"Shaun of the Dead" quotes

Shaun of the Dead poster
The uneventful, aimless lives of a London electronics salesman and his layabout roommate are disrupted by the zombie apocalypse.

Director: Edgar Wright
Writer: Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $13,542,874
Released: 24 Sep 2004
Awards: Nominated for 3 BAFTA 13 wins & 20 nominations total

96 Clips

Don't point that gun at my mum - Shaun of the Dead 00:22
Don't point that gun at my mum
Give me the car keys - Shaun of the Dead 00:20
Give me the car keys
You've been to a lock in - Shaun of the Dead 00:16
You've been to a lock in
You got your Lifestyle Channels there - Shaun of the Dead 00:38
You got your Lifestyle Channels there
I gotta do a wee first - Shaun of the Dead 00:13
I gotta do a wee first
For fuck's sake - Shaun of the Dead 00:14
For fuck's sake
It's all right - Shaun of the Dead 00:30
It's all right
There's a girl in the garden - Shaun of the Dead 00:19
There's a girl in the garden
I've got a car outside - Shaun of the Dead 00:32
I've got a car outside
It's been a funny sort of day - Shaun of the Dead 00:16
It's been a funny sort of day
Who's a pretty boy - Shaun of the Dead 00:56
Who's a pretty boy
They still out there - Shaun of the Dead 00:24
They still out there
But Big Al says dogs can't look up - Shaun of the Dead 00:16
But Big Al says dogs can't look up
He's not my Dad - Shaun of the Dead 00:15
He's not my Dad
You got red on you - Shaun of the Dead 00:13
You got red on you
Why is Queen still playing - Shaun of the Dead 00:13
Why is Queen still playing
I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing - Shaun of the Dead 00:20
I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing
What are you doing - Shaun of the Dead 01:03
What are you doing
Would anyone like - Shaun of the Dead 00:07
Would anyone like
How you've grown - Shaun of the Dead 00:16
How you've grown
What are we going to eat - Shaun of the Dead 00:24
What are we going to eat
There's a Breville out back - Shaun of the Dead 00:22
There's a Breville out back
What the hell do you think you're doing - Shaun of the Dead 00:29
What the hell do you think you're doing
This is serious - Shaun of the Dead 00:11
This is serious
You go to bed with it - Shaun of the Dead 00:15
You go to bed with it
I've got nothing - Shaun of the Dead 00:13
I've got nothing
You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston - Shaun of the Dead 00:34
You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant...
Under the weather - Shaun of the Dead 00:37
Under the weather
Sloane being off today - Shaun of the Dead 00:33
Sloane being off today
You're quite a hypocrite - Shaun of the Dead 00:14
You're quite a hypocrite
Cockacidal maniac - Shaun of the Dead 00:31
Cockacidal maniac
Doesn't look that tidy - Shaun of the Dead 00:25
Doesn't look that tidy
What's going on - Shaun of the Dead 00:31
What's going on
You're not driving that car - Shaun of the Dead 00:16
You're not driving that car
I'm not saying it was you - Shaun of the Dead 00:18
I'm not saying it was you
Come and get it - Shaun of the Dead 00:22
Come and get it
Who the hell put this on - Shaun of the Dead 00:18
Who the hell put this on
If you get cornered - Shaun of the Dead 00:20
If you get cornered
You left them in my flat - Shaun of the Dead 00:13
You left them in my flat
I don't think he'd leave us - Shaun of the Dead 01:03
I don't think he'd leave us
Over there again - Shaun of the Dead 00:16
Over there again
No matter you might think - Shaun of the Dead 00:32
No matter you might think
You didn't call the doctor - Shaun of the Dead 00:56
You didn't call the doctor
I'd say your nine lives are up - Shaun of the Dead 00:42
I'd say your nine lives are up
Have you still got the child locks on - Shaun of the Dead 00:15
Have you still got the child locks on
He's got an arm off - Shaun of the Dead 00:08
He's got an arm off
You don't need Liz to have a good time - Shaun of the Dead 01:02
You don't need Liz to have a good time
Player 2 has entered the game - Shaun of the Dead 00:11
Player 2 has entered the game
Player two has entered the game - Shaun of the Dead 00:11
Player two has entered the game
It is  vital  that you stay in your homes - Shaun of the Dead 00:43
It is vital that you stay in your homes
To a wonderful mum - Shaun of the Dead 00:47
To a wonderful mum
They're for your mum - Shaun of the Dead 00:29
They're for your mum
He chased me around the garden with a bit of wood - Shaun of the Dead 01:18
He chased me around the garden with a bit of wood
How are you doing - Shaun of the Dead 00:13
How are you doing
Why don't we just go up - Shaun of the Dead 00:53
Why don't we just go up
I'm not staying here - Shaun of the Dead 00:19
I'm not staying here
I think you should go - Shaun of the Dead 00:19
I think you should go
And then do themselves - Shaun of the Dead 01:22
And then do themselves
He sells a bit of weed every now and again - Shaun of the Dead 00:23
He sells a bit of weed every now and again
Why didn't you just shoot him - Shaun of the Dead 00:19
Why didn't you just shoot him
Don't forget to kill Philip - Shaun of the Dead 00:17
Don't forget to kill Philip
Some men tried to get into the house - Shaun of the Dead 01:13
Some men tried to get into the house
Are you all right - Shaun of the Dead 00:27
Are you all right
Do you want anything from the shop - Shaun of the Dead 00:07
Do you want anything from the shop
I don't care what the telly says - Shaun of the Dead 00:38
I don't care what the telly says
Fuck a doodle doo - Shaun of the Dead 01:07
Fuck a doodle doo
Leave him alone - Shaun of the Dead 01:04
Leave him alone
I've known him since primary school - Shaun of the Dead 01:09
I've known him since primary school
You hang out with my friends - Shaun of the Dead 00:34
You hang out with my friends
Feel free to step in any time - Shaun of the Dead 00:21
Feel free to step in any time
You did all right - Shaun of the Dead 00:27
You did all right
Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies - Shaun of the Dead 00:19
Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies
Do you want your messages - Shaun of the Dead 00:52
Do you want your messages
You've got red on you - Shaun of the Dead 00:13
You've got red on you
But dogs CAN look up - Shaun of the Dead 00:14
But dogs CAN look up
We're coming to get you - Shaun of the Dead 00:13
We're coming to get you
One of them bit me - Shaun of the Dead 01:07
One of them bit me
Fuck a doodle do - Shaun of the Dead 00:12
Fuck a doodle do
What's the plan then - Shaun of the Dead 02:47
What's the plan then
It's fucking Sunday - Shaun of the Dead 00:52
It's fucking Sunday
Though no one official is prepared to comment - Shaun of the Dead 01:13
Though no one official is prepared to comment
Any zombies out there - Shaun of the Dead 00:33
Any zombies out there
I won't say anything - Shaun of the Dead 00:47
I won't say anything
As Bertrand Russell once said - Shaun of the Dead 00:54
As Bertrand Russell once said
Sloan always says - Shaun of the Dead 00:41
Sloan always says
He's not my boyfriend - Shaun of the Dead 00:22
He's not my boyfriend
'Sign o' the Times' - Shaun of the Dead 00:29
'Sign o' the Times'
It's not that I don't like you - Shaun of the Dead 00:40
It's not that I don't like you
I'm not a chartered accountant - Shaun of the Dead 00:33
I'm not a chartered accountant
I'll muck it up if I have to do myself - Shaun of the Dead 00:39
I'll muck it up if I have to do myself
You've sold puff - Shaun of the Dead 00:19
You've sold puff
You still haven't met his mum - Shaun of the Dead 00:40
You still haven't met his mum
You see what I'm saying - Shaun of the Dead 02:12
You see what I'm saying
And I'm always dragging him to the theatre - Shaun of the Dead 00:27
And I'm always dragging him to the theatre
Which would be lovely - Shaun of the Dead 01:09
Which would be lovely
Just look at the face - Shaun of the Dead 00:22
Just look at the face

Cast

Shaun - Simon Pegg
Dianne - Lucy Davis
David - Dylan Moran
Clubber 1 (as Kier Mills) - Keir Mills
Clubber 2 - Matt Jaynes
Football Kid - Gavin Ferguson
Homeless Man - Horton Jupiter
The Usher - Tim Baggaley
Nelson - Arvind Doshi
Noel - Rafe Spall
Danny (as Sonell Dadral) - Sonnell Dadral
Woman on Trisha - Samantha Day
Trisha Goddard - Trisha Goddard
Grave Scientist - David Park
Distraught Vox Pop - Finola Geraghty
Philip - Bill Nighy
Distressed Man - Robert Fitch
Florist - Sharon Gavin
Pigeon Man - Patch Connolly
Yvonne - Jessica Hynes
Snakehips - Stuart Powell
Krishnan Guru-Murthy - Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Carol Barnes - Carol Barnes
Rob Butler - Rob Butler
Jeremy Thompson - Jeremy Thompson
Vernon Kay - Vernon Kay
Hulking Zombie - Mark Donovan
Grizzled Zombie - Christopher Harwood
Barbara - Penelope Wilton
Maggie - Tamsin Greig
Yvonne's Mum - Julia Deakin
Cousin Tom - Matt Lucas
Pyjama Zombie - Nick Ewans
Trisha Zombie - Alex Lutes
Chris Martin / Zombie outside The Winchester - Chris Martin
Jonny Buckland (as Jonny Buckland) - Jon Buckland
Keith Chegwin (voice) - Keith Chegwin
Zombie Shot by Soldiers - Lucy Akhurst
Livid Commuter - Peter Bateson
Army Officer - Paul Bayfield
Man in Street - Peter Baynham
Zombie Approaching Spinning Car - Claudine Biswas-MacKenzie
Football Commentator / 'Zombies From Hell!' Presenter (voice) - Rob Brydon
Special Forces Soldier - Gary Bunn
Pretty SWAT Team Officer - Kadrolsha Ona Carole
Wheelchair Zombie - Liz Cater
Livid Commuter - Chris Clarke
Zombie - Tony Cook
Zombie Shot by Soldiers - Joe Cornish
News Reporter (voice) - Julia Davis
Zombie - Andy Diggle
Pub Zombie - Dylan Freed
Zombie - Salo Gardner
Radio Presenter With 'Spaceship' Theory - Mark Gatiss
'Fun-Dead' Zombie - Nick Goldsmith
Zombie - Jamie Graham
Zombie - Thomas Hodge
'Fun-Dead' Zombie - Garth Jennings
Zombie - Rich Johnston
Zombie Behind 'The Winchester' - Paul Kaye
Zombie Outside Flat - Pamela Kempthorne
Zombie - Iain Kitching
Pub Zombie - Chris Knight
Zombie Outside Flat - Lauren Laverne
News Reporter (voice) - Robert Popper
Zombie - Paul Putner
Zombie - Gabriel Ralls
Zombie - Peter Rnic
Various zombies - Kristof Romagnoli
Zombie - James Scott
Zombie Monkey - Dave Smith
Themselves (archive footage) - The Smiths
Zombie Dude - Philippe Spall
Zombie Shot by Soldiers - David Spratt
SWAT Team Officer - Greg Tanner
Zombie - Ben Thompson
Livid Commuter - Ronaldo Vasconcellos
News Reporter - David Walliams
Twin Zombie - Kevin Wilson
Twin Zombie - Nicholas Wilson
Twin Zombie - Nick Wilson
Rabid Monkeys Newsreader - Edgar Wright