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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

Going through the museum, they're like,"George Washington was 6'2"

[chuckles] Going through the museum, they're like,
"George Washington was 6'2"

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Going through the museum, they're like, "George Washington was 6'2".
Duration
6 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:20
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
I was like, "Nice." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:16
I was like, "Nice."
"Nobody better touch my statues. I love statues." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:18
"Nobody better touch my statues. I love statues."
Then you get to the end of the tour, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
Then you get to the end of the tour,
If you-- You know, the myth is, George Washington had wooden teeth. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
If you-- You know, the myth is, George Washington had wooden...
Turns out, George Washington had-- - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
Turns out, George Washington had--
[audience murmurs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience murmurs]
You're gonna walk outside to a hot sunny parking lot, like, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
You're gonna walk outside to a hot sunny parking lot, l...
Don't make me love George Washington for two hours, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:14
Don't make me love George Washington for two hours,
Like, "He was a man of few words." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Like, "He was a man of few words."
That would give you… for real, like, rabies-like symptoms. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
That would give you… for real, like, rabies-like symptoms.
You'd be like, "Argh." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
You'd be like, "Argh."
We had a fucking six foot two, redheaded retarded guy… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
We had a fucking six foot two, redheaded retarded guy…
Six-two in 1770, that's like six-ten today. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Six-two in 1770, that's like six-ten today.
-[audience laughing] -Red hair, horse teeth, a sword, just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:26
-[audience laughing] -Red hair, horse teeth, a sword, just…...
Everyone else is like, "George, you gotta get down." [laughing] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
Everyone else is like, "George, you gotta get down.&quo...
It was Christmas day, and, uh, it was a bit of a massacre, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:21
It was Christmas day, and, uh, it was a bit of a massacre,
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience laughs]
But I will say, I don't know if you can tell by looking at me, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
But I will say, I don't know if you can tell by looking...
It almost got me, I'm… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
It almost got me, I'm…