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"Shaun of the Dead" quotes

Shaun of the Dead poster
The uneventful, aimless lives of a London electronics salesman and his layabout roommate are disrupted by the zombie apocalypse.

Director: Edgar Wright
Writer: Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $13,542,874
Released: 24 Sep 2004
Awards: Nominated for 3 BAFTA 13 wins & 20 nominations total
Yeah Look at the state of it - Shaun of the Dead 00:30 Yeah Look at the state of it What am I gonna do Where are we gonna go - Shaun of the Dead 00:15 What am I gonna do Where are we gonna go Nice good vocal work Okay Barbara that's excellent - Shaun of the Dead 00:12 Nice good vocal work Okay Barbara that's excellent Don't point that gun at my mum - Shaun of the Dead 00:07 Don't point that gun at my mum Ed take over a sec - Shaun of the Dead 00:06 Ed take over a sec Give me the car keys - Shaun of the Dead 00:07 Give me the car keys You've been to a lock in - Shaun of the Dead 00:14 You've been to a lock in Hil hi - Shaun of the Dead 00:06 Hil hi You got your Lifestyle Channels there - Shaun of the Dead 00:20 You got your Lifestyle Channels there I gotta do a wee first - Shaun of the Dead 00:06 I gotta do a wee first For fuck's sake - Shaun of the Dead 00:06 For fuck's sake I'll muck it up if I have to do myself - Shaun of the Dead 00:27 I'll muck it up if I have to do myself It's your dad - Shaun of the Dead 00:03 It's your dad Which would be lovely - Shaun of the Dead 00:30 Which would be lovely There's a girl in the garden - Shaun of the Dead 00:11 There's a girl in the garden Oh my god Shaun - Shaun of the Dead 00:05 Oh my god Shaun I've got a car outside - Shaun of the Dead 00:11 I've got a car outside And I'm always dragging him to the theatre - Shaun of the Dead 00:04 And I'm always dragging him to the theatre Who's a pretty boy - Shaun of the Dead 00:25 Who's a pretty boy It's been a funny sort of day - Shaun of the Dead 00:05 It's been a funny sort of day They still out there - Shaun of the Dead 00:22 They still out there Yes Yes In the head - Shaun of the Dead 00:04 Yes Yes In the head But Big Al says dogs can't look up - Shaun of the Dead 00:10 But Big Al says dogs can't look up You got red on you - Shaun of the Dead 00:04 You got red on you He's not my Dad - Shaun of the Dead 00:05 He's not my Dad I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing - Shaun of the Dead 00:26 I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing Would anyone like - Shaun of the Dead 00:05 Would anyone like What the hell do you think you're doing - Shaun of the Dead 00:11 What the hell do you think you're doing This is serious - Shaun of the Dead 00:03 This is serious You go to bed with it - Shaun of the Dead 00:09 You go to bed with it I've got nothing - Shaun of the Dead 00:05 I've got nothing Why is Queen still playing - Shaun of the Dead 00:07 Why is Queen still playing What are you doing - Shaun of the Dead 00:26 What are you doing Male reporter Initial claims that the virus was caused - Shaun of the Dead 00:16 Male reporter Initial claims that the virus was caused How you've grown - Shaun of the Dead 00:05 How you've grown If you get cornered - Shaun of the Dead 00:08 If you get cornered You're not driving that car - Shaun of the Dead 00:04 You're not driving that car Come and get it - Shaun of the Dead 00:08 Come and get it Cock it - Shaun of the Dead 00:04 Cock it Who the hell put this on - Shaun of the Dead 00:05 Who the hell put this on You're quite a hypocrite - Shaun of the Dead 00:12 You're quite a hypocrite You do realize this is a 20 mile an hour zone - Shaun of the Dead 00:06 You do realize this is a 20 mile an hour zone Cockacidal maniac - Shaun of the Dead 00:24 Cockacidal maniac Two seconds - Shaun of the Dead 00:04 Two seconds He's got an arm off - Shaun of the Dead 00:05 He's got an arm off I'm not saying it was you - Shaun of the Dead 00:16 I'm not saying it was you Is it clear No - Shaun of the Dead 00:06 Is it clear No No matter you might think - Shaun of the Dead 00:19 No matter you might think Player 2 has entered the game - Shaun of the Dead 00:05 Player 2 has entered the game You didn't call the doctor - Shaun of the Dead 00:17 You didn't call the doctor Doesn't look that tidy - Shaun of the Dead 00:14 Doesn't look that tidy You left them in my flat - Shaun of the Dead 00:09 You left them in my flat You still haven't met his mum - Shaun of the Dead 01:14 You still haven't met his mum What's going on - Shaun of the Dead 00:19 What's going on I don't think he'd leave us - Shaun of the Dead 00:22 I don't think he'd leave us Over there again - Shaun of the Dead 00:20 Over there again Excuse me - Shaun of the Dead 00:44 Excuse me Player two has entered the game - Shaun of the Dead 00:05 Player two has entered the game I'd say your nine lives are up - Shaun of the Dead 00:16 I'd say your nine lives are up It is  vital  that you stay in your homes - Shaun of the Dead 00:15 It is vital that you stay in your homes How are you doing - Shaun of the Dead 00:08 How are you doing You don't need Liz to have a good time - Shaun of the Dead 00:24 You don't need Liz to have a good time Why don't we just go up - Shaun of the Dead 00:38 Why don't we just go up Have you still got the child locks on - Shaun of the Dead 00:11 Have you still got the child locks on He chased me around the garden with a bit of wood - Shaun of the Dead 00:35 He chased me around the garden with a bit of wood Do you want anything from the shop - Shaun of the Dead 00:08 Do you want anything from the shop And then do themselves - Shaun of the Dead 00:48 And then do themselves Bye ed Love you - Shaun of the Dead 00:13 Bye ed Love you Why didn't you just shoot him - Shaun of the Dead 00:17 Why didn't you just shoot him What's up niggaz - Shaun of the Dead 00:04 What's up niggaz Don't forget to kill Philip - Shaun of the Dead 00:04 Don't forget to kill Philip I don't care what the telly says - Shaun of the Dead 00:12 I don't care what the telly says Are you all right - Shaun of the Dead 00:28 Are you all right Just look at the face - Shaun of the Dead 00:12 Just look at the face You hang out with my friends - Shaun of the Dead 00:09 You hang out with my friends Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies - Shaun of the Dead 00:09 Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies Some men tried to get into the house - Shaun of the Dead 00:40 Some men tried to get into the house Do you want your messages - Shaun of the Dead 00:15 Do you want your messages But dogs CAN look up - Shaun of the Dead 00:11 But dogs CAN look up

Cast

Shaun - Simon Pegg
Dianne - Lucy Davis
David - Dylan Moran