Shanghai Noon quotes

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A 19th century Western. Chon Wang is a clumsy Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China. When Princess Pei Pei is kidnapped from the Forbidden City, Wang feels personally responsible and insists on joining the guards sent to rescue the Princess, who has been whisked away to the United States. In Nevada and hot on the trail of the kidnappers, Wang is separated from the group and soon finds himself an unlikely partner with Roy O'Bannon, a small time robber with delusions of grandeur. Together, the two forge onto one misadventure after another.

Director: Tom Dey
Writer: Miles Millar, Alfred Gough
Production: Roger Birnbaum Productions, Touchstone Pictures, Jackie Chan Films, Spyglass Entertainment
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $56,937,502
Released: 26 May 2000
Awards: 1 win & 7 nominations.


55 Clips & Quotes

Who's the pretty lady - Shanghai Noon 00:18 Who's the pretty lady I'm not from Shanghai - Shanghai Noon 00:18 I'm not from Shanghai The Shanghai Kid - Shanghai Noon 00:18 The Shanghai Kid Mighty impressive hardware you packin' there - Shanghai Noon 00:30 Mighty impressive hardware you packin' there I've calculated the speed of the train and the speed of our horses - Shanghai Noon 00:49 I've calculated the speed of the train and the speed of our... I  am  like a wild horse - Shanghai Noon 00:46 I am like a wild horse He's gonna kill ya - Shanghai Noon 00:11 He's gonna kill ya I've heard all about the Emperor - Shanghai Noon 00:42 I've heard all about the Emperor I am invincible - Shanghai Noon 00:10 I am invincible Give me the book back - Shanghai Noon 00:50 Give me the book back Touch that gun and I'll blow your goddamn head off - Shanghai Noon 00:53 Touch that gun and I'll blow your goddamn head off What are you doing - Shanghai Noon 00:53 What are you doing Not  piss shirt bend bar - Shanghai Noon 00:19 Not piss shirt bend bar I feel like there's this gap between us - Shanghai Noon 00:34 I feel like there's this gap between us First time you ever see an outlaw - Shanghai Noon 00:28 First time you ever see an outlaw They're not like any Injuns I ever seen - Shanghai Noon 00:22 They're not like any Injuns I ever seen That's beautiful - Shanghai Noon 00:17 That's beautiful We stick together - Shanghai Noon 00:17 We stick together But you're getting really close - Shanghai Noon 00:40 But you're getting really close I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China - Shanghai Noon 00:40 I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China Whatever you think I'm going to do for you - Shanghai Noon 00:16 Whatever you think I'm going to do for you Where did you get this guy - Shanghai Noon 00:12 Where did you get this guy I don't know karate - Shanghai Noon 00:18 I don't know karate It's a Mexican standoff - Shanghai Noon 00:18 It's a Mexican standoff I think you look great - Shanghai Noon 00:51 I think you look great He took the gold - Shanghai Noon 00:16 He took the gold Best of luck to you - Shanghai Noon 03:41 Best of luck to you Here give me the dynamite - Shanghai Noon 00:17 Here give me the dynamite We're not pinatas - Shanghai Noon 00:11 We're not pinatas That's not how we wing it - Shanghai Noon 00:25 That's not how we wing it You gave me bad directions - Shanghai Noon 00:23 You gave me bad directions One thing about the Chinese - Shanghai Noon 00:17 One thing about the Chinese It's a miracle - Shanghai Noon 00:13 It's a miracle This is the West - Shanghai Noon 00:23 This is the West Is that relaxed - Shanghai Noon 00:16 Is that relaxed You're a good outlaw - Shanghai Noon 00:27 You're a good outlaw You did not want to cut his hair off - Shanghai Noon 00:14 You did not want to cut his hair off Maybe we should let bygones be bygones - Shanghai Noon 00:29 Maybe we should let bygones be bygones Reach for the sky - Shanghai Noon 00:22 Reach for the sky It's unbelievable - Shanghai Noon 00:22 It's unbelievable How the hell did that happen - Shanghai Noon 00:13 How the hell did that happen The thing about your husband - Shanghai Noon 00:33 The thing about your husband You killed my uncle - Shanghai Noon 00:35 You killed my uncle He was one of your bandits - Shanghai Noon 00:35 He was one of your bandits Fight with honor - Shanghai Noon 00:10 Fight with honor Let me put it this way - Shanghai Noon 00:20 Let me put it this way Nothing personal - Shanghai Noon 00:10 Nothing personal Never touch my queue - Shanghai Noon 00:11 Never touch my queue Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel - Shanghai Noon 00:20 Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel What happened my horse - Shanghai Noon 00:12 What happened my horse These guns are really weird - Shanghai Noon 00:13 These guns are really weird Work your magic - Shanghai Noon 00:10 Work your magic He just blew the shit out of our fruits - Shanghai Noon 00:15 He just blew the shit out of our fruits This is serious - Shanghai Noon 00:21 This is serious When the shirt gets wet - Shanghai Noon 00:29 When the shirt gets wet

Cast

Chon Wang - Jackie Chan
Roy O'Bannon - Owen Wilson
Princess Pei Pei - Lucy Liu
Indian Wife - Brandon Merrill
Lo Fong - Roger Yuan
Van Cleef - Xander Berkeley
Imperial Guard - Rongguang Yu
Imperial Guard - Cui Ya Hui
Imperial Guard - Eric Chen
Andrews - Jason Connery
Wallace - Walton Goggins
Vasquez - Rafael Báez
Hooker in Distress - Stacy Grant
Royal Interpreter - Henry O
Sioux Chief - Russell Badger
Little Feather - Simon Baker
Chief's Sidekick - Sam Simon
Saddle Rock Sheriff - A.C. Peterson
Saddle Rock Deputy - Rad Daly
Van Cleef Deputy - Lee Jay Bamberry
Van Cleef Deputy - Stephen Strachan
Van Cleef Deputy - Tim Koetting
Jedadiah - Rick Ash
Jedadiah's Wife - Valerie Planche
Saloon Bartender - Tom Heaton
Saloon Gambler - James Baker
Saloon Gambler - Jim Shield
Saloon Gambler - Mike Mitchell
Saloon Gambler - Shayne Wyler
Saddle Rock Townfolk - Ben Salter
Saddle Rock Townfolk - Terry King
Saddle Rock Townfolk - Michelle Fansett
Carson City Townfolk - Joyce Doolittle
Carson City Townfolk - Randy Birch
Carson City Townfolk - Andrew Krivanek
Apothecary Shopkeeper - Christopher Hunt
Margie - Jody Thompson
Dream Sequence Hooker - Eliza Norbury
Dream Sequence Hooker - Kendall Saunders
Train Passenger - Andrew Bosch
Train Passenger - Christy Greene
Train Passenger - Brian Gromoff
Train Passenger - Jim Finkbeiner
Pei Pei's Father - Tseng Chang
Emperor's Cousin - Sherman Chao
Emperor - Regent Or
Saloon Cowboy - John Heywood
Saloon Cowboy - Harold Courchene
Saloon Cowboy - George Exelby
Saloon Cowboy - John Glawson
Drunken Doctor - Howard Rothschild
Chief's Entourage - Micheal Auger
Chief's Entourage - Stan Isadore
Chief's Entourage - Wacey Labelle
Chinese Water Woman - Grace Lu
Hangman - Melvin Skales
Opera Performer - May Louie
Opera Performer - Kar Kut Yeung
Opera Performer - Ted Lim
Opera Performer - Lun Wong Tik
Opera Performer - Chun Leung Kwai
Opera Performer - Henry Louie
Bordello Doorman - James Carver
Blind Driver - Dallas Dorchester
Blind Driver - Jason Glass
Blonde on Train - Lisa Stafford
Tribes woman - Carla
Dim Sum Girl #1 - Olivia Cheng
Train Passenger Cowboy - James Gosteli
Extra - Archie Kan
Railway Worker - Larry Lam
Chinese Worker - Elise Lew
Chinese Worker - Tong Lung
Dream Sequence Hooker - Jenafor Ryane
Medicine Man - Cliff Solomon
Kid with Tomatoes - Michael Tod
Saloon Fighter - Biao Yuen