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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

I hate to break it to you, dude,that's a girl quality

[audience laughs] I hate to break it to you, dude,
that's a girl quality

Full Transcript

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I hate to break it to you, dude, that's a girl quality.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:40
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
I'm saying it was bad enough already when it was just men watching porn, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
I'm saying it was bad enough already when it was just m...
It was bad enough when it was just me, coming in there, just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:22
It was bad enough when it was just me, coming in there, just...
Yeah, you can't do the cool moves you see in porn. Just have regular… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Yeah, you can't do the cool moves you see in porn. Just...
Not as cool-- They're a lot less receptive in real life. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Not as cool-- They're a lot less receptive in real life...
That's-- That whole process is a fucking nightmare, dude. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
That's-- That whole process is a fucking nightmare, dud...
It's just you, the girl you love is down there… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
It's just you, the girl you love is down there…
Finally she's like, "Yeah, you can do it." You're like, "Yes!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
Finally she's like, "Yeah, you can do it." Yo...
It's cold… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:23
It's cold…
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
[audience laughs]
You feel terrible, you've got a fucking-- You gotta pick her up off the ground. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
You feel terrible, you've got a fucking-- You gotta pic...
I feel like, the same energy as when a toddler falls, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
I feel like, the same energy as when a toddler falls,
[laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
[laughs]
I'll tell you. This was making me laugh. I was on, uh… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:18
I'll tell you. This was making me laugh. I was on, uh…...
And he posted it, "Now that I'm retiring from the military, I can come out and say - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:18
And he posted it, "Now that I'm retiring from the ...
-[laughs] -[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
-[laughs] -[audience laughs]
They were like, "Look at our military, a bunch of jacked, skinhead dudes." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:15
They were like, "Look at our military, a bunch of jacke...
They're like, "Look how tough and masculine our army is." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:25
They're like, "Look how tough and masculine our ar...
[howling] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
[howling]
The gayer the army, the scarier. Forever, dude, throughout history. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
The gayer the army, the scarier. Forever, dude, throughout h...
Just when you thought those guys couldn't look any sharper, they… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
Just when you thought those guys couldn't look any shar...