To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot
Please log in to add to collections.
Shantaram

And if a bullet gets me, so help me,I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot

And if a bullet gets me, so help me,
I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.092
And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:06
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
action, adventure, crime

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A heroin addict incarcerated for a robbery escapes prison and reinvents himself as a doctor in the slums of Bombay; his ties to the crime underworld there lead him to Afghanistan, where he partners with a mob boss locked in a batt...
S01 • E02 The Palace is allowed to exist because it has never taken sides. - Shantaram 00:06
The Palace is allowed to exist because it has never taken...
S01 • E01 But there's one thing I do know. That is that I love you, Scarlett." - Shantaram 00:14
But there's one thing I do know. That is that I love...
S01 • E02 Zhou will be reminded of the grace under which she operates. - Shantaram 00:06
Zhou will be reminded of the grace under which she operates.
S01 • E03 I think maybe it's the only time when men and women can truly be the same... - Shantaram 00:07
I think maybe it's the only time when men and women can...
S01 • E07 You said that Sagar Wada had its own rules and that you must abide by them. - Shantaram 00:06
You said that Sagar Wada had its own rules and that you must...
S01 • E11 But... [STAMMERS] - Shantaram 00:09
But... [STAMMERS]
S01 • E01 [IMITATING HARRY CALLAHAN] "Well, you gotta ask yourself one question." - Shantaram 00:13
[IMITATING HARRY CALLAHAN] "Well, you gotta ask yoursel...
S01 • E02 I knew he was about to leave town, so I used him to get Lisa out. - Shantaram 00:05
I knew he was about to leave town, so I used him to get Lisa...
S01 • E03 But women are forced to feel it so much more than men. - Shantaram 00:05
But women are forced to feel it so much more than men.
S01 • E04 - I paid your friend Prabhu to bring me. - [villager 1, indistinct] - Shantaram 00:09
- I paid your friend Prabhu to bring me. - [villager 1, indi...
S01 • E11 [CHUCKLES] - Shantaram 00:06
[CHUCKLES]
S01 • E02 But a smart and resourceful man might decide to ask. - Shantaram 00:05
But a smart and resourceful man might decide to ask.
S01 • E06 Yes. [Panting] - Shantaram 00:09
Yes. [Panting]
S01 • E11 You're sure? These are powerful, dangerous people. - Shantaram 00:05
You're sure? These are powerful, dangerous people.
S01 • E04 A few days ago, you were desperate to get out, - Shantaram 00:05
A few days ago, you were desperate to get out,
S01 • E11 There could be consequences for all of us if we publish this story. - Shantaram 00:05
There could be consequences for all of us if we publish this...
S01 • E07 You could be far away from here. Why stay when you can leave? - Shantaram 00:05
You could be far away from here. Why stay when you can...
S01 • E03 My name is never mentioned. You keep 20% of the profit. - Shantaram 00:06
My name is never mentioned. You keep 20% of the profit.
S01 • E11 Think I wanna marry you. - [CHUCKLES] - Shantaram 00:07
Think I wanna marry you. - [CHUCKLES]
S01 • E01 LIN: Those 1ˢᵗ few weeks, I watched all of the seekers come and then leave... - Shantaram 00:06
LIN: Those 1ˢᵗ few weeks, I watched all of the seekers come ...