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"Shanghai Surprise" quotes

Shanghai Surprise poster
Shanghai, 1938: A missionary woman hires a fortune hunter to help her find 1100 lbs. opium lost, as wounded need the morphine. Adventure and romance follows.

Director: Jim Goddard
Writer: John Kohn, Robert Bentley, Tony Kenrick
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, crime
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 16/100
ImdbRating: 3.2
BoxOffice: $2,315,683
Released: 29 Aug 1986
Awards: 1 win & 6 nominations

28 Clips

Ho ChongGloria TatlockGlendon WaseyChina DollWillie TuttleWalter Faraday"mr. Burns"China Doll's MaidMei GanJoe Go
CHUCKLES And you reverend lady - Shanghai Surprise 00:22 CHUCKLES And you reverend lady You say you wish to help my country - Shanghai Surprise 00:15 You say you wish to help my country WILLIE You're cracked Walter You're nuts - Shanghai Surprise 00:34 WILLIE You're cracked Walter You're nuts Miss Tatlock - Shanghai Surprise 00:14 Miss Tatlock Look at that - Shanghai Surprise 00:07 Look at that I've absolutely no aptitude for the native gibberish - Shanghai Surprise 00:04 I've absolutely no aptitude for the native gibberish Whatever you need Miss Tatlock will provide - Shanghai Surprise 00:04 Whatever you need Miss Tatlock will provide There's probably 10 000 rickshaw boys in Shanghai - Shanghai Surprise 00:13 There's probably 10 000 rickshaw boys in Shanghai Unlike Western companies - Shanghai Surprise 00:44 Unlike Western companies A missionary lying - Shanghai Surprise 00:07 A missionary lying You're looking for Faraday's flowers - Shanghai Surprise 00:13 You're looking for Faraday's flowers Lunatics You're worse than lunatics - Shanghai Surprise 00:14 Lunatics You're worse than lunatics This time they threw us in the fish - Shanghai Surprise 00:06 This time they threw us in the fish My mistress is well schooled in such ceremonial acts as - Shanghai Surprise 00:35 My mistress is well schooled in such ceremonial acts as Now you must paint on me - Shanghai Surprise 01:05 Now you must paint on me I'm not interested in your questions Mr Wasey - Shanghai Surprise 00:10 I'm not interested in your questions Mr Wasey Finding the opium is the most important thing I'll ever do - Shanghai Surprise 00:05 Finding the opium is the most important thing I'll ever... Joe Go a regular Dizzy Dean huh - Shanghai Surprise 00:03 Joe Go a regular Dizzy Dean huh So what's a nice all American boy like you - Shanghai Surprise 00:08 So what's a nice all American boy like you No if someone make the switch - Shanghai Surprise 00:15 No if someone make the switch Jo Go know fastball curveball change up - Shanghai Surprise 00:12 Jo Go know fastball curveball change up I wish you'd give up this opium business - Shanghai Surprise 00:14 I wish you'd give up this opium business You deceitful jelly spined backstabbing bastard - Shanghai Surprise 00:13 You deceitful jelly spined backstabbing bastard Perhaps I'll stay on here a while - Shanghai Surprise 00:14 Perhaps I'll stay on here a while My boy you made the right decision - Shanghai Surprise 00:06 My boy you made the right decision And one of the graves he plundered - Shanghai Surprise 00:04 And one of the graves he plundered Wasey Glendon Wasey - Shanghai Surprise 00:03 Wasey Glendon Wasey I can't My skirt's too tight - Shanghai Surprise 00:04 I can't My skirt's too tight

Cast

Glendon Wasey - Sean Penn
Gloria Tatlock - Madonna
Walter Faraday - Paul Freeman
Willie Tuttle - Richard Griffiths
Justin Kronk - Philip Sayer
All Cast