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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

"No." No, we hang out. I'm just not used to it.I'm not used to… I'm not used to hanging...

"No." [audience laughs] No, we hang out. I'm just not used to it.
I'm not used to… I'm not used to hanging out
with a woman all the time

Full Transcript

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"No."
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[audience laughs]
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No, we hang out. I'm just not used to it. I'm not used to…
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I'm not used to hanging out with a woman all the time.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:24
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
I'm not used to hanging out with women. I don't have any female friends. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
I'm not used to hanging out with women. I don't ha...
-You know? -[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
-You know? -[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
[audience laughs]
From your seats, that's not the most well-crafted joke. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
From your seats, that's not the most well-crafted joke.
"What do women do? Fold shit?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
"What do women do? Fold shit?"
I get to say something as dumb as, "What do women do? Fold shit?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:26
I get to say something as dumb as, "What do women do? F...
[audience cheering] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:12
[audience cheering]
Some dumb ogre on stage like, "Women are dumb, ah!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Some dumb ogre on stage like, "Women are dumb, ah!"...
I found this out from hanging out with my girlfriend, uh… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
I found this out from hanging out with my girlfriend, uh…
-Shame! What's that? [laughs] -[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
-Shame! What's that? [laughs] -[audience laughs]
I think women watching porn is having a negative effect on all of us. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
I think women watching porn is having a negative effect on a...
You know what I mean? We can't both - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
You know what I mean? We can't both
Have you fucked someone lately? Everyone thinks they're in a porn, dude. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Have you fucked someone lately? Everyone thinks they're...
Every time you fuck a lady, she's all… [makes guttural noises] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
Every time you fuck a lady, she's all… [makes guttural ...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
[audience laughs]
First off, if you're a dude and you're good at sex, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
First off, if you're a dude and you're good at sex...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
[audience laughs]
I'm saying it was bad enough already when it was just men watching porn, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
I'm saying it was bad enough already when it was just m...
It was bad enough when it was just me, coming in there, just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:22
It was bad enough when it was just me, coming in there, just...
Yeah, you can't do the cool moves you see in porn. Just have regular… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Yeah, you can't do the cool moves you see in porn. Just...