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Don't make me love George Washington for two hours
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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

Don't make me loveGeorge Washington for two hours, and then at the very end be like,"Wanna...

Don't make me love
George Washington for two hours, and then at the very end be like,
"Wanna see some wild shit?" -Like--
-[all laughing] And once you see his teeth,
every story about him makes perfect sense

Full Transcript

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Don't make me love George Washington for two hours,
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and then at the very end be like, "Wanna see some wild shit?"
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-Like-- -[all laughing]
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And once you see his teeth, every story about him makes perfect sense.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:29
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
Like, "He was a man of few words." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Like, "He was a man of few words."
That would give you… for real, like, rabies-like symptoms. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
That would give you… for real, like, rabies-like symptoms.
You'd be like, "Argh." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
You'd be like, "Argh."
We had a fucking six foot two, redheaded retarded guy… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
We had a fucking six foot two, redheaded retarded guy…
Six-two in 1770, that's like six-ten today. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Six-two in 1770, that's like six-ten today.
-[audience laughing] -Red hair, horse teeth, a sword, just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:26
-[audience laughing] -Red hair, horse teeth, a sword, just…...
Everyone else is like, "George, you gotta get down." [laughing] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
Everyone else is like, "George, you gotta get down.&quo...
It was Christmas day, and, uh, it was a bit of a massacre, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:21
It was Christmas day, and, uh, it was a bit of a massacre,
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience laughs]
But I will say, I don't know if you can tell by looking at me, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
But I will say, I don't know if you can tell by looking...
It almost got me, I'm… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
It almost got me, I'm…
-[audience laughs] -Fuckin'-- [laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
-[audience laughs] -Fuckin'-- [laughs]
If I tell people, like, "I have family members with Down syndrome," - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:18
If I tell people, like, "I have family members with Dow...
They're the only dudes I know having a good time pretty consistently. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
They're the only dudes I know having a good time pretty...
Sorry they're not on fucking Adderall and anti-anxiety like the rest of us. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
Sorry they're not on fucking Adderall and anti-anxiety ...
They're on fucking Capri-Suns… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
They're on fucking Capri-Suns…
My uncle Danny-- - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
My uncle Danny--
You'll be out to dinner with him, you look across the table, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
You'll be out to dinner with him, you look across the t...
"Hey, yo, where'd you get that chee, Danny?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:24
"Hey, yo, where'd you get that chee, Danny?"