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Sharkers

After getting dumped by his girlfriend, a young yuppie embarks on a wild night of self-destruction, descending into a drugged-fueled nightmare that brings him to the edge of sanity.

Director

Patrick Chamberlain

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Global Plunder Productions

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https://www.sharkersfilm.com

Max

Party Animal

Party Guy

Balloon Boy Toby

Joe Blue Burton

Franky

Kevin

Patrick Chamberlain

Edwin

Daniel and Nobody

Lauren

Madam Blaze

Mercedes

Sandra

Ryda

Bride

Nadine

Samantha Loxley

Balloon Boy Rob

Punter

Mathew Elias Moutos

Teddy

Maria

Mistura Olusanya

Harry

Tattoo Artist

Tarquinius

Hen Party Jess

Miranda Shutler

Party Dude

Jonathan Tilaye

Tony

John Paul

Bruce

Paul Whittingham

Hen Party Rachel

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Yeah, you know, just like meditating, - Sharkers

Yeah, you know, just like meditating,

You gotta keep it inside to manifest - Sharkers

You gotta keep it inside to manifest

Fucking missus has been fucking
banging on and and on and on - Sharkers

Fucking missus has been fucking banging on and and on and on

Yeah, man, just like being at the bar, - Sharkers

Yeah, man, just like being at the bar,

Get money, get bitches, know
what I'm saying! - Sharkers

Get money, get bitches, know what I'm saying!

- Who the fuck is this guy?
- I don't like that at all. - Sharkers

- Who the fuck is this guy? - I don't like that at all.

But those words, they hurt.
They hurt me on the inside. - Sharkers

But those words, they hurt. They hurt me on the inside.

That's not fucking
woke at all, is it man? - Sharkers

That's not fucking woke at all, is it man?

- Stop, Franky, stop, stop.
- You're hurting my ears. - Sharkers

- Stop, Franky, stop, stop. - You're hurting my ears.

Being sexist is not fucking
cool at all, all right? - Sharkers

Being sexist is not fucking cool at all, all right?

So don't be fucking sexist
in my fucking house, - Sharkers

So don't be fucking sexist in my fucking house,

So now let's just fucking chill out - Sharkers

So now let's just fucking chill out

And I know you're cool, - Sharkers

And I know you're cool,

Franky, just rack up
some fucking lines for us, - Sharkers

Franky, just rack up some fucking lines for us,

- I'm meeting Ryda tomorrow.
- I need the fucking cocaine off him. - Sharkers

- I'm meeting Ryda tomorrow. - I need the fucking cocai...

Are you fucking
telling me that this cunt - Sharkers

Are you fucking telling me that this cunt

We trusted you, you horrible sexist! - Sharkers

We trusted you, you horrible sexist!

You come into my house
and try and rob me, - Sharkers

You come into my house and try and rob me,

We're gonna fuck you
up, you motherfucker! - Sharkers

We're gonna fuck you up, you motherfucker!

Oh, no fam, fam, like. I've literally
just been robbed round the corner! - Sharkers

Oh, no fam, fam, like. I've literally just been robbed ...

Oh, uh. Right, yeah, I know John. - Sharkers

Oh, uh. Right, yeah, I know John.

Like, I haven't been to a party
ages, and I just thought, - Sharkers

Like, I haven't been to a party ages, and I just though...

Ey. It's lit here still, man, yeah come
through bruv, we need a couple bags still. - Sharkers

Ey. It's lit here still, man, yeah come through bruv, w...

I got something for you
you might be interested - Sharkers

I got something for you you might be interested

Wow, that felt great! - Sharkers

Wow, that felt great!

But I do love playing
video games. - Sharkers

But I do love playing video games.

Honestly, it's fine, I've just got - Sharkers

Honestly, it's fine, I've just got

Oily fingers and they block up my pores - Sharkers

Oily fingers and they block up my pores

Oh, no no no, please. Forget
I ever said it. - Sharkers

Oh, no no no, please. Forget I ever said it.

We can really relate
with each other. - Sharkers

We can really relate with each other.

You got the old CV for it,
man about town and all that. - Sharkers

You got the old CV for it, man about town and all that.

Our women? That's not very PC. - Sharkers

Our women? That's not very PC.

Come on, John Paul,
come on, I'm with um, mm... - Sharkers

Come on, John Paul, come on, I'm with um, mm...

Yes, we overreacted, - Sharkers

Yes, we overreacted,

We're really sorry,
Franky. You poor thing. - Sharkers

We're really sorry, Franky. You poor thing.

So it may have looked like
we were trying to kill you, - Sharkers

So it may have looked like we were trying to kill you,

But luckily for us, - Sharkers

But luckily for us,

You could have robbed us
blind, Franky, but you didn't. - Sharkers

You could have robbed us blind, Franky, but you didn't.

Sure, why the hell not? YOLO. - Sharkers

Sure, why the hell not? YOLO.

Oh, by the way, I'd
love to get cuckolded. - Sharkers

Oh, by the way, I'd love to get cuckolded.

Franky, you can, it's
easy. You just gotta let go. - Sharkers

Franky, you can, it's easy. You just gotta let go.

Let me teach you something I learned - Sharkers

Let me teach you something I learned

I was getting beaten to death by a bouncer - Sharkers

I was getting beaten to death by a bouncer

Unlucky for me, though,
they caught it all on CCTV. - Sharkers

Unlucky for me, though, they caught it all on CCTV.

Oh, Jesus. How long were you in for? - Sharkers

Oh, Jesus. How long were you in for?

Anyway, what I'm
trying to say is, Franky, - Sharkers

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, Franky,

You need to act confident even when - Sharkers

You need to act confident even when

Confidence is everything
in this world, Franky. - Sharkers

Confidence is everything in this world, Franky.

And if someone does
give you shit, Franky, - Sharkers

And if someone does give you shit, Franky,

You could be the predator,
or you could be the prey. - Sharkers

You could be the predator, or you could be the prey.

I come outta the fucking darkness - Sharkers

I come outta the fucking darkness

You see, Franky, you know that sharks - Sharkers

You see, Franky, you know that sharks

Well I can sniff out cocaine
from fucking anywhere, yeah. - Sharkers

Well I can sniff out cocaine from fucking anywhere, yeah.

Yes, yes, you are. - Sharkers

Yes, yes, you are.

Otherwise, you'll fucking
shatter into a million pieces. - Sharkers

Otherwise, you'll fucking shatter into a million pieces...

I have trust and anger issues, yeah, - Sharkers

I have trust and anger issues, yeah,

But, - Sharkers

It's hard for me to let
new people in, you know, - Sharkers

It's hard for me to let new people in, you know,

Wow, that's really poetic, - Sharkers

Wow, that's really poetic,

Oo, oo, oo oo, I can help
you deliver if you want. - Sharkers

Oo, oo, oo oo, I can help you deliver if you want.

Oh, come on, Tony, let Franky do it, - Sharkers

Oh, come on, Tony, let Franky do it,

Okay, but you gotta do
everything I fucking say. - Sharkers

Okay, but you gotta do everything I fucking say.

- Yes, oh my God, hi, yes.
- Come in, come in, come in! - Sharkers

- Yes, oh my God, hi, yes. - Come in, come in, come in!

Oh, well all right then. - Sharkers

Oh, well all right then.

Take it off, take it off, - Sharkers

Take it off, take it off,

Take it off, take it off, - Sharkers

Take it off, take it off,

Yes. Come on, take it off. - Sharkers

Yes. Come on, take it off.

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪ - Sharkers

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

♪ Big booty ♪ - Sharkers

♪ Big booty ♪

No, chill, chill. I'm a stripper. - Sharkers

No, chill, chill. I'm a stripper.

Oh, yeah, I've just been
keeping them warm for you. - Sharkers

Oh, yeah, I've just been keeping them warm for you.

You're all under arrest - Sharkers

You're all under arrest

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪ - Sharkers

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

Bro, I can't believe
I just missed you give - Sharkers

Bro, I can't believe I just missed you give

I went from being a pimp to a prostitute - Sharkers

I went from being a pimp to a prostitute

It's like "Trading Places." - Sharkers

It's like "Trading Places."

But if I have to fuck and
suck my way back to the top, - Sharkers

But if I have to fuck and suck my way back to the top,

Look, I don't give two fucks - Sharkers

Look, I don't give two fucks

I just need you to give
me some fucking money - Sharkers

I just need you to give me some fucking money

Hey, who do I have to pay to get - Sharkers

Hey, who do I have to pay to get

Make sure you give
him his money's worth. - Sharkers

Make sure you give him his money's worth.

Bro, I always do. Best
service in town, baby. - Sharkers

Bro, I always do. Best service in town, baby.

Guys, do you mind if we make - Sharkers

Guys, do you mind if we make

So it's not enough now that
you've stolen my girlfriend, - Sharkers

So it's not enough now that you've stolen my girlf...

I fucking wish I was playing
video games right now! - Sharkers

I fucking wish I was playing video games right now!

I have feelings, too many probably. - Sharkers

I have feelings, too many probably.

Every week, the same thing,
over and over and over and over. - Sharkers

Every week, the same thing, over and over and over and over.

Okay, I get it. I get it,
like, please, just stop. - Sharkers

Okay, I get it. I get it, like, please, just stop.

Like do you want anything else from me? - Sharkers

Like do you want anything else from me?

What can I do to convince you - Sharkers

What can I do to convince you

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After getting dumped by his girlfriend, a young yuppie embarks on a wild night of self-destruction, descending into a drugged-fueled nightmare that brings him to the edge of sanity.

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Director: Patrick Chamberlain

Writer: Niki Burton, Patrick Chamberlain, Sean Hastie

Production: Global Plunder Productions

Genre: comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 03 Aug 2024

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.sharkersfilm.com