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Sharp Stick

Come to my next wedding,be wearing fucking diapers and rags with no shoes on

Come to my next wedding,
be wearing fucking diapers and rags with no shoes on

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Come to my next wedding, be wearing fucking diapers and rags
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with no shoes on.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:57
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
FilmNation Entertainment,Good Thing Going Productions

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Movie Summary

Sarah Jo is a naive 26-year-old living on the fringes of Hollywood with her mother and sister. She just longs to be seen. When she begins an affair with her older employer, she is thrust into an education on sexuality, loss and po...
I'm up there getting married to a fucking denim princess, bro. - Sharp Stick 00:04
I'm up there getting married to a fucking denim princes...
Can you imagine ten years ago, if I had said to you: - Sharp Stick 00:08
Can you imagine ten years ago, if I had said to you:
Tell them that when I'm out fucking got my dick on the cover - Sharp Stick 00:05
Tell them that when I'm out fucking got my dick on the ...
And you're like taking smoothie orders at Magic, bro. - Sharp Stick 00:06
And you're like taking smoothie orders at Magic, bro.
Come on, you gotta be the most beautiful pregnant woman in all of California. - Sharp Stick 00:04
Come on, you gotta be the most beautiful pregnant woman in a...
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you think I was your husband for a second? - Sharp Stick 00:05
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you think I was your husband for...
No, I did not because my husband would never touch me that tenderly. - Sharp Stick 00:04
No, I did not because my husband would never touch me that t...
What are you two idiots doing up there for so many hours? - Sharp Stick 00:05
What are you two idiots doing up there for so many hours?
That's just what we do, from 2002. - Sharp Stick 00:04
That's just what we do, from 2002.
When the girls scream "danke," I just reply "bitte schön." - Sharp Stick 00:08
When the girls scream "danke," I just reply "...
-No, you are. You are fucking aglow. -I mean don't stop it, - Sharp Stick 00:06
-No, you are. You are fucking aglow. -I mean don't stop...
Oh, thank you, Sarah Jo, but it's one of the few things - Sharp Stick 00:07
Oh, thank you, Sarah Jo, but it's one of the few things
It makes leaving him every day, especially like this, a lot more bearable. - Sharp Stick 00:06
It makes leaving him every day, especially like this, a lot ...
I literally don't know what's happening. And this happens like six times a day now. - Sharp Stick 00:05
I literally don't know what's happening. And this ...
I'm barely even crying, it's nothing. It's nothing. - Sharp Stick 00:04
I'm barely even crying, it's nothing. It's no...
It's like hormonal and just-- - Sharp Stick 00:06
It's like hormonal and just--
And I know I asked you to stay late tonight, which I really appreciate. - Sharp Stick 00:04
And I know I asked you to stay late tonight, which I really ...
I'd love it if you could be a little bit more on it - Sharp Stick 00:07
I'd love it if you could be a little bit more on it
It just feels like the yard's been hit by a hurricane, the living room's a mess, - Sharp Stick 00:05
It just feels like the yard's been hit by a hurricane, ...
So if you could just put things back in the bin after you finish one thing, - Sharp Stick 00:09
So if you could just put things back in the bin after you fi...