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Sharkers

After getting dumped by his girlfriend, a young yuppie embarks on a wild night of self-destruction, descending into a drugged-fueled nightmare that brings him to the edge of sanity.

Director

Patrick Chamberlain

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Production

Global Plunder Productions

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https://www.sharkersfilm.com

Max

Party Animal

Party Guy

Balloon Boy Toby

Joe Blue Burton

Franky

Kevin

Patrick Chamberlain

Edwin

Daniel and Nobody

Lauren

Madam Blaze

Mercedes

Sandra

Ryda

Bride

Nadine

Samantha Loxley

Balloon Boy Rob

Punter

Mathew Elias Moutos

Teddy

Maria

Mistura Olusanya

Harry

Tattoo Artist

Tarquinius

Hen Party Jess

Miranda Shutler

Party Dude

Jonathan Tilaye

Tony

John Paul

Bruce

Paul Whittingham

Hen Party Rachel

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No, not cock holding, cuckolding. - Sharkers

No, not cock holding, cuckolding.

You know where, you just verbally abuse me - Sharkers

You know where, you just verbally abuse me

So, you're just watching and I'm like - Sharkers

So, you're just watching and I'm like

Yeah, basically, and I mean, you know, - Sharkers

Yeah, basically, and I mean, you know,

You don't get paid,
Teddy. You get free sex. - Sharkers

You don't get paid, Teddy. You get free sex.

Awesome. I didn't think of it like that. - Sharkers

Awesome. I didn't think of it like that.

Like, you know, if it was my
girlfriend and then you were - Sharkers

Like, you know, if it was my girlfriend and then you were

Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty easygoing. - Sharkers

Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty easygoing.

And yeah, I don't really get jealous much. - Sharkers

And yeah, I don't really get jealous much.

So, yeah, um, what do you say? Are you in? - Sharkers

So, yeah, um, what do you say? Are you in?

Definitely, I'd love to do some
cock holding with you, mate. - Sharkers

Definitely, I'd love to do some cock holding with you, ...

I really need this, man. I
haven't had sex in six months. - Sharkers

I really need this, man. I haven't had sex in six month...

It's dried into my sheets,
and my mum keeps cleaning them - Sharkers

It's dried into my sheets, and my mum keeps cleaning th...

For the first time in six
months, and it's gonna be sweet. - Sharkers

For the first time in six months, and it's gonna be swe...

Hey, this is Teddy. - Sharkers

Hey, this is Teddy.

I ended up going out with
the accounts department, - Sharkers

I ended up going out with the accounts department,

You're such a party
boy. I love party boys. - Sharkers

You're such a party boy. I love party boys.

No, it just cleans itself,
just naturally. It's science. - Sharkers

No, it just cleans itself, just naturally. It's science...

Yeah, I mean, you're
looking really great. - Sharkers

Yeah, I mean, you're looking really great.

Your, your body and everything
about you is super hot. - Sharkers

Your, your body and everything about you is super hot.

You smell nice and, yeah,
I'm really turned on - Sharkers

You smell nice and, yeah, I'm really turned on

Thank you so much for
having me over, Franky. - Sharkers

Thank you so much for having me over, Franky.

You look like a hot,
sexy Viking or something. - Sharkers

You look like a hot, sexy Viking or something.

Everyone's always saying that, - Sharkers

Everyone's always saying that,

When I was a kid, my stepdad
ran over it with a car - Sharkers

When I was a kid, my stepdad ran over it with a car

Oh, yeah, oh, I love
how you lick that, thing. - Sharkers

Oh, yeah, oh, I love how you lick that, thing.

Yeah, you lick that so good. - Sharkers

Yeah, you lick that so good.

Well, because you got a banging body, - Sharkers

Well, because you got a banging body,

All right, don't be
too long, yeah? - Sharkers

All right, don't be too long, yeah?

Listen, you're not
usually my type all right, - Sharkers

Listen, you're not usually my type all right,

Oh, mate, that's a nice chain you've got. - Sharkers

Oh, mate, that's a nice chain you've got.

You need to work on your
gag reflex, mate. - Sharkers

You need to work on your gag reflex, mate.

I'm confused as to why Teddy is still - Sharkers

I'm confused as to why Teddy is still

It's a bit weird but whatever.
It's what you wanted, right? - Sharkers

It's a bit weird but whatever. It's what you wante...

Yeah, it is what I
wanted, but it just made me - Sharkers

Yeah, it is what I wanted, but it just made me

Babe, look, I, I wanted
to do this in person, - Sharkers

Babe, look, I, I wanted to do this in person,

We're still face to face, - Sharkers

We're still face to face,

Look, I don't like
hurting anyone's feelings, - Sharkers

Look, I don't like hurting anyone's feelings,

I watch you play video games
whilst I waste my life away. - Sharkers

I watch you play video games whilst I waste my life away.

And, you know, I just have really, - Sharkers

And, you know, I just have really,

Teddy is literally playing
video games right now, - Sharkers

Teddy is literally playing video games right now,

And you're dumping me for
him. You've gone fucking nuts! - Sharkers

And you're dumping me for him. You've gone fucking...

Love? What the fuck
are you talking about? - Sharkers

Love? What the fuck are you talking about?

It's my fucking apartment. - Sharkers

It's my fucking apartment.

Are you okay? You seem
upset about something. - Sharkers

Are you okay? You seem upset about something.

Oh, well, I had a
girlfriend this morning, - Sharkers

Oh, well, I had a girlfriend this morning,

- Come on, mate.
- It's good to share feelings. - Sharkers

- Come on, mate. - It's good to share feelings.

It was me, my girl and
my homeboy from work. - Sharkers

It was me, my girl and my homeboy from work.

But, I basically just
got cuckolded. - Sharkers

But, I basically just got cuckolded.

But, you know, this morning
she broke up with me for him. - Sharkers

But, you know, this morning she broke up with me for him.

It's like literally the funniest thing - Sharkers

It's like literally the funniest thing

It wasn't very funny at the time, - Sharkers

It wasn't very funny at the time,

Bro, she sounds like a
fucking sociopath, all right. - Sharkers

Bro, she sounds like a fucking sociopath, all right.

Gotta keep rolling with the
fucking punches, Franky, - Sharkers

Gotta keep rolling with the fucking punches, Franky,

And you just gotta keep
getting up and up and up, - Sharkers

And you just gotta keep getting up and up and up,

Because that's what life is, bro, - Sharkers

Because that's what life is, bro,

I love pulling chicas, but
there are no fucking chicas - Sharkers

I love pulling chicas, but there are no fucking chicas

Straight off the motherfucking
boat from Colombia, okay. - Sharkers

Straight off the motherfucking boat from Colombia, okay.

I'm talking white fucking flakes, - Sharkers

I'm talking white fucking flakes,

And I just wanna chew your fucking ear off - Sharkers

And I just wanna chew your fucking ear off

Okay, sold. Ha ha, YOLO! - Sharkers

Okay, sold. Ha ha, YOLO!

They basically just sit here and do - Sharkers

They basically just sit here and do

Basically, I believe that
through this combination - Sharkers

Basically, I believe that through this combination

I've been getting them to
write on that whiteboard - Sharkers

I've been getting them to write on that whiteboard

Hey, Toby, any more visions
from the other side? - Sharkers

Hey, Toby, any more visions from the other side?

We've been having visions
of a man dressed in all red, - Sharkers

We've been having visions of a man dressed in all red,

Rebirthed, yeah, woo,
I like the sound of that. - Sharkers

Rebirthed, yeah, woo, I like the sound of that.

Yeah, so just make sure you just keep - Sharkers

Yeah, so just make sure you just keep

You've got a lot of research
ahead of you, haven't you? - Sharkers

You've got a lot of research ahead of you, haven't...

Ketamine usually just makes
me throw up and pass out. - Sharkers

Ketamine usually just makes me throw up and pass out.

You must be
doing it wrong then, baby, - Sharkers

You must be doing it wrong then, baby,

When you do a little bit of
coke, and you get too high, - Sharkers

When you do a little bit of coke, and you get too high,

You've really gotta
try it. Please, for me. - Sharkers

You've really gotta try it. Please, for me.

So tell me, Franky, what do you do? - Sharkers

So tell me, Franky, what do you do?

It's kind of a conversation
killer, to be honest, but - Sharkers

It's kind of a conversation killer, to be honest, but

- Oh you know, not much.
- The odd job here and there. - Sharkers

- Oh you know, not much. - The odd job here and there.

She's really quite the
influencer slash entrepreneur. - Sharkers

She's really quite the influencer slash entrepreneur.

Wow, thanks, I've
never met a drug dealer - Sharkers

Wow, thanks, I've never met a drug dealer

Just make sure you use the
stuff on the right, okay, - Sharkers

Just make sure you use the stuff on the right, okay,

While you're with us, Franky, - Sharkers

While you're with us, Franky,

Yeah, you have a really
radiant vibe about you. - Sharkers

Yeah, you have a really radiant vibe about you.

Wow, that's possibly the nicest thing - Sharkers

Wow, that's possibly the nicest thing

Only positive vibes here, Franky. - Sharkers

Only positive vibes here, Franky.

Just remember, don't mix up
the coke and ket. Be careful. - Sharkers

Just remember, don't mix up the coke and ket. Be carefu...

You know, I can see energies, Franky. - Sharkers

You know, I can see energies, Franky.

I can see your confidence,
right there in your chest. - Sharkers

I can see your confidence, right there in your chest.

Well, it's supposed to be
down here, in your belly. - Sharkers

Well, it's supposed to be down here, in your belly.

But what I can sense is, - Sharkers

But what I can sense is,

Yeah, I'm Tony. Nice to meet you. - Sharkers

Yeah, I'm Tony. Nice to meet you.

Franky, this is my stepbrother,
we might as well be brothers. - Sharkers

Franky, this is my stepbrother, we might as well be brothers...

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After getting dumped by his girlfriend, a young yuppie embarks on a wild night of self-destruction, descending into a drugged-fueled nightmare that brings him to the edge of sanity.

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Director: Patrick Chamberlain

Writer: Niki Burton, Patrick Chamberlain, Sean Hastie

Production: Global Plunder Productions

Genre: comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 03 Aug 2024

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.sharkersfilm.com