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Shanghai Knights

Tell that to the eel swimming up my ass!

[Wang is trying to save Roy who is tied up under water. All we can hear are their garbled voices. Subtitles appear on screen] Roy:
Where have you been? Chon Wang:
I was busy. Roy:
Unbelievable! Chon Wang:
Patience, Roy. Roy:
Tell that to the eel swimming up my ass!

Full Transcript

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What are you reading
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Oh Roy O'Bannon vs The Mummy
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lt's incredible
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Roy's just taken out the Mummy's entire army
Duration
12 seconds
Views
306
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:45
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2022
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
All Knight Productions,Spyglass Entertainment,Touchstone Pictures,Birnbaum/Barber Productions,JCE Movies

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Movie Summary

When a Chinese rebel murders Chon's estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their way to London with revenge on their minds.

Actors

Jackie Chan
Chon Wang
Jackie Chan
L thought the food here was supposed to suck - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L thought the food here was supposed to suck
Look at you Look at youWhat brings you to New York My share of the goldRefresh my memory What goldThe emperor's goldOkay now that gold is in - Shanghai Knights 00:14
Look at you Look at youWhat brings you to New York My share...
Put her down you decadent Philistine - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Put her down you decadent Philistine
But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter gigoloWhere's the future in that - Shanghai Knights 00:08
But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter...
Chon demons - Shanghai Knights 00:03
Chon demons
Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial Seal - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial...
You're lucky I didn't investin that ridiculous automobile ideaYeah that's gonna make a lot of money - Shanghai Knights 00:09
You're lucky I didn't investin that ridiculous...
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial GuardNoMuch more importantHe was the keeper of the lmperial SealThat's what I love about ChinaEverybody's job description sounds so damn cool - Shanghai Knights 00:16
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial GuardNoMuch more...
It's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yetWhat do you meanGet a hammer and smash it open so you can see what it saysl must have patienceBy the time l'm able to open itl will be ready to read the messageCome on ConfuciusThat's the corniest thing l've - Shanghai Knights 00:18
It's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yetWhat...
The English are not very friendlyThey're just sore losersWhat did they loseA little thing called the American Revolution ChonNever heard of itl'll give you the highlightsThey came over with about a million menWe had a bunch of farmers with pitchforksand - Shanghai Knights 00:20
The English are not very friendlyThey're just sore...
Hey! l'm walking here! - Shanghai Knights 00:13
Hey! l'm walking here!
Do whatever you want to the kid - Shanghai Knights 00:16
Do whatever you want to the kid
L call that one my kung pao chicken - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L call that one my kung pao chicken
L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the yardThis isn't a yard It's a jail - Shanghai Knights 00:09
L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the...
What else can you tellThe owner of this watch is a bad gamblerand a lousy shotAlthough he's cheated death several timeshe spends most of his life wandering in a rather patheticand futile search for purpose and respectOh yesHe has a penchant for loose - Shanghai Knights 00:26
What else can you tellThe owner of this watch is a bad...
Just to set the record straightRoy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose womenLoose women are attracted to me - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Just to set the record straightRoy O'Bannon is not...
Artie Lin is not a killerShe's just a really really really hotconfused Chinese girl - Shanghai Knights 00:09
Artie Lin is not a killerShe's just a really really...
The queenLook The queenShe's mooning us - Shanghai Knights 00:07
The queenLook The queenShe's mooning us
You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country - Shanghai Knights 00:05
You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country
Oh this country blows - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Oh this country blows