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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

Finally I won by just lowering my mask.He was mid-range. I just… "Oh, shit. My bad,...

Finally I won by just lowering my mask.
He was mid-range. I just… [audience laughs] "Oh, shit. My bad, brother." He fuckin'… And he let me go

Full Transcript

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Finally I won by just lowering my mask. He was mid-range. I just…
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[audience laughs]
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"Oh, shit. My bad, brother." He fuckin'…
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And he let me go.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:06
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
I went to the George Washington Museum. There's a museum there. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
I went to the George Washington Museum. There's a museu...
As soon as you walk into that museum, they start pumping up George. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
As soon as you walk into that museum, they start pumping up ...
You walk in, they're like, "George Washington was a great man." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:16
You walk in, they're like, "George Washington was ...
"We're not gonna let human trafficking define these guys, are we?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:15
"We're not gonna let human trafficking define thes...
I'll admit, I still had-- I had girl brain towards George, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
I'll admit, I still had-- I had girl brain towards Geor...
I was going through the museum like, "George Washington, fucking asshole." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:14
I was going through the museum like, "George Washington...
I couldn't do it, dude. They started pumping up George, it got me going. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
I couldn't do it, dude. They started pumping up George,...
[chuckles] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
[chuckles]
I was like, "Nice." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:16
I was like, "Nice."
"Nobody better touch my statues. I love statues." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:18
"Nobody better touch my statues. I love statues."
Then you get to the end of the tour, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
Then you get to the end of the tour,
If you-- You know, the myth is, George Washington had wooden teeth. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
If you-- You know, the myth is, George Washington had wooden...
Turns out, George Washington had-- - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
Turns out, George Washington had--
[audience murmurs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience murmurs]
You're gonna walk outside to a hot sunny parking lot, like, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
You're gonna walk outside to a hot sunny parking lot, l...
Don't make me love George Washington for two hours, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:14
Don't make me love George Washington for two hours,
Like, "He was a man of few words." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Like, "He was a man of few words."
That would give you… for real, like, rabies-like symptoms. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
That would give you… for real, like, rabies-like symptoms.
You'd be like, "Argh." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
You'd be like, "Argh."
We had a fucking six foot two, redheaded retarded guy… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
We had a fucking six foot two, redheaded retarded guy…