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Shanghai Knights

Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah,...

Roy:Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money

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You're lucky I didn't invest
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in that ridiculous automobile idea
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Yeah that's gonna make a lot of money
Available in 4 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
332
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:58
Uploaded
Dec 04, 2022
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
All Knight Productions,Spyglass Entertainment,Touchstone Pictures,Birnbaum/Barber Productions,JCE Movies

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Movie Summary

When a Chinese rebel murders Chon's estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their way to London with revenge on their minds.

Actors

Owen Wilson
Roy O'bannon
Owen Wilson
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial GuardNoMuch more importantHe was the keeper of the lmperial SealThat's what I love about ChinaEverybody's job description sounds so damn cool - Shanghai Knights 00:16
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial GuardNoMuch more...
It's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yetWhat do you meanGet a hammer and smash it open so you can see what it saysl must have patienceBy the time l'm able to open itl will be ready to read the messageCome on ConfuciusThat's the corniest thing l've - Shanghai Knights 00:18
It's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yetWhat...
The English are not very friendlyThey're just sore losersWhat did they loseA little thing called the American Revolution ChonNever heard of itl'll give you the highlightsThey came over with about a million menWe had a bunch of farmers with pitchforksand - Shanghai Knights 00:20
The English are not very friendlyThey're just sore...
Hey! l'm walking here! - Shanghai Knights 00:13
Hey! l'm walking here!
Do whatever you want to the kid - Shanghai Knights 00:16
Do whatever you want to the kid
L call that one my kung pao chicken - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L call that one my kung pao chicken
L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the yardThis isn't a yard It's a jail - Shanghai Knights 00:09
L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the...
What else can you tellThe owner of this watch is a bad gamblerand a lousy shotAlthough he's cheated death several timeshe spends most of his life wandering in a rather patheticand futile search for purpose and respectOh yesHe has a penchant for loose - Shanghai Knights 00:26
What else can you tellThe owner of this watch is a bad...
Just to set the record straightRoy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose womenLoose women are attracted to me - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Just to set the record straightRoy O'Bannon is not...
Artie Lin is not a killerShe's just a really really really hotconfused Chinese girl - Shanghai Knights 00:09
Artie Lin is not a killerShe's just a really really...
The queenLook The queenShe's mooning us - Shanghai Knights 00:07
The queenLook The queenShe's mooning us
You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country - Shanghai Knights 00:05
You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country
Oh this country blows - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Oh this country blows
You just ate the last chocolateCourse I didYou gotta look out for number one - Shanghai Knights 00:07
You just ate the last chocolateCourse I didYou gotta look...
We are wasting time We must find RathboneWhat do you think l've been doingSitting here drinking expensive hoochRefill - Shanghai Knights 00:09
We are wasting time We must find RathboneWhat do you think...
Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your companyat the jubilee ballin honor of Her Majesty's 50th year on the throneSounds goodIt doesn't address securityThey're not gonna let Chon and lwaltz into the castleAll you need is a proper disguisel do - Shanghai Knights 00:24
Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your companyat...
L look like a foolWhat You're a maharaja That's lndian royaltyBut l'm Chinese It's the same thing - Shanghai Knights 00:10
L look like a foolWhat You're a maharaja That's...
When I say that no matter how far you are from the throneyou'll always be number one in our hearts - Shanghai Knights 00:08
When I say that no matter how far you are from the...
Spotted Dick sir WhatSpotted DickCan you believe this guyl'm trying to get something to eatHe's asking me if I got the clap - Shanghai Knights 00:13
Spotted Dick sir WhatSpotted DickCan you believe this...
He just pulled a fancy dragon key out of his desk. - Shanghai Knights 00:14
He just pulled a fancy dragon key out of his desk.