every room, just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:20
I was in the corner of every room, just…
Alright? So we're in the middle, you know, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
Alright? So we're in the middle, you know,
And I was at the Founding Fathers' plantation during all of that. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
And I was at the Founding Fathers' plantation during al...