Lead Weight?- Shaolin Light Weight. Hello, Mr. Weight. Brother, you want to play soccer?...
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Lead Weight?- Shaolin Light Weight. Hello, Mr. Weight. Brother, you want to play soccer? Yes. We could use your Light Weighttechnique in the winger position, I think. He'd be great for offense.Trust me, he's very offensive. Forget it. That's how I used to look. Since I got big and fat, girls hate me. You don't know what it's like. Please leave me alone. Brother... believe in yourself and in KungFu. Everyone calls me lazy swine now. You're the only one who calls me brother. Thank you. Lazy swine!Get me that roll of toilet paper
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Lead Weight Shaolin Light Weight
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Hello Mr Weight
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Brother you want to play soccer
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Yes We could use your Light Weight technique in the winger position I think
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He'd be great for offense Trust me he's very offensive
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Forget it
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That's how I used to look
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Since I got big and fat girls hate me
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You don't know what it's like
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Please leave me alone
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Brother
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believe in yourself and in Kung Fu
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Everyone calls me lazy swine now
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You're the only one who calls me brother
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Thank you
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Lazy swine Get me that roll of toilet paper
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Movie Summary
A young Shaolin follower reunites with his discouraged brothers to form a soccer team using their martial art skills to their advantage.
