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He'd be great for offense Trust me he's very offensive
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Shaolin Soccer

He'd be great for offense. Trust me. He's very offensive

Sing:He'd be great for offense. Trust me. He's very offensive

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He'd be great for offense Trust me he's very offensive
Duration
5 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:07
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A young Shaolin follower reunites with his discouraged brothers to form a soccer team using their martial art skills to their advantage.
Forget it. - Shaolin Soccer 00:19
Forget it.
That's a great idea Kung fu soccer - Shaolin Soccer 00:08
That's a great idea Kung fu soccer
We don't have much time. - Shaolin Soccer 00:12
We don't have much time.
Sell all my shares. - Shaolin Soccer 00:14
Sell all my shares.
What are you doing? - Shaolin Soccer 00:07
What are you doing?
You, come here. - Shaolin Soccer 00:40
You, come here.
You play like an old woman! - Shaolin Soccer 00:30
You play like an old woman!
What if you kick the ball it hits an airplane and it comes crashing downDid you think of that Well no - Shaolin Soccer 00:07
What if you kick the ball it hits an airplane and it comes...
God, my egg! - Shaolin Soccer 00:17
God, my egg!
- Hey focus! - Shaolin Soccer 00:14
- Hey focus!
Block it! - Shaolin Soccer 00:10
Block it!
Oh, he's great. - Shaolin Soccer 00:12
Oh, he's great.
The game will last for 30 minutes. - Shaolin Soccer 00:55
The game will last for 30 minutes.
I'm sure no one here will cheat so uhOh excuse meI'm a mechanicIt's how I earn my livingI always keep this close you knowSo I won't lose it I'm on call - Shaolin Soccer 00:14
I'm sure no one here will cheat so uhOh excuse...
Uh... come in! - Shaolin Soccer 00:08
Uh... come in!
Stand up! - Shaolin Soccer 00:27
Stand up!
This is a test game! - Shaolin Soccer 00:15
This is a test game!
We surrender! - Shaolin Soccer 00:22
We surrender!
Put this on. - Shaolin Soccer 00:09
Put this on.
It's coming back. - Shaolin Soccer 00:10
It's coming back.