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Chon l'm... You need the money to get backfor the funeral? No. I must go to England.The...

Chon l'm... You need the money to get backfor the funeral? No. I must go to England.The ship leaves tonight. Your father died in England? China. My sister followedthe murderer to London. Wait. Murderer.l'm a little bit mixed up. Let me see if I can getthe facts straight. You have a sister? You nevertold me you had a sister. ls she pretty or does she looklike you? Be honest. Roy I need my money! l don't likethat tone of voice. You think after all we've beenthrough l'd stiff you? l'm doing pretty wellfor myself. Yeah. -l'm sorry Roy.-That's okay. You're going througha really tough time right now. You got to be more trustingof people okay? Look at me.It's Roy. The couple at table 5is ready to order

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Chon l'm
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You need the money to get back for the funeral
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No I must go to England The ship leaves tonight
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Your father died in England
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China My sister followed the murderer to London
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Wait Murderer l'm a little bit mixed up
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Let me see if I can get the facts straight
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You have a sister You never told me you had a sister
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ls she pretty or does she look like you Be honest
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Roy I need my money
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l don't like that tone of voice
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You think after all we've been through l'd stiff you
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l'm doing pretty well for myself
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Yeah
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l'm sorry Roy That's okay
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You're going through a really tough time right now
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You got to be more trusting of people okay
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Look at me It's Roy
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The couple at table 5 is ready to order
Available in 4 languages
Duration
48 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:58
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
All Knight Productions,Spyglass Entertainment,Touchstone Pictures,Birnbaum/Barber Productions,JCE Movies

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Movie Summary

When a Chinese rebel murders Chon's estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their way to London with revenge on their minds.
Do you work here? - Shanghai Knights 00:10
Do you work here?
It's the craziest thing. - Shanghai Knights 00:35
It's the craziest thing.
Put her down you decadent Philistine - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Put her down you decadent Philistine
Howdy big boy. - Shanghai Knights 00:06
Howdy big boy.
What? There's a woman in there! She wants me to sleep with her. Of course she does. l told her the G - Shanghai Knights 00:27
What? There's a woman in there! She wants me to sleep...
There's a woman in there She wants me to sleep with herOf course she doesl told her the Great Wall ain't the only big thingcoming out of ChinaWhy did you say that So you could get the moneyl will not sleep with women for moneyWhyl'm gonna sleep with her - Shanghai Knights 00:24
There's a woman in there She wants me to sleep with...
And think about your sister in EnglandWhat Roy - Shanghai Knights 00:06
And think about your sister in EnglandWhat Roy
Good evening Mr. - Shanghai Knights 00:11
Good evening Mr.
Roy? Roy you got trouble. Roy! l got to check on something. l'll be right back. Chon new plan. We go - Shanghai Knights 01:01
Roy? Roy you got trouble. Roy! l got to check on something....
But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter gigoloWhere's the future in that - Shanghai Knights 00:08
But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter...
So what's the plan? - Shanghai Knights 00:20
So what's the plan?
Cops Cops They can help usNo no Chon not these copsThese are dirty cops They take advantage of peopleNow if they stop us remember l'm not Roy O'BannonWho are youl'm your friend Smoky Desperado from the WestAnd who am lYou You're BenihanaBenihana YeahYou - Shanghai Knights 00:36
Cops Cops They can help usNo no Chon not these copsThese are...
-Cops! Cops! -They can help us. No no. Chon not these cops. These are dirty cops. They take advantag - Shanghai Knights 00:40
-Cops! Cops! -They can help us. No no. Chon not these cops....
Chon demons - Shanghai Knights 00:03
Chon demons
Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial Seal - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial...
Psst! Chon! Come on. Stop wasting time. - Shanghai Knights 00:07
Psst! Chon! Come on. Stop wasting time.
You! Chon I found our ticket out of here. ROY: We're on our way. Looks like old Roy came through aga - Shanghai Knights 00:18
You! Chon I found our ticket out of here. ROY: We're on...
Yeah just like old times. - Shanghai Knights 00:22
Yeah just like old times.
You're lucky I didn't investin that ridiculous automobile ideaYeah that's gonna make a lot of money - Shanghai Knights 00:09
You're lucky I didn't investin that ridiculous...
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial GuardNoMuch more importantHe was the keeper of the lmperial SealThat's what I love about ChinaEverybody's job description sounds so damn cool - Shanghai Knights 00:16
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial GuardNoMuch more...