Shanghai Noon quotes

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A Chinese man travels to the Wild West to rescue a kidnapped Princess. After teaming up with a train robber, the unlikely duo takes on a Chinese traitor and his corrupt boss.

Director: Tom Dey
Writer: Miles Millar, Alfred Gough
Production: Roger Birnbaum Productions, Touchstone Pictures, Jackie Chan Films, Spyglass Entertainment
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $56,937,502
Released: 26 May 2000
Awards: 1 win & 7 nominations.


55 Clips & Quotes

Who's the pretty lady - Shanghai Noon 00:18 Who's the pretty lady I'm not from Shanghai - Shanghai Noon 00:18 I'm not from Shanghai The Shanghai Kid - Shanghai Noon 00:18 The Shanghai Kid Mighty impressive hardware you packin' there - Shanghai Noon 00:30 Mighty impressive hardware you packin' there I've calculated the speed of the train and the speed of our horses - Shanghai Noon 00:49 I've calculated the speed of the train and the speed of our... I  am  like a wild horse - Shanghai Noon 00:46 I am like a wild horse He's gonna kill ya - Shanghai Noon 00:11 He's gonna kill ya I've heard all about the Emperor - Shanghai Noon 00:42 I've heard all about the Emperor I am invincible - Shanghai Noon 00:10 I am invincible Give me the book back - Shanghai Noon 00:50 Give me the book back Touch that gun and I'll blow your goddamn head off - Shanghai Noon 00:53 Touch that gun and I'll blow your goddamn head off What are you doing - Shanghai Noon 00:53 What are you doing Not  piss shirt bend bar - Shanghai Noon 00:19 Not piss shirt bend bar I feel like there's this gap between us - Shanghai Noon 00:34 I feel like there's this gap between us First time you ever see an outlaw - Shanghai Noon 00:28 First time you ever see an outlaw They're not like any Injuns I ever seen - Shanghai Noon 00:22 They're not like any Injuns I ever seen That's beautiful - Shanghai Noon 00:17 That's beautiful We stick together - Shanghai Noon 00:17 We stick together But you're getting really close - Shanghai Noon 00:40 But you're getting really close I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China - Shanghai Noon 00:40 I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China Whatever you think I'm going to do for you - Shanghai Noon 00:16 Whatever you think I'm going to do for you Where did you get this guy - Shanghai Noon 00:12 Where did you get this guy I don't know karate - Shanghai Noon 00:18 I don't know karate It's a Mexican standoff - Shanghai Noon 00:18 It's a Mexican standoff I think you look great - Shanghai Noon 00:51 I think you look great He took the gold - Shanghai Noon 00:16 He took the gold Best of luck to you - Shanghai Noon 03:41 Best of luck to you Here give me the dynamite - Shanghai Noon 00:17 Here give me the dynamite We're not pinatas - Shanghai Noon 00:11 We're not pinatas That's not how we wing it - Shanghai Noon 00:25 That's not how we wing it You gave me bad directions - Shanghai Noon 00:23 You gave me bad directions One thing about the Chinese - Shanghai Noon 00:17 One thing about the Chinese It's a miracle - Shanghai Noon 00:13 It's a miracle This is the West - Shanghai Noon 00:23 This is the West Is that relaxed - Shanghai Noon 00:16 Is that relaxed You're a good outlaw - Shanghai Noon 00:27 You're a good outlaw You did not want to cut his hair off - Shanghai Noon 00:14 You did not want to cut his hair off Maybe we should let bygones be bygones - Shanghai Noon 00:29 Maybe we should let bygones be bygones Reach for the sky - Shanghai Noon 00:22 Reach for the sky It's unbelievable - Shanghai Noon 00:22 It's unbelievable How the hell did that happen - Shanghai Noon 00:13 How the hell did that happen The thing about your husband - Shanghai Noon 00:33 The thing about your husband You killed my uncle - Shanghai Noon 00:35 You killed my uncle He was one of your bandits - Shanghai Noon 00:35 He was one of your bandits Fight with honor - Shanghai Noon 00:10 Fight with honor Let me put it this way - Shanghai Noon 00:20 Let me put it this way Nothing personal - Shanghai Noon 00:10 Nothing personal Never touch my queue - Shanghai Noon 00:11 Never touch my queue Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel - Shanghai Noon 00:20 Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel What happened my horse - Shanghai Noon 00:12 What happened my horse These guns are really weird - Shanghai Noon 00:13 These guns are really weird Work your magic - Shanghai Noon 00:10 Work your magic He just blew the shit out of our fruits - Shanghai Noon 00:15 He just blew the shit out of our fruits This is serious - Shanghai Noon 00:21 This is serious When the shirt gets wet - Shanghai Noon 00:29 When the shirt gets wet

Cast

Chon Wang - Jackie Chan
Roy O'Bannon - Owen Wilson
Princess Pei Pei - Lucy Liu
Indian Wife - Brandon Merrill
Lo Fong - Roger Yuan
Van Cleef - Xander Berkeley
Imperial Guard - Rongguang Yu
Imperial Guard - Cui Ya Hui
Imperial Guard - Eric Chen
Andrews - Jason Connery
Wallace - Walton Goggins
Vasquez - Rafael Báez
Hooker in Distress - Stacy Grant
Royal Interpreter - Henry O
Sioux Chief - Russell Badger
Little Feather - Simon Baker
Chief's Sidekick - Sam Simon
Saddle Rock Sheriff - A.C. Peterson
Saddle Rock Deputy - Rad Daly
Van Cleef Deputy - Lee Jay Bamberry
Van Cleef Deputy - Stephen Strachan
Van Cleef Deputy - Tim Koetting
Jedadiah - Rick Ash
Jedadiah's Wife - Valerie Planche
Saloon Bartender - Tom Heaton
Saloon Gambler - James Baker
Saloon Gambler - Jim Shield
Saloon Gambler - Mike Mitchell
Saloon Gambler - Shayne Wyler
Saddle Rock Townfolk - Ben Salter
Saddle Rock Townfolk - Terry King
Saddle Rock Townfolk - Michelle Fansett
Carson City Townfolk - Joyce Doolittle
Carson City Townfolk - Randy Birch
Carson City Townfolk - Andrew Krivanek
Apothecary Shopkeeper - Christopher Hunt
Margie - Jody Thompson
Dream Sequence Hooker - Eliza Norbury
Dream Sequence Hooker - Kendall Saunders
Train Passenger - Andrew Bosch
Train Passenger - Christy Greene
Train Passenger - Brian Gromoff
Train Passenger - Jim Finkbeiner
Pei Pei's Father - Tseng Chang
Emperor's Cousin - Sherman Chao
Emperor - Regent Or
Saloon Cowboy - John Heywood
Saloon Cowboy - Harold Courchene
Saloon Cowboy - George Exelby
Saloon Cowboy - John Glawson
Drunken Doctor - Howard Rothschild
Chief's Entourage - Micheal Auger
Chief's Entourage - Stan Isadore
Chief's Entourage - Wacey Labelle
Chinese Water Woman - Grace Lu
Hangman - Melvin Skales
Opera Performer - May Louie
Opera Performer - Kar Kut Yeung
Opera Performer - Ted Lim
Opera Performer - Lun Wong Tik
Opera Performer - Chun Leung Kwai
Opera Performer - Henry Louie
Bordello Doorman - James Carver
Blind Driver - Dallas Dorchester
Blind Driver - Jason Glass
Blonde on Train - Lisa Stafford
Tribes woman - Carla
Dim Sum Girl #1 - Olivia Cheng
Train Passenger Cowboy - James Gosteli
Extra - Archie Kan
Railway Worker - Larry Lam
Chinese Worker - Elise Lew
Chinese Worker - Tong Lung
Dream Sequence Hooker - Jenafor Ryane
Medicine Man - Cliff Solomon
Kid with Tomatoes - Michael Tod
Saloon Fighter - Biao Yuen