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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

That's the wor-- I never-- never even thought of that one,as like, "That could happen to...

That's the wor-- I never-- never even thought of that one,
as like, "That could happen to me." I spent my whole life thinking,
"Black guy, worst case on this--" [all laughing] And by the way, I mean that with all
due respect to the Black community, dude

Full Transcript

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That's the wor--
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I never-- never even thought of that one, as like, "That could happen to me."
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I spent my whole life thinking, "Black guy, worst case on this--"
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[all laughing]
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And by the way, I mean that with all due respect to the Black community, dude.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:41
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,AGI Entertainment Media & Management,Dad Sick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow up to Shane Gillis: Live in Austin special.
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
[audience laughs]
Other than, like, women in parking garages, they-- - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:10
Other than, like, women in parking garages, they--
See me lurking behind a pillar in there, just… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
See me lurking behind a pillar in there, just…
I do this thing, it's not a good thing, but whenever… whenever I'm dating a girl, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
I do this thing, it's not a good thing, but whenever… w...
-I per-- -[all laughing] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
-I per-- -[all laughing]
Normally it's like, "What does your ex do? He's a fucking substitute teacher?" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
Normally it's like, "What does your ex do? He'...
I'm walking around the apartment all day, just, "Pfft!" - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
I'm walking around the apartment all day, just, "P...
You know what I mean? Like, using night vision, sneaking up on guys… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:08
You know what I mean? Like, using night vision, sneaking up ...
[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
[audience laughs]
-Yeah. -[audience laughs] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
-Yeah. -[audience laughs]
Zero military training, dude. Those guys… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
Zero military training, dude. Those guys…
[all laughing] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
[all laughing]
They were pr-- They-- They filmed themselves using the monkey bars, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:13
They were pr-- They-- They filmed themselves using the monke...
[chuckles] - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
[chuckles]
If we're hanging out, I'll watch-- We watch-- I watch-- - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
If we're hanging out, I'll watch-- We watch-- I wa...
The whole fucking-- - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:07
The whole fucking--
Like, you can watch it-- We watched, like, three hours of the war in Iraq. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:06
Like, you can watch it-- We watched, like, three hours of th...
After the first hour, I found myself starting to cheer-- Not cheer, but, like… - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:11
After the first hour, I found myself starting to cheer-- Not...
Ever wonder how you would do out there? Watch those guys. - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:05
Ever wonder how you would do out there? Watch those guys.
The second shots are fired, there's no game plan, - Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 00:09
The second shots are fired, there's no game plan,