"Shanghai Knights" quotes

Shanghai Knights poster
When a Chinese rebel murders Chon's estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their way to London with revenge on their minds.

Director: David Dobkin
Writer: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar
Production: N/A
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $60,476,872
Released: 07 Feb 2003
Awards: 4 nominations

86 Clips

Just looking out for number one - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Just looking out for number one
One more - Shanghai Knights 00:03
One more
Artie Lin is not a killer - Shanghai Knights 00:09
Artie Lin is not a killer
L thought the food here was supposed to suck - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L thought the food here was supposed to suck
Hold it right there Rathboner - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Hold it right there Rathboner
Roy Come on - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Roy Come on
Just the man l was looking for - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Just the man l was looking for
You just ate the last chocolate - Shanghai Knights 00:07
You just ate the last chocolate
What's in it for you - Shanghai Knights 00:11
What's in it for you
This is hopeless - Shanghai Knights 00:07
This is hopeless
You look ridiculous - Shanghai Knights 00:07
You look ridiculous
Wait There's something different about this room - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Wait There's something different about this room
Damn it Remember your puzzle box Patience - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Damn it Remember your puzzle box Patience
What do you see - Shanghai Knights 00:20
What do you see
One time l sent him over the Great Wall - Shanghai Knights 00:08
One time l sent him over the Great Wall
Be careful - Shanghai Knights 00:07
Be careful
L look like a fool - Shanghai Knights 00:10
L look like a fool
You think you're so cool with your karate - Shanghai Knights 00:07
You think you're so cool with your karate
You have a great body - Shanghai Knights 00:08
You have a great body
L'm getting ready to launch a little thing - Shanghai Knights 00:06
L'm getting ready to launch a little thing
Lt's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yet - Shanghai Knights 00:18
Lt's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yet
Sorry sheriff No princess - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Sorry sheriff No princess
Okay and l'm not Roy O'Bannon - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Okay and l'm not Roy O'Bannon
Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial Seal - Shanghai Knights 00:06
Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial...
When l say that no matter how far you are from the throne - Shanghai Knights 00:08
When l say that no matter how far you are from the throne
L'm guessing by your hasty retreat - Shanghai Knights 00:06
L'm guessing by your hasty retreat
Put her down you decadent Philistine - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Put her down you decadent Philistine
L see a lot of myself in that kid - Shanghai Knights 00:07
L see a lot of myself in that kid
Who loves you baby - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Who loves you baby
You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country - Shanghai Knights 00:05
You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country
So why did you come back - Shanghai Knights 00:14
So why did you come back
Roy she's my baby sister - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Roy she's my baby sister
L am gonna break your neck - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L am gonna break your neck
Can l tell you something What - Shanghai Knights 00:11
Can l tell you something What
Slow down - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Slow down
Hey l'm walking here - Shanghai Knights 00:11
Hey l'm walking here
Look The queen - Shanghai Knights 00:06
Look The queen
Put her down Put her down - Shanghai Knights 00:37
Put her down Put her down
And think about your sister in England - Shanghai Knights 00:06
And think about your sister in England
L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the yard - Shanghai Knights 00:09
L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the yard
Oh this country blows - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Oh this country blows
Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your company - Shanghai Knights 00:24
Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your company
What else can you tell - Shanghai Knights 00:26
What else can you tell
Okay Chon - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Okay Chon
Roy there you are - Shanghai Knights 00:14
Roy there you are
Perhaps you could explain to me - Shanghai Knights 00:34
Perhaps you could explain to me
She's gonna fight my battles for me - Shanghai Knights 00:05
She's gonna fight my battles for me
The painting lt's looking at me - Shanghai Knights 00:08
The painting lt's looking at me
L've just been violated by a barnyard animal - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L've just been violated by a barnyard animal
But if you break her heart l'll break your legs - Shanghai Knights 00:07
But if you break her heart l'll break your legs
Wu Chow - Shanghai Knights 00:06
Wu Chow
We are wasting time We must find Rathbone - Shanghai Knights 00:09
We are wasting time We must find Rathbone
Spotted Dick sir What - Shanghai Knights 00:13
Spotted Dick sir What
Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly - Shanghai Knights 00:12
Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly
Must you keep doing that - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Must you keep doing that
They're parents We have parents that love us - Shanghai Knights 00:07
They're parents We have parents that love us
What are you reading - Shanghai Knights 00:12
What are you reading
Where are you taking her - Shanghai Knights 00:34
Where are you taking her
Just go ahead and drown me l don't care anymore - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Just go ahead and drown me l don't care anymore
Bloody tourists - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Bloody tourists
That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's paw - Shanghai Knights 00:11
That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's paw
Lt's just a rock with some gibberish on it - Shanghai Knights 00:06
Lt's just a rock with some gibberish on it
Roy you're about to die - Shanghai Knights 00:13
Roy you're about to die
Lord help me - Shanghai Knights 00:11
Lord help me
So what are we gonna do - Shanghai Knights 00:15
So what are we gonna do
Chon l got a confession to make - Shanghai Knights 00:37
Chon l got a confession to make
You just smashed my puzzle box - Shanghai Knights 00:08
You just smashed my puzzle box
Chon demons - Shanghai Knights 00:03
Chon demons
There's no sound - Shanghai Knights 00:17
There's no sound
A new thing they're starting out in California - Shanghai Knights 00:26
A new thing they're starting out in California
You're lucky l didn't invest - Shanghai Knights 00:09
You're lucky l didn't invest
For Father - Shanghai Knights 00:08
For Father
But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter gigolo - Shanghai Knights 00:08
But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter gigolo
Just to set the record straight - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Just to set the record straight
Look at you Look at you - Shanghai Knights 00:14
Look at you Look at you
He never speak the truth You know what l call him - Shanghai Knights 00:08
He never speak the truth You know what l call him
L call that one my kung pao chicken - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L call that one my kung pao chicken
Lt's a horrible name for a detective - Shanghai Knights 00:06
Lt's a horrible name for a detective
The English are not very friendly - Shanghai Knights 00:20
The English are not very friendly
Do whatever you want to the kid - Shanghai Knights 00:16
Do whatever you want to the kid
Who would leave a pile of stones in the middle of the field - Shanghai Knights 00:09
Who would leave a pile of stones in the middle of the field
You got any ideas - Shanghai Knights 00:14
You got any ideas
L just saved you - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L just saved you
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial Guard - Shanghai Knights 00:16
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial Guard
Hey uh Rathbone - Shanghai Knights 00:15
Hey uh Rathbone
L'll give you a discount - Shanghai Knights 00:09
L'll give you a discount

Cast

Chon Wang - Jackie Chan
Roy O'Bannon - Owen Wilson
Artie Doyle - Tom Fisher
Rathbone - Aidan Gillen
Chon Lin - Fann Wong
Wu Chow - Donnie Yen
Jack the Ripper - Oliver Cotton
Prostitute - Alison King
Fagin #1 - Jonathan Harvey
Street Preacher - Richard Haas
Debutante - Georgina Chapman
Server - John Owens
Master at Arms - Richard Bremmer
Chon Wang's Father - Kim Chan
Queen Victoria - Gemma Jones
Front Desk Clerk - Eric Meyers
Cigarette Girl - Daisy Beaumont
Head Waiter - Stephen Fisher
Deputy - Matt Hill
Shotgun - Terry Howson
Waiter - Ryan James
Lord Chancellor - Barry Stanton
Fagin #2 - Matthew Storey
Lead Boxer Liu - Tom Wu
Imperial Guard - Vincent Wang
Newspaper Boy - Charlie G. Hawkins
Rathbone Guard - Gerard Whelan
Rathbone Guard #2 - Rene Hajek
Palace Guard - Ho Ban Le
Palace Guard - Van Hai Bui
Old Man with Cane - Vladimír Hrbek
Old Couple, Man - Jirí Mojzís
Old Couple, Woman - Marta Andresová
Palace Guard with Rifle - David Listvan
Toothless Flower Girl - Petra Jezková
Debutante #3 - Barbara Nedeljakova
Debutante #4 - Eva Ruzicka
Cleopatra Model - Hanka Scudlová
Harpist - Hana Jouzová
Quartet - Tom Klar
Quartet - Jan Petrik
Quartet - Milolas Cech
Quartet - Karel Urban
Street Thug - Bradley James Allan
England Policeman - Paul Andreovski
Old Man - Nigel Davenport
American Tourist - David Decio
Villager - Ray Donn
Victorian Girl - Susie Duffy
Street Thug - James Embree
Boxer Swordsman - Jun He
Boxer Swordsman - Chung Chi Li
Additional ADR Voice - Robert Lin
Random Guy in Pillow Fight - Mirek Lux
Boxer Swordsman - Hyeon-jin Park
Boxer Swordsman - Gang Wu
Torch Thug on Boat -