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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

It's cold… She's at-- She's being nice.She's like, "Are you okay?" Now you can feel...

It's cold… [coughing] [laughs] She's at-- She's being nice.
She's like, "Are you okay?" Now you can feel it.
"Alright, here it comes." "This is gonna be awesome.
She's gonna love this." As soon as it hits her… [audience laughs] They freeze

Full Transcript

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It's cold…
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[coughing]
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[laughs]
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She's at-- She's being nice. She's like, "Are you okay?"
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Now you can feel it. "Alright, here it comes."
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"This is gonna be awesome. She's gonna love this."
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As soon as it hits her…
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[audience laughs]
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They freeze.
Duration
23 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:13
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
[audience laughs]
You feel terrible, you've got a fucking-- You gotta pick her up off the ground. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
You feel terrible, you've got a fucking-- You gotta pic...
I feel like, the same energy as when a toddler falls, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
I feel like, the same energy as when a toddler falls,
[laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
[laughs]
I'll tell you. This was making me laugh. I was on, uh… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:18
I'll tell you. This was making me laugh. I was on, uh…...
And he posted it, "Now that I'm retiring from the military, I can come out and say - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:18
And he posted it, "Now that I'm retiring from the ...
-[laughs] -[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
-[laughs] -[audience laughs]
They were like, "Look at our military, a bunch of jacked, skinhead dudes." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:15
They were like, "Look at our military, a bunch of jacke...
They're like, "Look how tough and masculine our army is." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:25
They're like, "Look how tough and masculine our ar...
[howling] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
[howling]
The gayer the army, the scarier. Forever, dude, throughout history. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
The gayer the army, the scarier. Forever, dude, throughout h...
Just when you thought those guys couldn't look any sharper, they… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
Just when you thought those guys couldn't look any shar...
You're just some villager, looking out on the shoreline. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
You're just some villager, looking out on the shoreline...
You're like, "Oh, no." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:19
You're like, "Oh, no."
[Shane chuckles] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
[Shane chuckles]
That's very… It's a very serious warning sign. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
That's very… It's a very serious warning sign.
If you're a white dude in your 20s and 30s - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
If you're a white dude in your 20s and 30s
That he got out of high school and like, "Time to be a prick about everything." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
That he got out of high school and like, "Time to be a ...
I'm not a Republican right now, but I can feel it. It grows. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
I'm not a Republican right now, but I can feel it. It g...
"Ugh." I've gotta fight it. Every day. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
"Ugh." I've gotta fight it. Every day.