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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

- If I was in there, I'd be like,"Get out, Abu, run!" "They're great lovers,don't let...

[chuckles]
-[audience laughs] If I was in there, I'd be like,
"Get out, Abu, run!" [audience laughs] "They're great lovers,
don't let them get ya." "Ah, they got him!" "Ah, they're making him squirt." -[audience laughs]
-Going… "No!" "No! How could you do this?" [audience laughs] [chuckles] That's what we should do instead of… You know, instead of zero dark thirty,
killing these guys, we should break in and have Special Forces
fucking whack 'em off in their own bed

Full Transcript

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-[chuckles] -[audience laughs]
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If I was in there, I'd be like, "Get out, Abu, run!"
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[audience laughs]
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"They're great lovers, don't let them get ya."
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"Ah, they got him!"
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"Ah, they're making him squirt."
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-[audience laughs] -Going…
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"No!"
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"No! How could you do this?"
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[audience laughs]
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[chuckles]
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That's what we should do instead of…
00:00:31.447 --> 00:00:34.325
You know, instead of zero dark thirty, killing these guys,
00:00:34.408 --> 00:00:38.329
we should break in and have Special Forces fucking whack 'em off in their own bed.
Duration
39 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:31
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
[audience laughs]
Imagine that, just four Navy SEALs holding your arms and legs. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Imagine that, just four Navy SEALs holding your arms and leg...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
[audience laughs]
"Queer." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
"Queer."
"You fucking jerked me off!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
"You fucking jerked me off!"
[audience cheering] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
[audience cheering]
I, uh… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
I, uh…
He must have been the only dude watching it that was like, "Oh!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
He must have been the only dude watching it that was like, &...
His speech sounded like a guy just trying to tell you some shit he saw. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
His speech sounded like a guy just trying to tell you some s...
Just… [sucks teeth] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:36
Just… [sucks teeth]
[laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
[laughs]
That dude was laying in his bed at night and his wall exploded. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
That dude was laying in his bed at night and his wall explod...
Fucking ten dogs and a robot broke into his… [laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Fucking ten dogs and a robot broke into his… [laughs]
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience cheering] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:55
[audience cheering]