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"Shanghai Knights" quotes

Shanghai Knights poster
When a Chinese rebel murders Chon's estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their way to London with revenge on their minds.

Director: David Dobkin
Writer: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $60,476,872
Released: 07 Feb 2003
Awards: 4 nominations

86 video clips

ProstituteRoy O'bannonChon WangChon LinFagin #1Wu ChowServerCharlie ChaplinChon Wang's FatherShotgunJack The Ripper
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial Guard - Shanghai Knights 00:16 What did your dad do Was he an lmperial Guard Do whatever you want to the kid - Shanghai Knights 00:16 Do whatever you want to the kid The English are not very friendly - Shanghai Knights 00:20 The English are not very friendly There's no sound - Shanghai Knights 00:17 There's no sound That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's paw - Shanghai Knights 00:11 That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's paw What are you reading - Shanghai Knights 00:12 What are you reading Spotted Dick sir What - Shanghai Knights 00:13 Spotted Dick sir What We are wasting time We must find Rathbone - Shanghai Knights 00:09 We are wasting time We must find Rathbone L've just been violated by a barnyard animal - Shanghai Knights 00:04 L've just been violated by a barnyard animal Perhaps you could explain to me - Shanghai Knights 00:34 Perhaps you could explain to me What else can you tell - Shanghai Knights 00:26 What else can you tell Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your company - Shanghai Knights 00:24 Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your company Slow down - Shanghai Knights 00:08 Slow down Lt's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yet - Shanghai Knights 00:18 Lt's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yet Artie Lin is not a killer - Shanghai Knights 00:09 Artie Lin is not a killer L'll give you a discount - Shanghai Knights 00:10 L'll give you a discount Hey uh Rathbone - Shanghai Knights 00:16 Hey uh Rathbone L just saved you - Shanghai Knights 00:05 L just saved you Chon l got a confession to make - Shanghai Knights 00:41 Chon l got a confession to make You got any ideas - Shanghai Knights 00:14 You got any ideas Who would leave a pile of stones in the middle of the field - Shanghai Knights 00:22 Who would leave a pile of stones in the middle of the field Lt's a horrible name for a detective - Shanghai Knights 00:06 Lt's a horrible name for a detective L call that one my kung pao chicken - Shanghai Knights 00:06 L call that one my kung pao chicken He never speak the truth You know what l call him - Shanghai Knights 00:08 He never speak the truth You know what l call him Look at you Look at you - Shanghai Knights 00:07 Look at you Look at you Just to set the record straight - Shanghai Knights 00:29 Just to set the record straight But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter gigolo - Shanghai Knights 00:28 But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter gigolo For Father - Shanghai Knights 00:08 For Father You're lucky l didn't invest - Shanghai Knights 00:08 You're lucky l didn't invest Chon demons - Shanghai Knights 00:03 Chon demons You just smashed my puzzle box - Shanghai Knights 00:08 You just smashed my puzzle box So what are we gonna do - Shanghai Knights 00:16 So what are we gonna do Lord help me - Shanghai Knights 00:12 Lord help me Roy you're about to die - Shanghai Knights 00:13 Roy you're about to die Lt's just a rock with some gibberish on it - Shanghai Knights 00:06 Lt's just a rock with some gibberish on it Bloody tourists - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Bloody tourists Just go ahead and drown me l don't care anymore - Shanghai Knights 00:06 Just go ahead and drown me l don't care anymore They're parents We have parents that love us - Shanghai Knights 00:07 They're parents We have parents that love us Must you keep doing that - Shanghai Knights 00:27 Must you keep doing that Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly - Shanghai Knights 00:13 Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the yard - Shanghai Knights 00:30 L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the yard Wu Chow - Shanghai Knights 00:03 Wu Chow But if you break her heart l'll break your legs - Shanghai Knights 00:08 But if you break her heart l'll break your legs The painting lt's looking at me - Shanghai Knights 00:24 The painting lt's looking at me She's gonna fight my battles for me - Shanghai Knights 00:04 She's gonna fight my battles for me Roy there you are - Shanghai Knights 00:14 Roy there you are Okay Chon - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Okay Chon Oh this country blows - Shanghai Knights 00:03 Oh this country blows And think about your sister in England - Shanghai Knights 00:06 And think about your sister in England Put her down Put her down - Shanghai Knights 00:44 Put her down Put her down Look The queen - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Look The queen Hey l'm walking here - Shanghai Knights 00:07 Hey l'm walking here Can l tell you something What - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Can l tell you something What L am gonna break your neck - Shanghai Knights 00:04 L am gonna break your neck Roy she's my baby sister - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Roy she's my baby sister So why did you come back - Shanghai Knights 00:14 So why did you come back You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country - Shanghai Knights 00:11 You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country Who loves you baby - Shanghai Knights 00:04 Who loves you baby L see a lot of myself in that kid - Shanghai Knights 00:05 L see a lot of myself in that kid Put her down you decadent Philistine - Shanghai Knights 00:04 Put her down you decadent Philistine L'm guessing by your hasty retreat - Shanghai Knights 00:06 L'm guessing by your hasty retreat When l say that no matter how far you are from the throne - Shanghai Knights 00:13 When l say that no matter how far you are from the throne Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial Seal - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial... Okay and l'm not Roy O'Bannon - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Okay and l'm not Roy O'Bannon Sorry sheriff No princess - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Sorry sheriff No princess L'm getting ready to launch a little thing - Shanghai Knights 00:06 L'm getting ready to launch a little thing You have a great body - Shanghai Knights 00:15 You have a great body You think you're so cool with your karate - Shanghai Knights 00:08 You think you're so cool with your karate L look like a fool - Shanghai Knights 00:10 L look like a fool Be careful - Shanghai Knights 00:07 Be careful One time l sent him over the Great Wall - Shanghai Knights 00:14 One time l sent him over the Great Wall What do you see - Shanghai Knights 00:15 What do you see Damn it Remember your puzzle box Patience - Shanghai Knights 00:04 Damn it Remember your puzzle box Patience Wait There's something different about this room - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Wait There's something different about this room You look ridiculous - Shanghai Knights 00:07 You look ridiculous This is hopeless - Shanghai Knights 00:07 This is hopeless What's in it for you - Shanghai Knights 00:12 What's in it for you You just ate the last chocolate - Shanghai Knights 01:11 You just ate the last chocolate Just the man l was looking for - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Just the man l was looking for Roy Come on - Shanghai Knights 00:04 Roy Come on Hold it right there Rathboner - Shanghai Knights 00:04 Hold it right there Rathboner L thought the food here was supposed to suck - Shanghai Knights 00:04 L thought the food here was supposed to suck One more - Shanghai Knights 00:03 One more Just looking out for number one - Shanghai Knights 00:05 Just looking out for number one

Cast

Chon Wang - Jackie Chan
Roy O'Bannon - Owen Wilson
Charlie - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Artie Doyle - Tom Fisher
Rathbone - Aidan Gillen
All Cast