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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

"Mermaids are white!" No, I like history, so it's coming

"Mermaids are white!" [audience laughs] "I'm 35, that's important to me!" [laughs] They are white, and-- [all laughing] I'm not joking on that one. [laughs] No, I like history, so it's coming

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"Mermaids are white!"
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[audience laughs]
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"I'm 35, that's important to me!"
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[laughs]
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They are white, and--
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[all laughing]
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I'm not joking on that one. [laughs]
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No, I like history, so it's coming.
Duration
24 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:46
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
I'm not a Republican now, but it's coming. There's no… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
I'm not a Republican now, but it's coming. There&#...
At night you do standup. During the day, I travel every weekend. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
At night you do standup. During the day, I travel every week...
Sometimes I like to visit, like, historical places throughout the country. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Sometimes I like to visit, like, historical places throughou...
-[man chuckles] -A couple summers ago-- - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
-[man chuckles] -A couple summers ago--
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:16
[audience laughs]
Uh, turns out, it was George Washington's plantation. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Uh, turns out, it was George Washington's plantation.
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
[audience laughs]
It's me… And if you've been there before, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
It's me… And if you've been there before,
They stay… Everyone else was in the 1700s. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
They stay… Everyone else was in the 1700s.
Like, I signed up for the tour, and my tour guide was Martha Washington. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
Like, I signed up for the tour, and my tour guide was Martha...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
[audience laughs]
I signed up for the tour, so me and Martha have to hang out together for 15 minutes - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
I signed up for the tour, so me and Martha have to hang out ...
I gotta make small talk with a woman - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
I gotta make small talk with a woman
I was just out there with her like, "Where's George Washington?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:28
I was just out there with her like, "Where's Georg...
And for real, I'm certain they thought I was a special needs man. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
And for real, I'm certain they thought I was a special ...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:14
[audience laughs]
And when I got out they were like, "Oh." - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
And when I got out they were like, "Oh."
You can always see my eyes, I got the eyes for it. It was sunny out… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:31
You can always see my eyes, I got the eyes for it. It was su...
Due to COVID restrictions at the time, we were not allowed to speak indoors. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
Due to COVID restrictions at the time, we were not allowed t...
All right? So for $36, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
All right? So for $36,