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Mr. Constantine's excuses just don't add up
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Mr. Constantine's excusesjust don't add up

Mr. Constantine's excuses
just don't add up

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Mr. Constantine's excuses just don't add up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:09
Uploaded
Mar 27, 2025
Genres
action, horror, sci-fi
Production
Polonia Brothers Entertainment,Very Scary Productions

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Movie Summary

Count Dracula's curse manifests in a bloodthirsty great white shark terrorizing a tourist town. A hunt for this new predatory species uncovers vampires aiding its survival, leading to monstrous encounters and a deadly trail of car...
He was being gracious, but he knew you were being too nosy. - Sharkula 00:06
He was being gracious, but he knew you were being too nosy.
- Only our jobs for the summer, - Sharkula 00:06
- Only our jobs for the summer,
He's from a different country, - Sharkula 00:05
He's from a different country,
- Let's get one thing straight, - Sharkula 00:08
- Let's get one thing straight,
- You heard what happened to those who crossed him, - Sharkula 00:06
- You heard what happened to those who crossed him,
- How appropriate. Isn't that normally - Sharkula 00:05
- How appropriate. Isn't that normally
Hey, Ark can be a pretty good place for Dracula to vacation - Sharkula 00:07
Hey, Ark can be a pretty good place for Dracula to vacation
(Mina gasps) - Sharkula 00:06
(Mina gasps)
But I have to get going 'cause it's almost curfew. - Sharkula 00:05
But I have to get going 'cause it's almost curfew.
- The outside help, - Sharkula 00:07
- The outside help,
- One of them saw the shark, - Sharkula 00:07
- One of them saw the shark,
If our master wants fresh meat, he can take it. - Sharkula 00:06
If our master wants fresh meat, he can take it.
- Renfield, he plots against you - Sharkula 00:09
- Renfield, he plots against you
He spreads lies about me because he wants me for himself. - Sharkula 00:05
He spreads lies about me because he wants me for himself.
- Renfield is a little fly, - Sharkula 00:09
- Renfield is a little fly,
- He is as cunning as he is stupid and perverse. - Sharkula 00:06
- He is as cunning as he is stupid and perverse.
- He of all people knows - Sharkula 00:07
- He of all people knows
(ominous music) - Sharkula 00:10
(ominous music)
(deep hissing) (bell ringing) - Sharkula 00:07
(deep hissing) (bell ringing)
(ominous music continues) - Sharkula 00:06
(ominous music continues)