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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

"Blah blah blah blah." It's like, "Shut up, dude." -The foreign whites are out of...

"Blah blah blah blah." It's like, "Shut up, dude." -The foreign whites are out of control.
-[all laughing] American whites, we're humble

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"Blah blah blah blah."
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It's like, "Shut up, dude."
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-The foreign whites are out of control. -[all laughing]
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American whites, we're humble.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:05
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
[audience laughs]
-[audience member] Yeah! -Yeah. [chuckles] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
-[audience member] Yeah! -Yeah. [chuckles]
There's a reason every good NBA player that's white is from another country. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
There's a reason every good NBA player that's whit...
The audacity to think you can play in that league, dude. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
The audacity to think you can play in that league, dude.
Every white dude in America saw a Black kid dunking like, in eight grade, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:19
Every white dude in America saw a Black kid dunking like, in...
The height-- The height of white people being cool was us going… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:16
The height-- The height of white people being cool was us go...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
[audience laughs]
You can find it, you can find the radio call from that game online. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
You can find it, you can find the radio call from that game ...
You can hear the exact moment white people stopped being cool. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
You can hear the exact moment white people stopped being coo...
You can hear the announcers, they go… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
You can hear the announcers, they go…
[in Transatlantic accent] "Up at the mound is Ol' Curly." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:20
[in Transatlantic accent] "Up at the mound is Ol' ...
Then Jackie came up to the plate, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:19
Then Jackie came up to the plate,
Jackie hit the ball so hard he knocked that voice out of all the whites. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Jackie hit the ball so hard he knocked that voice out of all...
It was one swing of the bat, and we're like, "Meh!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:17
It was one swing of the bat, and we're like, "Meh!...
-It was-- -[all laughing] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:17
-It was-- -[all laughing]
The goth. I didn't even see him coming. He came out of the shadows, like they do. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
The goth. I didn't even see him coming. He came out of ...
[hissing] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
[hissing]
He walked behind me, took my hat off my head, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
He walked behind me, took my hat off my head,
'Cause I thought, "Only a friend could have done this." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
'Cause I thought, "Only a friend could have done t...
He goes, "Nice hat, fatso!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
He goes, "Nice hat, fatso!"