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"Shanghai Noon" quotes

Shanghai Noon poster
A Chinese man travels to the Wild West to rescue a kidnapped Princess. After teaming up with a train robber, the unlikely duo takes on a Chinese traitor and his corrupt boss.

Director: Tom Dey
Writer: Miles Millar, Alfred Gough
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $56,937,502
Released: 26 May 2000
Awards: 1 win & 7 nominations

76 video clips

Roy O'bannonChon WangRoy O'bannonMedicine ManBlueJedediahSioux ChiefPrincess Pei PeiImperial GuardWallaceLo Fong
Who's the pretty lady - Shanghai Noon 00:09 Who's the pretty lady If it ain't the Shanghai Kid - Shanghai Noon 00:04 If it ain't the Shanghai Kid See I told you so No you said Wet shirt don't break - Shanghai Noon 00:07 See I told you so No you said Wet shirt don't break Mighty impressive hardware you're packin' - Shanghai Noon 00:10 Mighty impressive hardware you're packin' I am like a wild horse You can't tame me - Shanghai Noon 00:18 I am like a wild horse You can't tame me THINKING Oh come on Roy You can do it - Shanghai Noon 00:06 THINKING Oh come on Roy You can do it Now pay attention 'cause I don't want any mistakes - Shanghai Noon 00:29 Now pay attention 'cause I don't want any mistakes Yeah John I heard all about the emperor - Shanghai Noon 00:17 Yeah John I heard all about the emperor They don't look like any lnjuns I ever seen Jedediah - Shanghai Noon 00:08 They don't look like any lnjuns I ever seen Jedediah Let me out Give me the book back - Shanghai Noon 00:16 Let me out Give me the book back Wait Stop Where did you get this guy - Shanghai Noon 00:08 Wait Stop Where did you get this guy Oh yeah Oh yeah How do I look - Shanghai Noon 00:30 Oh yeah Oh yeah How do I look You You gave me bad directions - Shanghai Noon 00:10 You You gave me bad directions I wish you could understand what I feel like there's this gap between us - Shanghai Noon 00:18 I wish you could understand what I feel like there's... First time you've seen an outlaw - Shanghai Noon 00:15 First time you've seen an outlaw I am invincible - Shanghai Noon 00:04 I am invincible I'll tell you another thing - Shanghai Noon 00:27 I'll tell you another thing So who are you - Shanghai Noon 00:27 So who are you But when I look at you - Shanghai Noon 00:36 But when I look at you Come on We're men We're not pinatas - Shanghai Noon 00:04 Come on We're men We're not pinatas This is the West - Shanghai Noon 00:19 This is the West I'm so lost John - Shanghai Noon 00:16 I'm so lost John You blew it You blew it man - Shanghai Noon 00:09 You blew it You blew it man Maybe we should let bygones be bygones - Shanghai Noon 00:11 Maybe we should let bygones be bygones Reach for the sky O'Bannon LAUGHING - Shanghai Noon 00:10 Reach for the sky O'Bannon LAUGHING WALLACE CONTINUES SHOUTING No we stick together We are partners - Shanghai Noon 00:10 WALLACE CONTINUES SHOUTING No we stick together We are... John John - Shanghai Noon 00:37 John John How the hell did that happen - Shanghai Noon 00:04 How the hell did that happen You killed my uncle Bull - Shanghai Noon 00:13 You killed my uncle Bull Whatever you think I'm going to do for you - Shanghai Noon 00:09 Whatever you think I'm going to do for you Reach for the sky ladies and gentlemen - Shanghai Noon 00:20 Reach for the sky ladies and gentlemen How about that It's a Mexican standoff - Shanghai Noon 00:10 How about that It's a Mexican standoff I don't know karate but I know crazy and I will use it - Shanghai Noon 00:06 I don't know karate but I know crazy and I will use it He took the gold - Shanghai Noon 00:23 He took the gold Give me the dynamite Give me the dynamite - Shanghai Noon 00:07 Give me the dynamite Give me the dynamite I gotta get rid of my outlaw name That's not gonna work anymore - Shanghai Noon 00:13 I gotta get rid of my outlaw name That's not gonna work... No more winging it Stop Come on Big 'Un - Shanghai Noon 00:06 No more winging it Stop Come on Big 'Un Fight with honor You will win - Shanghai Noon 00:05 Fight with honor You will win One thing about the Chinese Mr Andrews - Shanghai Noon 00:12 One thing about the Chinese Mr Andrews It's a miracle - Shanghai Noon 00:15 It's a miracle Just relax - Shanghai Noon 00:10 Just relax Never touch my queue - Shanghai Noon 00:03 Never touch my queue You blew it John - Shanghai Noon 00:11 You blew it John What happened to my horse Is he dead - Shanghai Noon 00:07 What happened to my horse Is he dead Thing about your husband and this is nothing against him - Shanghai Noon 00:10 Thing about your husband and this is nothing against him This is serious you know - Shanghai Noon 00:09 This is serious you know I like your energy but I'm not with you - Shanghai Noon 00:09 I like your energy but I'm not with you Hey Hey - Shanghai Noon 00:09 Hey Hey Let me put it this way - Shanghai Noon 00:07 Let me put it this way Nothing personal boys - Shanghai Noon 00:04 Nothing personal boys These guns are really weird - Shanghai Noon 00:04 These guns are really weird Come on out little Roy Work your magic - Shanghai Noon 00:05 Come on out little Roy Work your magic Roy you just blew the shit out of our fruits - Shanghai Noon 00:06 Roy you just blew the shit out of our fruits I don't wanna ride with you - Shanghai Noon 00:10 I don't wanna ride with you URGES HORSES - Shanghai Noon 00:07 URGES HORSES Now people start looking at you funny - Shanghai Noon 00:12 Now people start looking at you funny This is the West - Shanghai Noon 00:15 This is the West The gold Was the gold on the train - Shanghai Noon 00:26 The gold Was the gold on the train Get in here - Shanghai Noon 00:08 Get in here What happened - Shanghai Noon 00:08 What happened This is not a proper hiding place - Shanghai Noon 00:04 This is not a proper hiding place ROY That's right Johnny Wayne is here - Shanghai Noon 00:10 ROY That's right Johnny Wayne is here Come on You gotta be able to laugh at stuff like that - Shanghai Noon 00:25 Come on You gotta be able to laugh at stuff like that There's more to life than money I hope you learn that one day - Shanghai Noon 00:12 There's more to life than money I hope you learn that... Is that her - Shanghai Noon 00:17 Is that her Holy crap The vultures are eating my head - Shanghai Noon 00:11 Holy crap The vultures are eating my head Why don't you turn and face me like a man - Shanghai Noon 00:15 Why don't you turn and face me like a man Shalom Oh Let's go - Shanghai Noon 00:07 Shalom Oh Let's go Reach for the sky baldy - Shanghai Noon 00:05 Reach for the sky baldy A 2 000 year old civilization that's all you can come up with - Shanghai Noon 00:12 A 2 000 year old civilization that's all you can come...

Cast

Chon Wang - Jackie Chan
Roy O'Bannon - Owen Wilson
Princess Pei Pei - Lucy Liu
Indian Wife - Brandon Merrill
Lo Fong - Roger Yuan
All Cast